58+ Best The Office Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Inspirational the office quotes will brighten up your day and make you feel ready to take on anything.

Goodness and hard work are rewarded with respect. – Luther Campbell

Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way. – Michael Scott

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. – Charles Lamb

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. – Michael Scott

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work – Bette Davis

And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do. – Michael Scott

If work was so good, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves. – David Brent

I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days, before you’ve actually left them. – Andy Bernard

Put your heart, mind, intellect and soul even to your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. – Swami Sivananda

I live by one rule: No office romances, no way. Very messy, inappropriate…no. But, I live by another rule: Just do it…Nike. – Michael Scott

Do the things you like to be happier, stronger & more successful. Only so is hard work replaced by dedication. – Rossana Condoleo

The worst thing about prison was the dementors. – Michael “Prison Mike” Scott

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. – Jerome K. Jerome

In the Schrute family, the youngest child raises the others. I’ve been raising children since I was a baby. – Dwight Schrute

No great achiever even those who made it seem easy ever succeeded without hard work. – Jonathan Sacks

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. – Michael Scott

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours. – Anonymous

R’ is among the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it ‘murder’ and not ‘mukduk.’ – Dwight Schrute

Choose your company the way you choose your life partner; after all, you spend more time in the company than with your life partner – Ravi Kapilavai

I’m not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close. Then I thought maybe by 40, but by 40 I had less money than I did when I was 30. – Michael Scott

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway. – Wally Wang

Joke’s on you Goldenface, that man was a wanted animal rapist. – Michael Scarn

One of the things people did best at the office was to use flexibility to its last atom. – Pawan Mishra

Jim is my enemy. But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So Jim, is actually my friend. But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy so actually Jim is my enemy. – Dwight Schrute

Inspiration is the windfall from hard work and focus. Muses are too unreliable to keep on the payroll. – Helen Hanson

I am beyoncé, always. – Michael Scott

The office is like an army, and I’m the field general. You’re my foot soldiers and customer quality is the war!!! – David Brent

Abraham Lincoln once said that ‘If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North,” and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace. – Michael Scott

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. – Oscar Wilde

I feel God in this Chili’s tonight. – Pam Beesly

No one’s dream job involves a kiosk. – Damien Fahey

I have so much paperwork I’m afraid my paperwork has paperwork. – Gabrielle Zevin

I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good. – Michael Scott

This struggle and scramble for office, for a way to live without work, will finally test the strength of our institutions. – Abraham Lincoln

As it turns out, you can’t just check someone into rehab against their will. They have to do it voluntarily. They have to hit rock bottom. So I think I know what I need to do at this point. I need to find ways to push Meredith to the bottom. Um. I think I can do it. – Michael Scott

The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time. – Joe Girard

I used to be obese. Once you’ve conquered obesity, everything else is easy. Life literally moves in slow motion. I’m not saying I’m Superman, but let me just put it this way. If I were shot in the head, I’m pretty sure everything would be fine. I’d almost welcome it. – Deangelo Vickers

When People in sales are at work, they are at war. – honeya

I’m not usually the butt of the joke. I’m usually the face of the joke. – Michael Scott

Office Signs are glamorous yet subtle indicators, which reminds us who are who and what is what. – Nikita Dudani

That is sort of an oaky afterbirth. – Michael Scott

Talent means nothing, while experience, acquired in humility and with hard work, means everything. – Patrick Suskind

Every so often, Jim dies of boredom. – Pam Beesly

No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early. – Groucho Marx

The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. The first person to shout ‘shotgun’ when you’re within sight of the car gets the front seat. That’s how the game’s played. There are no exceptions for someone with a concussion. – Michael Scott

Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch. – George S. Kaufman

Saw Inception. Or at least I dreamt I did… – Michael Scott

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. – Ogden Nash

In the end, the greatest snowball isn’t a snowball at all. It’s fear. Merry Christmas. – Dwight Schrute

During rough time in a Business, a Leader should act like a ship captain. His first and foremost priority should be to put his employees to security before thinking of his own welfare. – Indy Bissessur

You are as creepy as a real serial killer. For real. – Michael Scott

Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should always save some of it for tomorrow. – Don Herold

They always say that it’s a mistake to hire your friends. And they are right. So, I hired my best friends. And this is what I get!? – Michael Scott

Coming together is a beginning Keeping together is progress Working together is success – Henry Ford

The eyes are the groin of the face. – Dwight Schrute

I truly believe the wireless mouse was invented so people at work had one less thing to hang themselves with. – Mike Vanatta

Did I stutter? – Stanley Hudson

Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much – Helen Keller

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