Inspirational stoner quotes will make you look at life differently and help you live a meaningful life.
Famous Stoner Quotes
Sometimes, immersed in his books, there would come to him the awareness of all that he did not know, of all that he had not read; and the serenity for which he labored was shattered as he realized the little time he had in life to read so much, to learn what he had to know. John Williams
Some of my finest hours have been spent on my back veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as my eye can see. Thomas Jefferson
I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits and millions of Americans agree with me. Hunter S. Thompson
The biggest killer on the planet is stress, and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis. Willie Nelson
You must remember what you are and what you have chosen to become, and the significance of what you are doing. There are wars and defeats and victories of the human race that are not military and that are not recorded in the annals of history. Remember that while you’re trying to decide what to do. John Williams
When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. Bob Marley
The love of literature, of language, of the mystery of the mind and heart showing themselves in the minute, strange, and unexpected combinations of letters and words, in the blackest and coldest print the love which he had hidden as if it were illicit and dangerous, he began to display, tentatively at first, and then boldly, and then proudly. John Williams
The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity, and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world. Carl Sagan
Lust and learning, Katherine once said. That’s really all there is, isn’t it? John Williams
I don’t think pot is more dangerous than alcohol. Barack Obama
A war doesn’t merely kill off a few thousand or a few hundred thousand young men. It kills off something in a people that can never be brought back. And if a people goes through enough wars, pretty soon all that’s left is the brute, the creature that we you and I and others like us have brought up from the slime. John Williams
A marijuana high can enhance core human mental abilities. Sebastian Marincolo
He was forty two years old, and he could see nothing before him that he wished to enjoy and little behind him that he cared to remember. John Williams
I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about getting weed is getting caught with it. Bill Murray
In the University library he wandered through the stacks, among the thousands of books, inhaling the musty odor of leather, cloth, and drying page as if it were an exotic incense. John Williams
If somebody gives me a joint, I might smoke it, but I don’t go after it. John Lennon
Like all lovers, they spoke much of themselves, as if they might thereby understand the world which made them possible. John Williams
Let us burn one from end to end, and pass it over to me, my friend. Ben Harper
The dying are selfish, he thought; they want their moments to themselves, like children. John Williams
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. Bob Marley
He had, in odd ways, given it to every moment of his life, and had perhaps given it most fully when he was unaware of his giving. It was a passion neither of the mind nor of the flesh; rather, it was a force that comprehended them both, as if they were but the matter of love, its specific substance. To a woman or to a poem, it said simply Look! I am alive. John Williams
It’s hard to be mean when you’re stoned. Bill Lee
While they talked they remembered the years of their youth, and each thought of the other as he had been at another time. John Williams
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints. And then I smoke two more. Sublime
It’s for us that the University exists, for the dispossessed of the world; not for the students, not for the selfless pursuit of knowledge, not for any of the reasons that you hear. We give out the reasons, and we let a few of the ordinary ones in, those that would do in the world; but that’s just protective coloration. Like the church in the Middle Ages, which didn’t give a damn about the laity or even about God, we have our pretenses in order to survive. And we shall survive because we have to. John Williams
It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all that crap. It’s a thousand times better than whiskey it’s an assistant a friend. Louis Armstrong
For a few moments in the evening, then, they talked quietly and casually, as if they were old friends or exhausted enemies. John Williams
Smoke the marijuana and get high. Stay above the wicked and fly. Snoop Dogg
You, too, are cut out for failure; not that you’d fight the world. You’d let it chew you up and spit you out, and you’d lie there wondering what was wrong. Because you’d always expect the world to be something it wasn’t, something it had no wish to be. The weevil in the cotton, the worm in the beanstalk, the borer in the corn. You couldn’t face them, and you couldn’t fight them; because you’re too weak, and you’re too strong. And you have no place to go in the world. John Williams
Some of my finest hours have been spent on my back veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as my eye can see. Thomas Jefferson
He listened to his words fall as if from the mouth of another, and watched his father’s face, which received those words as a stone receives the repeated blows of a fist. John Williams
Federal and state laws should be changed to no longer make it a crime to possess marijuana for private use. Richard Nixon
Because in the long run Stoner said, it isn’t Edith or even Grace, or the certainty of losing Grace, that keeps me here; it isn’t the scandal or the hurt to you or me; it isn’t the hardship we would have to go through, or even the loss of love we might have to face. It’s simply the destruction of ourselves, of what we would do. John Williams
Make the most you can of the Indian hemp seed and sow it everywhere. George Washington
But don’t you know, Mr Stoner? Sloane asked. Don’t you understand about yourself yet? You’re going to be a teacher. John Williams
Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp and playing my Hohner harmonica. Abraham Lincoln
