70+ Best Pathetic Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Pathetic is causing feelings of sadness, sympathy, or sometimes lack of respect, especially because a person or an animal is suffering. Profoundly inspirational pathetic quotes will brighten up your day and make you feel ready to take on anything.

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Famous Pathetic Quotes

The Americans I know are not willing to abandon our police and our great Democratic experiment to the pathetic cowardice – or worse – of the progressive Left. David A. Clarke, Jr.

I think personality correction is necessary for successful men, like prime ministers, businessmen, politicians… it’s essential that one should keep an eye on one’s own personality. You must have seen people in politics who become chief ministers and then pass into oblivion – how egotistical they became and how pathetic they look. Dilip Kumar

Having plastic surgery is pathetic. You don’t look any younger; you look well for a bit until it starts going again, but it takes all the character out. Judy Parfitt

Trolls live in their own pathetic bubble, and it’s called Twitter. Ana Kasparian

Humans are ridiculous. We’re all pathetic strivers who will fall short. If you can accept that, it’s optimistic because you can shoot for the moon and know you’re never going to get there, and that’s OK. Bob Odenkirk

I always had trouble being proud of how they were using me in WCW. It was hard for me to be interested in what they were doing, and what they were doing with me was pretty pathetic. Bret Hart

A writer, by definition, is pathetic. Ethan Coen

Not to sound too pathetic, but there have been long stretches where I haven’t been able to get a job. David Caruso

In many ways, Tucker Carlson’s a better symbol of the pathetic state of what passes for conservative journalism than even Glenn Beck or the late Andrew Breitbart, to name two of his contemporaries with a much larger following. Alex Pareene

India’s infrastructure is pathetic, with frequent electric power breakdowns even in metropolitan cities, dangerously unhealthy water supply in urban areas, a galloping rate of HIV infection, and gaping potholes that dot our national highways. Subramanian Swamy

Voting statistics for younger voters is pathetic. Ken Hakuta

It sounds so nerdy and pathetic, but what I always do on Sunday afternoon is bring my inbox down to zero, which is so sad. But e-mail has become like homework for adults. I’ll have 141 messages from people who will be offended if I don’t write back. Mike Birbiglia

While I enjoy it, I will continue to go onstage. While I contribute something, fine. I don’t want to be dragging my feet. I don’t want to become pathetic, but I think I will be lucid enough. I’ll know when to stop. Sylvie Guillem

Writing is not for me. I completely lose my sense of humor when I write. I become extremely pathetic, very sensational. Images give me possibilities that I don’t have with words. Marjane Satrapi

I think people are tired of fake music, man. And there’s a lot of it. Technology has reached the point where any boob can walk into a studio and with a little AutoTuning you can have a hit song. I think it’s pathetic. Corey Taylor

It pains me physically to see a woman victimized, rendered pathetic, by fashion. Yves Saint Laurent

The thing is that Chuck Schumer, for all his power and influence, is a pretty pathetic figure. You go around New York State, and people make jokes about him and talk about how he shows up at the New York State Fair and has a staffer carrying a big sign saying ‘Come meet Chuck Schumer.’ Wendy Long

Another thing that’s pathetic is this rule that you have to look ugly to get respect as an actress. Jessica Lange had to make herself look really bad to prove that she had amazing talent. Kevyn Aucoin

The whole point of being in the Army is wanting to get killed, wanting to test yourself to the limits. Now you have to fly 15,000ft above the war zone to avoid getting hit. I don’t think there is any point in having wars if that’s how you’re going to behave. It’s pathetic. All this whining! Rupert Everett

I tell my son, when your music becomes less relevant, your pathetic comic value might be of some use. So you’ve got to go with it, you know. Michael McDonald

Men are hung up on breasts. They’re looking at the titty dinner. It’s pathetic. Betty Dodson

It was all about wanting to get revenge. Pathetic, really, but it still is the motivation. Julian Clary

I have had my share of flops and it’s very discouraging. It’s pathetic to be on that side. Kunal Khemu

The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight, but has no vision. Helen Keller

When people do marriage right, they don’t complain so much, and so their voices are silenced by the rabble of promiscuous charlatans peddling their pathetic world view as ‘progressive.’ Steven Crowder

I have no idea where my pathetic nature comes from. If I thought about it too long, it would depress me. Steve Carell

Amazing Pathetic Quotes

The vast majority of people in academia, especially at the administrative level, have so little confidence in their ability to make an argument for their liberal cause, they choose to keep conservatives from making their own case at all. It’s pathetic, cowardly, unconstitutional and completely predictable. Katie Pavlich

Every time I think of Doug Wilson, I think ‘pathetic.’ When it comes between something for himself or something for righteousness, he’ll choose himself. Kevin Nealon

The pathetic almost always consists in the detail of little events. Edward Gibbon

I started watching some ‘Doctor Who’ recently on my own and got too scared. I had to watch it in the daytime – I’m pathetic. Miranda Hart

Even if you can be the world’s best at one thing, you’ll be the world’s worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. Martha Beck

When Democrats lose, they’re pathetic. When Republicans lose, they’re bitter and mean. Timothy Noah

Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi looks in the mirror and sees a playboy of the old school. And men such as Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Charlie Sheen no doubt look at Berlusconi and think, ‘Role model!’ Women, of course, know otherwise. They see him as an aging, pathetic buffoon. Graydon Carter

I think with pictures; I’m a very lousy writer. If I write without pictures, I become this pathetic chick sitting somewhere trying to be interesting. Marjane Satrapi

