18+ Best Roommate Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Profoundly inspirational roommate quotes will encourage you to think a little deeper than you usually would and broaden your perspective.

Famous Roommate Quotes

And what else is she? Jerome asked. Jazza didn’t offer any reply so I chimed in with, A bitchweasel? A bitchweasel! Jazza’s face lit up. She’s a bitchweasel! I love my new roommate. — Maureen Johnson

She thought I could find a way to save her soul when she died and became an undead. Right now, I was just looking to find the rent money. I’d get to my roommate’s soul later. — Kim Harrison

We’re sisters, we’re roommates, we’re all that. — Serena Williams

Interesting he said. You know, Simon never mentioned that his roommate was a werewolf. — Cassandra Clare

I drove around in a Volkswagen Rabbit I shared with one of my roommates, and it didn’t have a roof. It doesn’t rain much in L.A., but when it did, it was utterly miserable. — Jon Hamm

Everyone has this universal understanding of roommate drama. — Leighton Meester

I keep a pretty low profile. I live in Culver City with some roommates. I don’t do the whole ‘Hollywood’ thing. — Cory Monteith

Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world’s worst roommate. — Anne Lamott

I look at my roommates who are so proud of me that it makes me proud. — Adriana Trigiani

I don’t think I could live with anybody. I had roommates, and it’s not for me. I like my space! — Ashley Benson

I was always a fan but me and Kevin Pattero, he was a friend of mine who trained for the Olympic games in 1972… he and I became very close friends and roommates and I kind of rode his coattails into the business. — Ric Flair

I’m not the easiest person to live with. I’m kind of a slob. So for me to consider a roommate, it would have to be one of my sisters or something. — Katie Holmes

My roommate and my boyfriend, they both know I am compulsive and controlling. — Christina Ricci

My roommate at Yale University introduced me to the auteur theory of filmmaking. I soon became a big fan of the works of John Ford, Kenji Mizoguchi, Ernst Lubitsch, and Stan Brakhage. I then decided to make my own films! — Lloyd Kaufman

I really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn’t steal it. It’s really a throwback to that. — Jon Stewart

Your trash can is full of energy bar wrappers. You were looking through my trash? — Rainbow Rowell

Me and my roommate wrote and directed a little short comedy called ‘The Elevator. — Heather Morris

I even lived on campus to get the college experience. I had five roommates and I still keep in touch with them while I’m on the road. — Tatyana Ali

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