55+ Best Stoner Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Inspirational stoner quotes will make you look at life differently and help you live a meaningful life.

Famous Stoner Quotes

I have always loved marij**na. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits – and millions of Americans agree with me. – Hunter S. Thompson

Why is m*r*juana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit … unnatural? – Bill Hicks

If you substitute marij**na for tobacco and alcohol, you’ll add eight to 24 years to your life. – Jack Herer

Many artists and writers have used cannabis for creative stimulation – from the writers of the world’s religious masterpieces to our most irreverent satirists. – Jack Herer

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. – Bob Marley

It really puzzles me to see marij**na connected with narcotics … dope and all that crap. It’s a thousand times better than whiskey – it’s an assistant – a friend. – Louis Armstrong

Stop killing each other man. Let’s just smoke a blunt. – Tupac

The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world. – Carl Sagan

Some of my finest hours have been spent on my back veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as my eye can see. – Thomas Jefferson

Marij**na enhances our mind in a way that enables us to take a different perspective from ‘high up’, to see and evaluate our own lives and the lives of others in a privileged way. Maybe this euphoric and elevating feeling of the ability to step outside the box and to look at life’s patterns from this high perspective is the inspiration behind the slang term ‘high’ itself. – Sebastian Marincolo

The War on Drugs will go down in history as the most racist crusade since slavery. – Thor Benson

I got high, and forgot I wasn’t supposed to get high. – Ricky Williams

By regulating m*riju*na, we can put black market drug dealers out of business and eliminate the rebellious allure that attracts young people. – Sal Albanese

Of course I know how to roll a joint. – Martha Stewart

I’ve been smoking marij*an* for 44 years now, and I think it’s a tremendous blessing. – Lester Grinspoon

The criminalization of m*rij*ana did not prevent marij**na from becoming the most widely used illegal substance in the United States and many other countries. But it did result in extensive costs and negative consequences. – George Soros

That is not a drug, it’s a leaf. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

Even if one takes every reefer madness allegation of the prohibitionists at face value, mar*j*ana prohibition has done far more harm to far more people than marij*an* ever could. – William F. Buckley, Jr.

Marij*an* is quite possibly the finest of intoxicants. It has been scientifically proven, for decades, to be much less harmful to the body than alcohol when used on a regular basis. – Nick Offerman

The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis. – Willie Nelson

Is m*riju*na addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating.” ? Richard Neville

Alcohol and marij*an*, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable. – Kurt Vonnegut

I think that mariju*n* should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry. It would be wonderful for the state of Maine. There’s some pretty good homegrown dope. I’m sure it would be even better if you could grow it with fertilizers and have greenhouses. – Stephen King

Hashish will be, indeed, for the impressions and familiar thoughts of the man, a mirror which magnifies, yet no more than a mirror. – Charles Baudelaire

I’d like to see the government back a programme of research into the medical properties of cannabis and I do not object to its responsible use as a recreational relaxant. – Sir Richard Branson

Instead of taking five or six of the prescriptions, I decided to go a natural route and smoke mar*j*ana. – Melissa Etheridge

I think people need to be educated to the fact that m*rij*ana is not a drug. Marij**na is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong? – Willie Nelson

I’ve been smoking mar*j*ana for 44 years now, and … I think it’s a tremendous blessing. – Lester Grinspoon

It is beyond my comprehension that any humane person would withhold such a beneficial substance from people in such great need simply because others use it for different purposes. – Steven Gould

I think pot should be legal. I don’t smoke it, but I like the smell of it. – Andy Warhol

I don’t consider weed to be any worse than having a beer. – James Franco

Make the most you can of the Indian Hemp seed and sow it everywhere. – George Washington

I have found in my study of these patients that cannabis is really a safe, effective and non-toxic alternative to many standard medications. There is no such thing as an overdose. We have seen very minimal problems with abuse or dependence, which at worst are equivalent to dependence on caffeine. While a substance may have some potential for misuse, in my opinion, that’s a poor excuse to deny its use and benefit to everyone else. – Philip Denney, MD

I know you’re supposed to tell kids not to do drugs, but, kids, do it! Do weed! Don’t do the other stuff, but weed is good. – Kevin Smith

One’s condition on mar*j*ana is always existential. One can feel the importance of each moment and how it is changing one. One feels one’s being, one becomes aware of the enormous apparatus of nothingness – the hum of a hi-fi set, the emptiness of a pointless interruption, one becomes aware of the war between each of us, how the nothingness in each of us seeks to attack the being of others, how our being in turn is attacked by the nothingness in others. – Norman Mailer

A friend with weed is a friend indeed…”? Pops O’Donnell

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. – Barack Obama

For the record, right now, I think someone needed to come out and say it: I think smoking pot is good for mixed martial artists. It’s a new day and age, this is, uh, the year … f*ck year is it? I don’t know, because I’ve been training and smoking pot like I should, instead of paying attention to other bullshit, which I don’t do. – Nick Diaz

Writing to me is like hitting the herb. No problems, Mon. No worries.”? A.K. Kuykendall

Why use up the forests which were centuries in the making and the mines which required ages to lay down, if we can get the equivalent of forest and mineral products in the annual growth of the hemp fields? – Henry Ford

The American Nurses Association (ANA) recognizes that patients should have safe access to therapeutic mar*juana/cannabis. Cannabis or ma**juana has been used medicinally for centuries. It has been shown to be effective in treating a wide range of symptoms and conditions. – American Nurses Association

Stop killing each other man. Let’s just smoke a blunt. – Tupac

People make a decision on what they take based on whether or not it’s legal. We give people at the age of 18 a choice to use alcohol, which is more harmful than cannabis. If they have the choice to use cannabis by legalising it, they’ll be less likely to drink alcohol, giving people an option to use a safer drug. If people end up using cannabis instead of alcohol, that would obviously be a good thing. – Luke Flanagan

Marij**na saved my life. I have no doubts about it and you don’t need to show me any data. – Greg Scott

If you grew up in the 60’s or 70’s, and didn’t do drugs I don’t trust you. – Danny Danko

Why do I do it? Because I enjoy its effects. You know, I – why does anybody use any mind-altering substance, you know, because they like the way it makes them feel. – Mark Stepnoski

We talk to each other in code. We said that 420 was a special number. It was a time. It was a date. It was a symbol for what we did for passive resistance. – Rick Cusick

It makes me feel the way I need to feel. – Snoop Dogg

The evidence is overwhelming that m*rij*ana can relieve certain types of pain, nausea, vomiting and other symptoms caused by such illnesses as multiple sclerosis, cancer and AIDS – or by the harsh drugs sometimes used to treat them. And it can do so with remarkable safety. Indeed, ma**juana is less toxic than many of the drugs that physicians prescribe every day. – Joycelyn Elders, MD

If the words life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness” don’t include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn’t worth the hemp it was written on. – Terence McKenna

You know what I’m really tired of is people getting arrested for the possession of mar**uana. It’s just a plant. It makes no sense. – Madeline Martinez

Instead of taking five or six of the prescriptions, I decided to go a natural route and smoke mar**uana. – Melissa Etheridge

It’s hard to be mean when you’re stoned. – Bill Lee

I used to smoke ma**uana. But I’ll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening -or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, mid-evening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early mid-afternoon, or perhaps the late-mid-afternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning…But never at dusk. – Steve Martin

Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy. – Kid Cudi

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