Pie is a type of food made with meat, vegetables, or fruit covered in pastry and baked. Profoundly inspirational pie quotes will brighten up your day and make you feel ready to take on anything.
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Famous Pie Quotes
You are the pumpkin to my pie
Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone’s drunk in the kitchen.
Keep calm and eat more pumpkin pie
Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there’s something inherently funny about taking a pie in the face, under the right conditions. Johnny Carson
Live. Love. Pumpkin Pie
Good apple pies are a considerable part of our domestic happiness. Jane Austen
Give thanks and eat pumpkin pie
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.David Mamet
Life is never better than when you’re eating pumpkin pie.
Fresh peach pie can lift a bullying reprobate into apologetic courtesy; I have watched it happen. Leif Enger
I only have pumpkin pies for you.
The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget. Mitchell Burgess
I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have the room for it.
They don’t understand that a slice of the pie isn’t the whole pie but they wonder why they are always hungry. Russell Means
Sweet as pumpkin pie.
We’re focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it’s not good enough to get you fat. We’re trying to get fat. Shaquille O’Neal
Pumpkin pie fixes everything. Fact.
Pumpkin pie is a living symbol of mediocrity. The best pumpkin pie you ever ate wasn’t all that much different from the worst pumpkin pie you ever ate. Garrison Keillor
Find someone who looks at you the way I look at pumpkin pie.
Negotiations over a shrinking pie are especially difficult because they require an allocation of losses. People tend to be much more easygoing when they bargain over an expanding pie. Daniel Kahneman
Pumpkin pie, spice, and everything nice.
Pies were invented 12,000 years ago by the Egyptians. It was an easy way to preserve food that would be carried over long distances. They were like ancient Slim Jims. Craig Ferguson
I don’t care what the problem is, pumpkin pie is the solution.
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. Carl Sagan
A bad day eating pumpkin pie is always better than a good day without it.
A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze. Stephen King
We must have pumpkin pie. Stress doesn’t exist in the presence of pumpkin pie.
If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. Jay Leno
Fall Vibes and Pumpkin pie.
There is nothing better on a cold wintry day than a properly made pot pie. Craig Claiborne
Life needs more pumpkin pie and prayers
Give everyone a chance to have a piece of the pie. If the pie’s not big enough, make a bigger pie. Dave Thomas
Just a girl who loves pumpkin pie.
Kitchens were different then, too not only what came out of them, but their smells and sounds. A hot pie cooling smells different from a frozen pie thawing. Peg Bracken
Apple pies make all things better.
I don’t think a really good pie can be made without a dozen or so children peeking over your shoulder as you stoop to look in at it every little while.
John Gould
Apple pie is my therapy.
God always has another custard pie up his sleeve. Lynn Redgrave
Apple pie totally counts as a serving of fruit.
I want our pie to grow all the people, but if some other guy’s pie is growing a little faster, that’s terrific. Howard Warren Buffett
Good apple pies are a considerable part of our domestic happiness.
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. Carl Sagan
We must have apple pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of apple pie
There is something about very cold weather that gives one an enormous appetite. Most of us find ourselves beginning to crave rich steaming stews and hot apple pies and all kinds of delicious warming dishes; and because we are all a great deal luckier than we realize, we usually get what we want or near enough. Roald Dahl
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
My favorite pudding is good old English apple pie. Jeremy Bulloch
A bad day eating apple pie is better than a good day doing anything else
Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom’s apple pie. Harry Reasoner
Find a partner who looks at you like I look at apple pie.
A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I’d said something cool, but I was stunned. Jason Biggs
Filling my apple pie to the sky.
Tolerance is the value that was selected to put on here, and tolerance is as American as apple pie. Jay Inslee
If you say you have apple pie, I might have to marry you.
Don’t get fancy. Have you cooked an apple pie? You don’t know what you did wrong? Do this: Take two or three apples. Put them on a table. Study them. Paul Prudhomme
Follow me to the apple pie
I’ve read hundreds of cookbooks. Most of those cookbooks don’t even tell you how to get a steak ready, how to bake biscuits or an apple pie. Colonel Sanders