Many possessions, if they do not make a man better, are at least expected to make his children happier; and this pathetic hope is behind many exertions. George Santayana

Children are the most honest critics. They will say ‘You’re funny’, but also ‘You’re pathetic – go away.’ Dylan Moran

The day my film ‘Dum’ released, it was available on pirated DVDs and VCDs. They showed the movie on cable channels. It was pathetic. It was so frustrating. Vivek Oberoi

The blues is so expressive – nostalgic but not sentimental, mournful but not pathetic, so humble and close to the earth. It’s a nuance-filled thing. Ry Cooder

I think it’s pathetic that women and men treat each other worse than we treat our pets. It’s love or hate. Gene Simmons

I’m knocking our pitiful, pathetic lawmakers. And I thank God that President Bush has stated, we need a Constitutional amendment that states that marriage is between a man and a woman. Jimmy Swaggart

I’d always avoided stuff like ‘Where are they now?’ or ‘Whatever happened to?’ Just ‘No thanks, thanks for calling.’ You tell me, have you ever seen a ‘Whatever happened to’ where they seemed anything but pathetic? Jackie Earle Haley

The drug dealers, they sympathize with me. They see me as some sort of pathetic character. Mike Tyson

To be honest, I think bananas are a pathetic fruit. Andy Murray

There’s nothing more pathetic than listening to a football game over the Internet, but I’ve done that. Matt Besser

I realized that I get pleasure when I’m told, ‘Don’t listen to the haters; they’re losers in their moms’ basements.’ I imagine these ‘losers’ and feel better about myself. Their insults hurt less if I label them ‘pathetic.’ I diminish their value in order to protect mine. I noticed that I’m quick to make a joke at someone else’s expense. Julie Plec

If Hank Williams Jr. wasn’t such a pathetic, wheezing fossil, I’d have a talk with him. Alec Baldwin

Top Pathetic Quotes

I’m about as big a star as the Baha’i faith has got, which is pretty pathetic. Rainn Wilson

Thanks to capitalism, the importance placed on beauty has never been so manipulated. We are the guinea pigs force-fed ads that tell us how pathetic we are: that we will never be loved, happy or valuable unless we have the body, the face, the hair, even the personality that will apparently be ours, if only we buy their products. Beth Ditto

I love romance. I’m a sucker for it. I love it so much. It’s pathetic. Drew Barrymore

This is a making-money business, and the only way to make money is knocking people out. Lying on someone? That’s pathetic to me. You gotta drop a bomb. Justin Gaethje

No author has created with less emphasis such pathetic characters as Chekhov has. Vladimir Nabokov

There have been a few times when I’ve read a script and it’s really cool but the girl character’s just kind of pathetic. It’s not going to do me any favours just being ‘the girl’ in a cool movie. Emily Browning

I grew up watching old black and white movies where Marlene Dietrich or Jean Harlow would go walking down some cobblestone street in ripped stockings and head into some smoky boite and sing for a pathetic living. That’s so what I wanted to be. Ellen Greene

When I was a 25-year-old kid, I raised $260,000 for my first show, ‘The Pajama Game,’ in such a homemade, pathetic, endearing way – a buck here, a buck there. Harold Prince

For somebody in my neighborhood to aspire or revere a person from the upper class, that is the most ugly and pathetic behavior you could exhibit. Joel Kinnaman

Rush Limbaugh’s pathetic abuse of logic, his absurd pomposity, his relentless self-promotion, his ridiculous ego – now those, friends, are appropriate targets for satire. Molly Ivins

For whatever reason, I decided: ‘I’m 18, I’m a man, I’m going to grow a moustache’ – and it was pathetic for years – it was awful. Chris Hadfield

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. H. L. Mencken

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. Mark Twain

I don’t understand this pathetic need for luxuries. Ehud Olmert

I’m a hopeless mother; a hopeless wife; I have to try harder. I’m just a pathetic case history, really. Siobhan Fahey

I’m a pathetic haggler and often give more than the original price out of a misplaced sense of duty. Joanna Lumley

You break up, and you say something pathetic, or you don’t even speak at all when someone’s telling you they don’t love you anymore. But then you think about it five minutes later, and you have all these great comebacks! Gin Wigmore

I got asked by a freelance journalist to jump in front of Princess Diana’s funeral. How pathetic is that? That would have been the stupidest thing on the planet. Mark Roberts

We’re at the top echelon of motorsports, and we’ve got guys who have never won Late Model races running on the racetrack. It’s pathetic. They don’t know where to go. Kyle Busch

Wine lovers have known for centuries that decanting wine before serving it often improves its flavor. Whatever the dominant process, the traditional decanter is a rather pathetic tool to accomplish it. A few years ago, I found I could get much better results by using an ordinary kitchen blender. Nathan Myhrvold

I was a friend during school time, but not much after that. By the time I got to BYU, I was a social mess, an absolute misfit. There is not a shyer, more pathetic kid who stepped on that BYU campus than me. Sheri L. Dew

You either evolve or you don’t. I don’t like old people on a rock n’ roll stage. I think they look pathetic, me included. And the fact that I represent an era means I can’t just go out there and do all new stuff. They would all say, ‘Sing ‘White Rabbit,’ and I’d say no? That’s rude. Grace Slick

To better understand why you need a personal computer, let’s take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life. Dave Barry

To be labeled pathetic because you enjoy the company of a loving creature who is always down to hang out, sleep, and eat with you is unfair. Iliza Shlesinger

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