8+ Best Scrubs Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Profoundly inspirational scrubs quotes will encourage growth in life, make you wiser and broaden your perspective.

Famous Scrubs Quotes

Dr. Cox: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, Man Not Caring.

[points to self] – Bill Lawrence
Statistics mean nothing to the individual. Not a damn thing. – Perry Cox
The Janitor: You’re the only one around here that treats me like a real person.

Elliot: What did you say?

The Janitor: There was one other girl a few years ago: red-haired doctor. She used to eat lunch with me, until the other residents started making fun of her. They called her Janitor-lunch-eater. Not the most clever group…Anyway, I know that you don’t think about me the way that I think about you. And I never really believed that you would or that you could. But just pretending for today made me feel good for a change.

Elliott: It’s okay. I actually had a good time.

The Janitor: Thanks…Elliot. – Bill Lawrence
J.D.: Elliot, I’m thirty years old; I’m single, I’m homeless, and I’m pretty sure I just soiled myself.
Elliot: Why don’t you just move into my place?
J.D.: Oh, great, then we’ll be two losers under one roof. – Bill Lawrence
JD: You’re an actor!
Janitor: You’re a fireman! What are we doing? – Scrubs

JD: Anyway, I tried to convince myself the reason that I didn’t come earlier was because of you coming into work drunk. But that’s not it. I was scared. I guess after all this time I still thought of you as a superhero that will help me out of any situation I’m in. I needed that. But that’s my problem. I’ll deal with that. I guess I came over here to tell you how proud of you I am. Not because you did the best for those patients. But because after 20 years of being a doctor, you still take it this hard. – Bill Lawrence
Who the hell cares about what anybody else thinks? Just look into your heart and do whatever the hell makes you happy. – Dr Kelso Scrubs
I guess its because we all want to believe that what we do is very important, that people hang on to our very word, that they care what we think. The truth is, you should consider yourself lucky if you even occasionally get to make someone-anyone-feel a little better. – J.D Scrubs

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