31+ Best Short People Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Profoundly inspirational short people quotes will brighten up your day and make you feel ready to take on anything.

Famous Short People Quotes

Though she is little, she is fierce.

Short people. We maintain a great perspective on life because we’re always looking up.

Keep calm and love short people.

Don’t ever piss off a short girl. They are like cute, tiny, adorable ninjas of death, who are at the perfect height to punch you where it hurts.

Every tall person needs a short one.

You’ve really got to hand it to short people Because we usually can’t reach it anyway. 

I’m not short! My height is just cute.

My head is not an armrest, thank you very much.

I’m not short, I’m people McNugget.

Have you ever noticed that in every friend group, the shortest one is usually the craziest?

Small sized people are strong willed.

 Short girls always have legroom wherever they go.

Every tall person needs a short friend.

The excitement you get when your feet touch the ground while sitting.

I’m not short, I’m just unusually not tall.

It’s crazy that you get happy when you see people shorter than you.

You are the perfect height for an armrest.

Sorry, but I’m not tall enough to ride your emotional roller coaster.

I’m not short, I’m just concentrating on being awesome.

Short girls are mean because they are closer to hell.

The best things come in small packages. Amirah

That annoying moment when you are sitting at a cinema ready to watch the show and suddenly a human giraffe sits in front of you.

No, I am not intimidated by you because you are taller.

I am not short, I am just more down to earth than other people.

A person’s a person, no matter how small. Dr. Seuss

Don’t flatter yourself I only look up to you because I am short.

I’m not short, I’m just compact and ridiculously adorable.

I got the looks from my dad, the wisdom from my mom, and the height from an elf.

I’m not short, I’m just more down to earth than other people.

I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they’re the last to know. Rodney Dangerfield