81+ Best PMS Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Profoundly inspirational PMS quotes will get you through anything when the going gets tough and help you succeed in every aspect of life.

Famous PMS Quotes

Menstruation. Menopause. Mental breakdowns. Notice how all women’s problems begin with men.

Women were supposed to be the enigmas, but men? Moody, brooding bastards, the lot of them. A woman with PMS had nothing on a man. Where women might get hormonal once a month, men suffer from their own brand of PMS on a daily basis.  Faith

Maybe if period pain burned calories, it’d be worth it.

Employees engage with employers and brands when they’re treated as humans worthy of respect

If there were a plus side to having your period.

To win in the marketplace you must first win in the workplace.

Why you’re bad*ss. Because you can bleed for a week straight without dying.

Always treat your employees exactly as you want them to treat your best customers.

We, women, are freaking cool

There is something that is much more scarce, something rarer than ability. It is the ability to recognise ability.

Yes, I am on my period. No, that doesn’t mean that my anger is irrational

Given the right circumstances, from no more than dreams, determination, and the liberty to try, quite ordinary people consistently do extraordinary things.

Don’t downplay my emotions. PMS is a real thing.

When you’re a manager, you work for your company. When you’re a leader, your company works for you.

Periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder.

Appreciate everything your associates do for the business. Nothing else can quite substitute for a few well chosen, well timed, sincere words of praise. They’re absolutely free and worth a fortune.

My uterus is shedding and I will not hesitate to stab you.

Research indicates that workers have three prime needs: Interesting work, recognition for doing a good job, and being let in on things that are going on in the company.

Stress is high during that time of the month.

There are only three measurements that tell you nearly everything you need to know about your organization’s overall performance: employee engagement, customer satisfaction, and cash flow. It goes without saying that no company, small or large, can win over the long run without energized employees who believe in the mission and understand how to achieve it.

I respect whoever allowed women into the military. Girl on period + gun  unstoppable.

Trust gives you the permission to give people direction, get everyone aligned, and give them the energy to go get the job done. Trust enables you to execute with excellence and produce extraordinary results. As you execute with excellence and deliver on your commitments, trust becomes easier to inspire, creating a flywheel of performance.

Truer words were never spoken

Compromise: the art of sharing a pie in such a way that everyone thinks he has the biggest part.

Periods. Of all things, why blood? Why can’t it be like fairy dust or something?

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other.

Why can’t we feel magical on our periods instead of like we’re dying?

I start with the premise that the function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers.

Cramps more like angry little ninjas inside you trying to kill you

If my future were determined just by my performance on a standardized test, I wouldn’t be here. I guarantee you that.

Do you ever start your period and think, ‘well, that explains a lot’.

The pre symptoms are some of the worst.

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.

Ow. My vagina is falling off. I’m going to die. Wow, this is dumb. There goes a pair of my cutest underwear. I’m going to kill myself. Why wasn’t I born a boy?

Don’t let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn’t go with it.

Stressed because period is a week late, period is a week late because of stress?

Leadership is the art of accomplishing more than the science of management says is possible.

No! Of course, cramps don’t hurt! It’s just my body laying a freaking egg and if it doesn’t get used, my body will just RIP down the wall inside me. No big deal. 

Why do people assume that periods are not a big deal?

Your performance depends on your people. Select the best, train them and back them. When errors occur, give sharper guidance. If errors persist or if the fit feels wrong, help them move on. The country cannot afford amateur hour in the White House.

Me when my doctor wants me to completely strip: ‘I have my period Nerves are a real thing.

A leader is like a shepherd. He stays behind the flock, letting the most nimble go out ahead, whereupon the others follow, not realizing that all along they are being directed from behind.

Boy: ‘psh! How bad can a period be? So what, you got cramps?’ Girl: how about you let me stab your stomach 100 times and let you bleed out and make you walk around like everything is perfectly fine

To handle yourself, use your head. To handle others, use your heart.

Dear tampon commercial, when I’m on my period, I don’t wear a white bikini or do a backflip. Sincerely, real women.

Leadership consists of nothing but taking responsibility for everything that goes wrong and giving your subordinates credit for everything that goes well.

True, they’re never realistic.

I start with the premise that the function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers.

Dear tampon and pad companies, please make your items quieter to open. Sincerely, the whole bathroom who now knows I’m on my period. Thank you.

A manager is responsible for the application and performance of knowledge.

They’re really trying to expose us like that.

Rank does not confer privilege or give power. It imposes responsibility.

Can’t find my phone or keys, but I always manage to find the tampon that wants to magically jump out of my purse at the worst possible time.

When people are financially invested, they want a return. When people are emotionally invested, they want to contribute.

Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, Windex commercial you’d think all women do is clean and bleed.

The man who starts out going nowhere, generally gets there.

We’re good for other stuff!

Curious that we spend more time congratulating people who have succeeded than encouraging people who have not.

Dear Spongebob, you live in Bikini Bottom and you’re super absorbent? Sincerely, you’re a tampon

When I hear people complaining about how hard life is I always ask them Compared to what?

He’s been called out.

Your number one customers are your people. Look after employees first and then customers last.

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men the conviction and the will to carry on.

That’s what it feels like sometimes.

Business is a combination of war and sport.

If your girl is on her period: don’t argue with her, bring her food, watch movies with her, make her something to eat, RUB HER TUMMY, make her laugh, lay down with her, hold her in your arms, massage her, don’t say ‘ew’, handle her mood swings, understand she’s in pain.

Leaders can let you fail and yet not let you be a failure.

Period problems: Falling asleep in white sheets and waking up on a Japanese flag.

All organizations are perfectly designed to get the results they are now getting. If we want different results, we must change the way we do things.

Any woman who has experienced an unexpected period can relate.

When you prohibit failure, you kill innovation.

If I get my period on my wedding day, I’m calling the wedding off.

Difficult times disrupt your conventional ways of thinking and push you to forge better habits of thought, performance and being.

When your period is unpredictable and you’re trying to plan around it.

When people are financially invested, they want a return. When people are emotionally invested, they want to contribute.

When I’m on my period: Person: hey’ Me: Can you shut up?

An effective leader is also an effective listener.

Guys that are grossed out by girls getting their periods are lame. I’m sure your mother was praying to get hers but got you instead, tragic.

When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important.