They had been brought up in a tradition that told them in one way or another that the life of the mind and the life of the senses were separate and, indeed, inimical; they had believed, without ever having really thought about it, that one had to be chosen at some expense of the other. That the one could intensify the other had never occurred to them. John Williams
Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit unnatural? Bill Hicks
It was himself that he was attempting to define as he worked on his study. It was himself that he was slowing shaping, it was himself that he was putting into a kind of order, it was himself that he was making possible. John Williams
I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it. Bill Murray
He felt himself at last beginning to be a teacher, which is simply a man to whom his book is true, to whom is given a dignity of art that has little to do with his foolishness or weakness or inadequacy as a man. John Williams
When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. Bob Marley
When he had thought of death before, he had thought of it either as a literary event or as the slow, quiet attrition of time against imperfect flesh. John Williams
Stop killing each other, man. Let’s just smoke a blunt. Tupac
His mother regarded her life patiently, as if it were a long moment that she had to endure. John Williams
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints. And then I smoke two more. Sublime
She was, as she had said, almost happy with her despair, drinking a little more, year by year, numbing herself against the nothingness her life had become. He was glad she had that, at least; he was grateful that she could drink. John Williams
Let us burn one from end to end, and pass it over to me, my friend. Ben Harper
Those things that he held most deeply were most profoundly betrayed when he spoke of them to his classes; what was most alive withered in his words; and what moved him most became cold in its utterance. And the consciousness of his inadequacy distressed him so greatly that the sense of it grew habitual, as much a part of him as the stoop of his shoulders. John Williams
The biggest killer on the planet is stress, and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis. Willie Nelson
Within a month he knew that his marriage was a failure; within a year he stopped hoping that it would improve. John Williams
I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits and millions of Americans agree with me. Hunter S. Thompson
But William Stoner knew of the world in a way that few of his younger colleagues could understand. Deep in him, beneath his memory, was the knowledge of hardship and hunger and endurance and pain. John Williams
That is not a drug, it’s a leaf. Arnold Schwarzenegger
Like many men who consider their success incomplete, he was extraordinarily vain and consumed with a sense of his own importance. John Williams
I don’t think pot is more dangerous than alcohol. Barack Obama
She turned to him and pulled her lips in what he knew must be a smile. Not at all. I’m having a lovely time. Really. John Williams
The criminalization of cannabis did not prevent cannabis from becoming the most widely used illegal substance in the United States and many other countries. But it did result in extensive costs and negative consequences. Jerry Spiegel
So we are of the world, after all; we should have known that. We did know it, I believe; but we had to withdraw a little, pretend a little, so that we could. John Williams
Let us burn one from end to end, and pass it over to me my friend. Ben Harper
A kind of joy came upon him, as if borne in on a summer breeze. He dimly recalled that he had been thinking of failure as if it mattered. It seemed to him now that such thoughts were mean, unworthy of what his life had been. John Williams
Smoking helped put me in touch with the realm of the senses. Hugh Hefner
He looked at them curiously, as if he had not seen them before, and felt very distant from them and very close to them. John Williams
I don’t consider weed to be any worse than having a beer. James Franco
When he was much older, he was to look back upon his last two undergraduate years as if they were an unreal time that belonged to someone else, a time that passed, not in the regular flow to which he was used, but in fits and starts. One moment was juxtaposed against another, yet isolated from it, and he had the feeling that he was removed from time, watching as it passed before him like a great unevenly turned diorama. John Williams
When you smoke herb, it reveals you to yourself. Bob Marley
When at last he came to his decision, it seemed to him that he had known all along what it would be. John Williams
Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy. Kid Cudi
But the required survey of English literature troubled and disquieted him in a way nothing had ever done before. John Williams
I got high, and forgot I wasn’t supposed to get high. Ricky Williams
There was a softness around him, and a languor crept upon his limbs. A sense of his own identity came upon him with sudden force, and he felt the power of it. He was himself, and he knew what he had been. John Williams
When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. Barack Obama
But William Stoner knew of the world in a way that few of his younger colleagues could understand. Deep in him, beneath his memory, was the knowledge of hardship and hunger and endurance and pain. Though he seldom thought of his early years on the Booneville farm, there was always near his consciousness the blood knowledge of his inheritance, given him by forefathers whose lives were obscure and hard and stoical and whose common ethic was to present to an oppressive world face that were expressionless and hard and bleak. John Williams
I wake up early in the morning and it feels so good. Smoking on some shit that you wish you could. Snoop Dogg
Her life was invariable, like a low hum; and it was watched over by her mother, who, when Edith was a child, would sit for hours watching her paint her pictures or play her piano, as if no other occupation were possible for either of them. John Williams
I have used cannabis all over the world. Rick Steves
That the one could intensify the other had never occurred to them; and since the embodiment came before the recognition of the truth, it seemed a discovery that belonged to them alone. John Williams
If you grew up in the 60s or 70s, and didn’t do drugs I don’t trust you. Danny Danko
