40+ Best Pizza Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Pizza is a large circle of flat bread baked with cheese, tomatoes, and sometimes meat and vegetables spread on top. Profoundly inspirational pizza quotes will make you look at life differently and help you live a meaningful life.

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Famous Pizza Quotes

Life is mostly pain and struggle; the rest is love and deep-dish pizza. Benedict Smith

I think everybody’s pizza box or plate ends up looking pretty similar, all the sauce and cheese ate out of the centre, and who gets left behind the crust. Like Jeremy Piven at a strip club. Anthony Bourdain.

Gather ’round the good stuff! Pizza Hut.

I’ve been making pizza dough lately. And I’m pretty sure the calzone was invented when a pizza got stuck on the peel. Richard Blais.

Nobody out pizzas the hut. Pizza Hut.

You can do irrefutably impossible things with the right amount of planning and support from intelligent and hardworking people and pizza. Scott Gimple.

I love pizza; you can’t really go wrong with pizza. Nick Jonas.

Make it great! Pizza Hut.

I want pizza with my face on it. Jennifer Lawrence.

You know what? Part of me just wants to eat a pizza and go to sleep. Gwen Stefani.

You judge a pizza place on their cheese slice. Dave Portnoy.

I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding. Mike Birbiglia.

The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much less powerful. It would heat your pizza only to minus 271.3 Celsius—not much good for defrosting the pizza, let alone cooking it. Stephen Hawking.

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m. Charles Pierce.

My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around. Dora J. Arod.

When life give you pizza, eat it quickly before anyone realizes that you have it. Anay.

A pizza slice a day keeps sadness away. Jet Pascal.

Any pizza can be a personal one if you cry while you eat it. Aparna Nancherla.

Delicious Pizza Quotes

We’ve got a wood-burning pizza oven in the garden—a luxury, I know, but it’s one of the best investments I’ve ever made. Gwyneth Paltrow.

When working, my diet degrades to pizza three times a day, because I don’t want to distract myself from anything. Chuck Palahniuk.

Everybody loves dogs. They’re the pizza of the animal kingdom. Stephen Colbert.

Now You’re Eating! Pizza Hut.

I think of dieting, then I eat pizza. Lara Stone.

I have to admit I don’t like pizza. I love it. And I am prepared to do literally anything to get my hands on a slice. Liz Truss.

I’m not a fan of this deep dish pizza. To me, it’s just a cake of melted cheese. I like the thin-crusted pizzas better. Pau Gasol.

Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you. Bill Murray.

We’re mostly macrobiotic, but sometimes I take the family out for a pizza. John Lennon.

And I don’t cook, either. Not as long as they still deliver pizza. Tiger Woods.

Keep your friends close and your pizza closer. Unknown.

The closest thing I use to beauty products is the grease on the pizza from John’s Pizzeria. Mark Feuerstein.

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go! Aubrey Plaza as April Ludgate.

I love pizza, meaning: Even when I’m in the middle of eating pizza, I wish I were eating pizza. Jandy Nelson.

There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. Kevin James.

Pizza is good medicine for disappointment. Katherine Howe.

There’s very little in my world that a foot massage and a thin-crust, everything-on-it pizza won’t sit right. G.A Mackavett.

I love pizza. Meaning: even when I’m in the middle of eating pizza, I wish I were eating pizza. Jandy Nelson.

I don’t eat fast food, but I can’t live without pizza. Trevor Donovan.

If you want to eat pizza, have the pizza. Tess Holliday.

I am like that guy on the Odd Couple, and it is not the neat guy. I go into my room and find pieces of pizza under the laundry. Rick Majerus.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six. Yogi Berra.

Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes. Amy Neftzger.

Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza. Andrew W.K.

The Flavor of Now! Pizza Hut.

I want to live in a world where the need for pizza belittles that of war. Jason Barnett.

I’m always in the mood for pizza. Emma Kenney.

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