63+ Best Stealing Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Inspirational stealing quotes will challenge the way you think, and help guide you through any life experience.

Famous Stealing Quotes

It came without ribbons, it came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags. The Grinch

Lying, stealing, and cheating are commonplace. Joseph B. Wirthlin

Maybe Christmas he thought doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more. The Grinch 

My partners had been stealing cars for a while. Aaron Neville

No one should be alone on Christmas. Cindy Lou Who 

But this will not do, God will certainly punish you for stealing and for being unfaithful. Jupiter Hammon

Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas. The Grinch

I’ve always been fascinated with the stealing of innocence. It’s the most heinous crime, and certainly a capital crime if there ever was one. Clint Eastwood

It’s because I’m green, isn’t it? The Grinch 

Of all the plays in baseball, stealing home is by far the most exciting. Cheech Marin

Am I just eating because I’m bored? The Grinch 

Borrowing is not much better than begging; just as lending with interest is not much better than stealing. Doris Lessing

Cheer up, dude. It’s Christmas. The Grinch 

They’re stealing my ideas. They’re imitating my shots. David O. Selznick

Tomorrow is Christmas. It’s practically here! The Grinch 

Stealing things is a glorious occupation, particularly in the art world. Malcolm Mclaren

That is not a chew toy! The Grinch  

Stealing, you’ll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. Mike Judge

Blast this Christmas music! It’s joyful and triumphant. The Grinch 

We have a problem now with parents stealing their kids’ CDs, so the roles have been reversed. Jerry Only

Be it ever so heinous, there’s no place like home. The Grinch  

I remember stealing some pic n’ mix when I was seven; when I got out of the shop, I burst into tears. Jessica Brown Findlay

I’m all toasty inside. The Grinch  

Stealing is stealing. I would hope that a federal employee that engages in theft of trusting travelers would be disciplined more than with just a letter. Jeff Duncan

Stupid. Ugly. Out of date. This is ridiculous. If I can’t find something nice to wear I’m not going. The Grinch  

Stealing is stealing. I don’t care if it’s on the Internet or you’re breaking into a warehouse somewhere  it’s theft. Patrick Leahy

No matter how different a Who may appear, he will always be welcomed with holiday cheer. Cindy Lou Who

All writers are magpies, right? We’re always stealing bits from different places and then weaving them into our little nest. Stacey D’Erasmo

What is that stench? It’s fantastic. The Grinch  

Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty; power is ever stealing from the many to the few. Wendell Phillips

One man’s toxic sludge is another man’s potpourri. The Grinch  

No Flex Zone’ is when somebody walks in and accuses you of stealing their cellphone, and you didn’t, and you know in your pocket you have enough money to buy their cellphone, and you have your own. Slim Jimmy

Kids today. So desensitized by movies and television. The Grinch

Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty; power is ever stealing from the many to the few. Wendell Phillips 

Bleeding hearts of the world unite. The Grinch

Saddam spent 35 years stealing and wasting money, and all of these systems are very fragile and brittle, and you try to fix one thing and something else gets in trouble. Paul Bremer

Holiday who be what ee? The Grinch 

Many rogue sites exist to make a profit and others are enormously expensive to maintain. If they don’t have the resources to continue stealing intellectual property, they’ll wither away. Jared Polis

I could use a little social interaction. The Grinch

 Hypocrisy, Civilization’s Greatest Virtue. Michael De Santa

Give me that! Don’t you know you’re not supposed to take things that don’t belong to you? What’s the matter with you? You some kind of wild animal? The Grinch 

Then All Of A Sudden Your Legs Give In And You Just Can’t Run No More. Franklin Clinton

I’m an idiot. You’re an idiot! The Grinch  

I Said Something Nice, Not Something Expensive. Trevor Phillips

Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I merely noticed that you’re improperly packaged, my dear. The Grinch  

You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day Pal. Make Sure This Is One Of ‘Em. Michael De Santa

You can’t hurt Christmas, Mr. Mayor because it isn’t about the gifts or the contests or the fancy lights. Lou Lou Who

You Tell Me Exactly What You Want, And I Will Very Carefully Explain To You Why It Cannot Be. Simeon Yetarian

If you utter so much as one syllable, I’LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you’d like to fax me, press the star key. The Grinch  

Yeah, Whatever, Dog. It’s Either This Or Dealing Dimebags. The Bullets Come Crackin’ At Yo Ass Either Way.  Franklin Clinton

I don’t need anything more for Christmas than this right here. My family. Lou Lou Who

Why Did I Move Here? I Guess It Was the Weather. Michael De Santa

That’s what it’s all about, isn’t it? That’s what it’s always been about. Gifts, gifts.. gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts! You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I’m saying? In your garbage. I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump. And the avarice. The avarice never ends! ‘I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue.’ Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is. The Grinch  

The one who conceals is as bad as the one who steals. German Proverb

And they’ll feast, feast, feast, feast. They’ll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast. But that’s something I just cannot stand in the least. Oh, no. I’M SPEAKING IN RHYME! The Grinch

Who steals chicken in the daytime will steal cows at night. Chinese Proverb

Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is stupid, stupid, stupid! The Grinch

Who steals needles when young will steal gold when old.Chinese Proverb

Hate, hate, hate. Double hate. Loathe entirely. The Grinch

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; And life’s enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. Lord Byron

Santa, don’t forget the Grinch. I know he’s mean and hairy and smelly, and his hands are cold and clammy, but I think he’s kinda sweet. Cindy Lou Who

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. Mario Puzo