59+ Best Pie Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Pie is a type of food made with meat, vegetables, or fruit covered in pastry and baked. Profoundly inspirational pie quotes will brighten up your day and make you feel ready to take on anything.

If you’re searching for encouraging food quotes that perfectly capture what you’d like to say or just want to feel inspired yourself, browse through an amazing collection of inspiring strawberry quotes, powerful peach quotes and famous cherry quotes.

Famous Pie Quotes

You are the pumpkin to my pie

Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone’s drunk in the kitchen.

 Keep calm and eat more pumpkin pie

Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there’s something inherently funny about taking a pie in the face, under the right conditions. Johnny Carson

Live. Love. Pumpkin Pie

Good apple pies are a considerable part of our domestic happiness. Jane Austen

Give thanks and eat pumpkin pie

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.David Mamet

Life is never better than when you’re eating pumpkin pie. 

Fresh peach pie can lift a bullying reprobate into apologetic courtesy; I have watched it happen. Leif Enger

 I only have pumpkin pies for you.

The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget. Mitchell Burgess

I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have the room for it.

They don’t understand that a slice of the pie isn’t the whole pie  but they wonder why they are always hungry. Russell Means

 Sweet as pumpkin pie. 

We’re focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it’s not good enough to get you fat. We’re trying to get fat. Shaquille O’Neal

 Pumpkin pie fixes everything. Fact. 

Pumpkin pie is a living symbol of mediocrity. The best pumpkin pie you ever ate wasn’t all that much different from the worst pumpkin pie you ever ate. Garrison Keillor

 Find someone who looks at you the way I look at pumpkin pie.

Negotiations over a shrinking pie are especially difficult because they require an allocation of losses. People tend to be much more easygoing when they bargain over an expanding pie. Daniel Kahneman

 Pumpkin pie, spice, and everything nice. 

Pies were invented 12,000 years ago by the Egyptians. It was an easy way to preserve food that would be carried over long distances. They were like ancient Slim Jims. Craig Ferguson

 I don’t care what the problem is, pumpkin pie is the solution. 

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. Carl Sagan

A bad day eating pumpkin pie is always better than a good day without it.

A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze. Stephen King

We must have pumpkin pie. Stress doesn’t exist in the presence of pumpkin pie.

If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. Jay Leno

 Fall Vibes and Pumpkin pie. 

There is nothing better on a cold wintry day than a properly made pot pie. Craig Claiborne

 Life needs more pumpkin pie and prayers

Give everyone a chance to have a piece of the pie. If the pie’s not big enough, make a bigger pie. Dave Thomas

Just a girl who loves pumpkin pie.

Kitchens were different then, too  not only what came out of them, but their smells and sounds. A hot pie cooling smells different from a frozen pie thawing. Peg Bracken

Apple pies make all things better.

I don’t think a really good pie can be made without a dozen or so children peeking over your shoulder as you stoop to look in at it every little while.

John Gould

 Apple pie is my therapy. 

God always has another custard pie up his sleeve. Lynn Redgrave

Apple pie totally counts as a serving of fruit. 

I want our pie to grow all the people, but if some other guy’s pie is growing a little faster, that’s terrific. Howard Warren Buffett

Good apple pies are a considerable part of our domestic happiness.

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. Carl Sagan

We must have apple pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of apple pie

There is something about very cold weather that gives one an enormous appetite. Most of us find ourselves beginning to crave rich steaming stews and hot apple pies and all kinds of delicious warming dishes; and because we are all a great deal luckier than we realize, we usually get what we want or near enough. Roald Dahl

 If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

My favorite pudding is good old English apple pie. Jeremy Bulloch

  A bad day eating apple pie is better than a good day doing anything else

Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom’s apple pie. Harry Reasoner

 Find a partner who looks at you like I look at apple pie. 

A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I’d said something cool, but I was stunned. Jason Biggs

 Filling my apple pie to the sky.

Tolerance is the value that was selected to put on here, and tolerance is as American as apple pie. Jay Inslee

 If you say you have apple pie, I might have to marry you.

Don’t get fancy. Have you cooked an apple pie? You don’t know what you did wrong? Do this: Take two or three apples. Put them on a table. Study them. Paul Prudhomme

 Follow me to the apple pie

I’ve read hundreds of cookbooks. Most of those cookbooks don’t even tell you how to get a steak ready, how to bake biscuits or an apple pie. Colonel Sanders