The Good Place is an American fantasy comedy television series created by Michael Schur. It premiered on NBC on September 19, 2016, and concluded on January 30, 2020 after four seasons and 53 episodes. Profoundly inspirational The Good Place quotes will make you look at life differently and help you live a meaningful life.
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Famous The Good Place Quotes
You fail and then you try something else. And you fail again and again, and you fail a thousand times, and you keep trying because maybe the 1,001st idea might work. Now, I’m gonna and try to find our 1,001st idea. Michael
Don’t worry, demons can’t die. He’ll slowly re form himself over a few months, passing through all the stages of demon growth. Larvae, slug monster, spooky little girl, teenaged boy, giant ball of tongues, social media CEO, and then finally demon. Michael
The point is, people improve when they get external love and support. How can we hold it against them when they don’t? Michael
What matters isn’t if people are good or bad. What matters is, if they’re trying to be better today than they were yesterday. You asked me where my hope comes from? That’s my answer. Michael
What matters isn’t if people are good or bad. What matters is, if they’re trying to be better today than they were yesterday. You asked me where my hope comes from? That’s my answer. Michael
The point is, people improve when they get external love and support. How can we hold it against them when they don’t? Michael
You’re cool, dope, fresh and smart brained. I’ve never seen you dance, but I bet you’re good, cause you’re good at everything. You’re awesome! Be nicer to yourself. Jason Mendoza
If soulmates do exist, they’re not found. They’re made. Michael
In football, trying to run out the clock and hoping for the best never works. It’s called prevent defense. You don’t take any chances and just try and hold on to your lead. But prevent defense just prevents you from winning! It’s always better to try something. Jason Mendoza
If soulmates do exist, they’re not found. They’re made. Michael
You said that every human is a little bit sad all the time, because you know you’re going to die. But that knowledge is what gives life meaning. Michael
If you try and ignore your sadness, it just ends up leaking out of you anyway. I’ve been there. And everybody’s been there. So don’t fight it. Eleanor Shellstrop
That’s what makes it special. I won’t exactly know what’s going to happen after I die. Nothing more human than that. Besides texting people that you’re five minutes away when you haven’t even left the house. Michael
I had a friend that said whenever she was doing something bad, she’d hear this little voice in her head. Distant little voice, saying, Oh, come on now. You know this is wrong. And then when she started doing good things, that voice went away. Michael
I’ll say this to you, my friend, with all the love in my heart and all the wisdom of the universe. Take it sleazy. Michael
Picture a wave in the ocean. You can see it, measure it, its height, the way the sunlight refracts when it passes through, and it’s there, and you can see it, you know what it is. It’s a wave. And then it crashes on the shore, and it’s gone. But the water is still there. Chidi Anagonye
Sometimes, when you’re feeling helpless, the secret is to help someone else. Get out of your own head. Trust me. The next time someone asks for help, say yes. Michael
I argue that we choose to be good because of our bonds with other people and our innate desire to treat them with dignity. Simply put, we are not in this alone. Chidi Anagonye
I tried to script your whole afterlife. And I devised a million point plan to torture you. You made choices I never saw coming. I call that free will. Michael
I proposed a rule that Chidis shouldn’t be allowed to leave because it would make Eleanors sad, and I could do this forever, zip you around the universe showing you cool stuff, and I’d still never find the justification for getting you to stay. Because it’s a selfish rule. I owe it to you to let you go. Eleanor Shellstrop
We have no plan. No one’s coming to save us. So I’m going to do it. Michael
Don’t worry, demons can’t die. He’ll slowly re form himself over a few months, passing through all the stages of demon growth. Larvae, slug monster, spooky little girl, teenaged boy, a giant ball of tongues, social media CEO, and then finally demon. Michael
Any place or thing in the universe can be up to 104% perfect. That’s how you got Beyoncé. Michael
It’s not about who you know. Enlightenment comes from within. The Dalai Lama texted me that. Tahani
Why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identities? Eleanor Shellstrop
I’m just not a new experience kind of guy. My comfort zone is basically like, that chair, and honestly? The arms are a little sharp. Chidi Anagonye
Our fates are sealed. But I think we have one move left: We can try. Eleanor Shellstrop
We do nothing. We hope that our early successes make up for the embarrassing mess we’ve become. Like Facebook. Or America. Eleanor Shellstrop
Tahani improved so much over her many lives, but she also helped me improve. She taught me lots of stuff, like, bras shouldn’t be painful, and you don’t buy bras at Home Depot, and they don’t sell bras at Home Depot, what the hell are you wearing? Eleanor Shellstrop
I am a strong, independent acid snake in the skinsuit of a strong, independent woman! Vicky
