13+ Best Taco Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Profoundly inspirational taco quotes will get you through anything when the going gets tough and help you succeed in every aspect of life.

Famous Taco Quotes

When it’s done properly, taco should be a verb. – Jonathan Gold

Don’t judge your taco by its price. – Hunter S. Thompson

Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you.” – Jimmy Fallon

Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer. – Tom Robbins

I wonder if anybody ever decided to commit suicide, then thought; but first I’m going to stop by that taco place I like so much. – Dov Davidoff

Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people. – Simone Elkeles

Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius. – Heather Brewer

Everything goes better with tacos. – Rachel Caine

I don’t know much about the Supreme Court. If it’s anything like the Supreme Taco, it’s like a regular court, but with extra sour cream. – Craig Ferguson

Great art is horseshit, buy tacos. – Charles Bukowski

I don’t eat fast food often, but I love tacos. I could write prophetically about how perfect the taco is. – Ken Baumann

Tacos are like what the voices of a hundred angels singing Bob Dylan while sitting on rainbows and playing banjos would taste like if that sound were edible. – Isabel Quintero

The country of Mexico has just gotten its first Taco Bell. You’re Welcome. Finally, Mexicans will have access to… Mexican food. Bon appetit. I can’t imagine how confused they will be when they get a taco. – Jon Stewart

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