Profoundly inspirational redneck quotes will brighten up your day and make you feel ready to take on anything.
Famous Redneck Quotes
Redneck law: Must have a gun. Must shoot it regularly. Willie Robertson
To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life. Gretchen Wilson
When in doubt, figure it out. That’s the redneck way. Jase Robertson
You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways. Jase Robertson
To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life. Gretchen Wilson
You might be a Redneck if you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.
You may be a redneck if your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. Jeff Foxworthy
I ain’t a redneck ’cause I talk American real good! Alec Straub
Nobody out rednecks the great state of America. Jon Stewart
You might be a redneck if you can recognize your friends by the sound of their mufflers
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane. Steven Wright
If your neighbors think you’re a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy
You may be a redneck if you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your house doesn’t have curtains, but your truck does.
What this world needs is a few more Rednecks. Charlie Daniels
If you’ve ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. Patrick Swayze
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom. Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup. Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if instead of buying your girlfriend candy and flowers, you spray paint her name on an overpass.
I think I may have created a monster with my I won’t say act but with my redneck pose. Billy Carter
How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado? You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer. Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge. Jeff Foxworthy
You may be a redneck if you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. Jeff Foxworthy
People look at you, and they’ve got just the perfect little box for you, the perfect category. Call you a redneck. Call you a hillbilly. Like those were insults. Travis Tritt
You may be a redneck if you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. Jeff Foxworthy
If your working television sits on top of your non working television, you might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy
Let’s all sing the redneck national anthem: Settle for what you can get. Barbara Kingsolver
If you think ‘loading the dishwasher’ means ‘getting your wife drunk’, you might be a redneck Jeff Foxworthy
My long hair just can’t cover up my redneck. David Allan Coe
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy
What this world needs is a few more Rednecks. Charlie Daniels
There’s the old joke, What’s the difference between country and redneck? Well, that’s three hundred dollars. Larry the Cable Guy
When in doubt, figure it out. That’s the redneck way. Jase Robertson
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom. Jeff Foxworthy
If you’re afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past. Ben Folds
You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped. Jeff Foxworthy
There’s the old joke, What’s the difference between country and redneck? Well, that’s three hundred dollars. Larry the Cable Guy
You might be a redneck if you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors. Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold. Jeff Foxworthy
You may be a redneck if you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
You might be a redneck if the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection. Jeff Foxworthy
I know if mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together. Oprah Winfrey
Little girls love dolls. They just don’t love doll clothes. We’ve got four thousand dolls and ain’t one of them got a stitch of clothes on.
If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy
I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I’d spent about half the day in the woods
Jerry Springer’ is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions. Hal Sparks
For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life’s list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.
You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture. Jeff Foxworthy
Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that’s a bonus, and if you don’t, you still won’t hate going to work.
You might be a redneck if your high school basketball game got rained out. Jeff Foxworthy
I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead
The grand irony, however, is that Southern segregation was not brought to an end, nor redneck violence dramatically reduced, by violence. Stanley Crouch
I teach a Bible study for homeless guys in downtown Atlanta every week. Been doing it for years. That’s the guys I’d rather go talk to. I’d rather take my act outside the church.
My daughter is a redneck woman, she’s a redneck girl. Gretchen Wilson
The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He’s got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.
You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape. Jeff Foxworthy
Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.
You might be a redneck if your dog can’t watch you eat without gagging. Jeff Foxworthy
Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?
You might be a redneck if your house doesn’t have curtains, but your truck does. Jeff Foxworthy
If you think fast food is hitting a deer att 65 miles per hr you might be a redneck
You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood. Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor. Jeff Foxworthy
Now, it’s true I married my wife for her looks but not the ones she’s been giving’ me lately.
Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book! Jerry Lawler
Country music is about new love and it’s about old love.
You might be a redneck if your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds. Jeff Foxworthy
Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
You might be a redneck if the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it. Jeff Foxworthy , Redneck Quotes truck