I’m not just gonna sit back and turn into some slack jawed, sweatpants wearing orgasm machine! Oh my god, I’m describing my dream existence like it’s bad, what is wrong with this place? Eleanor Shellstrop
Okay, I’ve made my decision. I want to, start crying. Chidi Anagonye
The wave returns to the ocean. What the ocean does with the water after that is anyone’s guess. But as a very wise not robot once told me, true joy is in the mystery. Eleanor Shellstrop
You know the sound that a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That’s the sound that my brain makes all the time. Chidi Anagonye
I guess all I can do is embrace the pandemonium, find happiness in the unique insanity of being here, now. Eleanor Shellstrop
I can’t believe Michael betrayed us again, why is it always the ones you most expect? Jason
In football, trying to run out the clock and hoping for the best never works. It’s called prevent defense. You don’t take any chances and just try and hold on to your lead. But prevent defense just prevents you from winning! It’s always better to try something. Jason Mendoza
I even watched all ten seasons of the show Friends. Boy, those friends really were friends, weren’t they? Although and I realise this is the kind of observation that would only occur to the mind of an eternal being. How did they afford that apartment? A waitress and a chef with those Manhattan real estate prices. Michael
I have no idea what’s going on right now but everyone else is talking and I think I should too! Jason Mendoza
I haven’t been this upset since my good friend Taylor was rudely upstaged by my other friend Kanye, who was defending my best friend Beyoncé. Tahani Al Jamil
Where I’m from, most things blow up eventually. So I learned that when something dope comes along, you gotta lock it down! If you’re always frozen in fear and taking too long to figure out what to do, you’ll miss your opportunity, and maybe get sucked into the propeller of a swamp boat. Jason Mendoza
In case you were wondering, I am, by definition, the best version of myself. Janet
Okay homies, you’re sad. I can tell ’cause you have the same looks on your faces that my teachers did whenever I raised my hand in class. But let’s be happy. Jason Mendoza
When I first read Aristotle, I thought it was pronounced like Chipotle. Wait a minute, is it Chip o tottle? Eleanor Shellstrop
It wasn’t like I heard a bell ring or anything. I just suddenly had this calm feeling, like the air inside my lungs was the same as the air outside my body. It was peaceful. Jason Mendoza
I always have to have my sashes custom made due to my height and bottom size. Tahani Al Jamil
I can’t believe Michael betrayed us again, why is it always the ones you most expect? Jason
I was a mediocre person. I should get to spend eternity in a mediocre place. Like Cincinnati! Eleanor Shellstrop
You know, sometimes a flaw can make something even more beautiful. Like with Cindy Crawford and how short she is. Tahani Al Jamil
The point is, you’re cool, dope, fresh, and smart brained. I’ve never seen you dance, but I bet you’re good, cause you’re good at everything. You’re awesome! Be nicer to yourself. Jason Mendoza
Things got out of hand, and now I’m her bridesmaid. Eleanor Shellstrop
Time means nothing. Jeremy Bearimy, baby. We’ll just get through this. And then you and I can chill out in the dot of the I forever. Chidi Anagonye
You’re not better than me’ was my yearbook quote. Eleanor Shellstrop
This is what we’ve been looking for since the day we met. Time. That’s what the Good Place really is it’s not even a place, really. It’s just having enough time with the people you love. Chidi Anagonye
I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself. Tahani Al Jamil
Picture a wave in the ocean. You can see it, measure it, its height, the way the sunlight refracts when it passes through, and it’s there, and you can see it, you know what it is. It’s a wave. And then it crashes on the shore, and it’s gone. But the water is still there. The wave was just a different way for the water to be for a little while. Chidi Anagonye
It’s like, who died and left Aristotle in charge of ethics? Eleanor Shellstrop
Why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identities? Eleanor Shellstrop
I argue that we choose to be good because of our bonds with other people and our innate desire to treat them with dignity. Simply put, we are not in this alone. Chidi Anagonye
If you love someone, set them free. My good friend and yoga pupil, Sting, no last initial, told me that. Tahani Al Jamil
If there were an answer I could give you to how the universe works, it wouldn’t be special. It would just be machinery fulfilling its cosmic design. It would just be a big, dumb food processor. But since nothing seems to make sense, when you find something or someone that does, it’s euphoria. Janet
I haven’t encountered this much resistance since I tried to get Timothée Chalamet to go out into the sun. Tahani Al Jamil
I know it sounds crazy. But if it weren’t crazy, they wouldn’t call it a leap of faith. They would call it a sit of doubting. Eleanor Shellstrop
I am a strong, independent acid snake in the skinsuit of a strong, independent woman! Vicky
I am absolutely paralyzed by decision making. Chidi Anagonye
There is some good news. There’s some cake left! Neil from Accounting
Sometimes a flaw can make something even more beautiful. Like with Cindy Crawford and how short she is. Tahani Al Jamil
