29+ Best Patrick Star Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Patrick Star is a fictional character in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. Profoundly inspirational Patrick Star quotes will encourage you to think a little deeper than you usually would and broaden your perspective.

There are many others such as beautiful SpongeBob quotes, relatable Squidward quotes, and heartwarming Winnie the Pooh quotes continue to resonate with me not only because of the humor but also due to the life-long lessons and wisdom the characters give.

Famous Patrick Star Quotes

You cannot stop the unstoppable. – Patrick Star

We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else! – Patrick Star

Money can’t replace friendship, I’d rather have no money than losing you. – Patrick Star

Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are. – Patrick Star

I can’t see my forehead. – Patrick Star

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. – Patrick Star

We’re not cavemen we have technology. – Patrick Star

I’m so loyal, I haven’t bathed in weeks! – Patrick Star

And then comes a giant fist! – Patrick Star

Maybe a story will cheer you up… Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End. – Patrick Star

East? I thought you said weast? – Patrick Star

It’s pretty good, Spongebob, but it lacks basic construction, and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired. – Patrick Star

Well maybe it is stupid, but it’s also dumb! – Patrick Star

Just do what I do when I have problems …SCREAM!! – Patrick Star

Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems – Patrick Star

Is mayonnaise an instrument? – Patrick Star

You broke my heart. Now I’m going to break something of yours. – Patrick Star

Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don’t get jazz. – Patrick Star

Firmly grasp it in your hand! – Patrick Star

Now that we’re men, I changed my underwear. – Patrick Star

Now all I need is a magic mustache, and all my dreams will have come true! – Patrick Star

Life isn’t fair, get used to it! – Patrick Star

Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot! – Patrick Star

Don’t touch me I’m sterile. – Patrick Star

A star on top will complete all the scenery! – Patrick Star

I don’t tell you how to live your life. – Patrick Star

Because you told me too. – Patrick Star

You got it set to M for Mini when it should be set to W for Wumbo. You know, I wumbo, You wumbo, He she me wumbo, wumbo, Wumboing, We’ll have thee wumbo, Wumborama, Wumbology, The study of wumbo? It’s first grade, SpongeBob! – Patrick Star