30+ Best Socks Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Profoundly inspirational socks quotes will challenge the way you think, change the way you live and transform your whole life.

Famous Socks Quotes

If you are ready enough to pull my knitting to pieces, but provide none of your own, the only sock is a sock in the jaw! – J. R. Ackerley

You choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. – Gary Oldman

Knitting is very conducive to thought. It is nice to knit a while, put down the needles, write a while, then take up the sock again. – Dorothy Day

Never put a sock in a toaster. – Eddie Izzard British Comedian

His socks compelled one’s attention without losing one’s respect. – Hector Hugh Munro

A pair of socks is no less suitable to make a painting with than wood, nails, turpentine, oil and fabric. – Robert Rauschenberg

Every old sock meets an old shoe. – Kate Bush

Only let’s cut out the transcendental twaddle when the whole thing is as plain as a sock on the jaw. – Ludwig Wittgenstein

A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself – like, for instance, he can’t find any clean socks. – Jean Kerr

You’re not going to find a man whose socks don’t get dirty or who doesn’t snore. – Helen Reddy

Fresh sneakers are important on a man. It’s like a new pair of boxers or a new pair of socks. – DJ Khaled

Guys will take one pair of jeans, five T-shirts and three pair of socks and that’ll get you by for 10 weeks. – Jon Bon Jovi

Some socks are loners They can’t live in pairs. – Wendy Cope

Without a doubt there are women who would vote intelligently. There are also men who knit socks beautifully. – H. L. Mencken

Whether it’s chocolate or socks, the rule is the same; the darker the better. – Pseudonymous Bosch

It’s hard enough for a person to keep their own socks pulled up, let alone someone else’s. – Stephen King

To choose one sock from each of infinitely many pairs of socks requires the Axiom of Choice, but for shoes the Axiom is not needed. – Bertrand Russell

You know you’re getting fat when your socks don’t fit. – Zach Galifianakis

Don’t be quick to discard old socks because you receive new ones. – Charmaine J. Forde

Your socks should match your tie. – David G. Hartwell

We look at each other with shy relief. It’s the look two odd socks give when they recognise each other in the wild. – Fiona Wood

True love is like a pair of socks: you gotta have two and they’ve gotta match. – Erich Fromm

A great show means we have to connect; we have to prove to [the audience] that we do something great or blow their socks off, but it has to be with them if it’s going to be sustained for any length of time. – Scott Avett

Of course ankle length socks are cheaper, but they don’t cover the lower leg as hosiery should. – Roger Stone

The most painful household accident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug. – Peter Kay

If you’re too happy about anything, fate usually gives you a good sock in the jaw and knocks you down. – Madeleine L’Engle

Socks may eat wherever they want to. – Dorothea Kent

It is not an easy thing to put on a wet sock. – Connie Willis

As usual, the sock yarns have no idea what is going on. – Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Men greet each other with a sock on the arm, women with a hug, and the hug wears better in the long run. – Edward Hoagland

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