The Princess Bride is a 1987 American fantasy adventure comedy film directed and co-produced by Rob Reiner, starring Cary Elwes, Robin Wright, Mandy Patinkin, Chris Sarandon, Wallace Shawn, André the Giant, and Christopher Guest. Profoundly inspirational The Princess Bride quotes will challenge the way you think, and help guide you through any life experience.
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Famous The Princess Bride Quotes
Keep your shirt on, and let me read. Grandpa
When I was your age, television was called books. William Goldman
Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while. Westley
Life isn’t fair, it’s just fairer than death, that’s all. William Goldman
You killed my love. Buttercup
Just because you’re beautiful and perfect, it’s made you conceited. William Goldman
This is true love you think this happens every day? Westley
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die! William Goldman
When I was your age, television was called books. Grandpa
Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches. William Goldman
They’re so perky, I love that. Miracle Max
Who says life is fair, where is that written? William Goldman
We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here. Robin Wright
Her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high. William Goldman
First things first, to the death. Prince Humperdinck
Love is many things none of them logical. William Goldman
They’re kissing again. Do we have to read the kissing parts? The Grandson
True love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops. William Goldman
I will never love again. Robin Wright
Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning. William Goldman
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. Cary Elwes
You seem a decent fellow, Inigo said. I hate to kill you. You seem a decent fellow, answered the man in black. I hate to die. William Goldman
You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. Miracle Max
The Queen’s Pride was his ship, and he loved her. That was the way his sentences always went It is raining today and I love you. My cold is better and I love you. Say hello to Horse and I love you. Like that. William Goldman
Get some rest. If you haven’t got your health, then you haven’t got anything. Count Rugen
I’ve been saying it so long to you, you just wouldn’t listen. Every time you said Farm Boy do this you thought I was answering As you wish but that’s only because you were hearing wrong. I love you was what it was, but you never heard. William Goldman
There will be blood tonight! Inigo Montoya
I’ll tell you the truth and its up to you to live with it. William Goldman
You truly love each other and so you might have been truly happy. Not one couple in a century has that chance, no matter what the story books say. And so I think no man in a century will suffer as greatly as you will. Prince Humperdinck
Why do you wear a mask and hood? I think everybody will in the near future, was the man in black’s reply. They’re terribly comfortable. William Goldman
I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you. Inigo Montoya
This is my favorite book in all the world, though I have never read it. William Goldman
Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning. Dread Pirate Roberts
And that’s when she put her book down. And looked at me. And said it Life isn’t fair, Bill. we tell our children that it is, but it’s a terrible thing to do. It’s not only a lie, it’s a cruel lie. Life is not fair, and it never has been, and it’s never going to be. William Goldman
You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people? The Man in Black
Fool! cried the hunchback. You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is Never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line. William Goldman
You never said anything about killing anyone. Fezzik
You mock my pain! Life is pain, anyone who says otherwise is obviously selling something! William Goldman
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Inigo Montoya
You are trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen, and I think it quite ungentlemanly. William Goldman
My way’s not very sportsman like. Fezzik
You can’t hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords. And when I say you are a coward it is only because you are one of the slimiest weaklings ever to walk the Earth! Buttercup
People don’t remember me. Really. It’s not a paranoid thing; I just have this habit of slipping through memories. It doesn’t bother me all that much, except I guess that’s a lie; it does. For some reason, I test very high on forgettability. William Goldman
That doesn’t leave much time for dilly dallying. Westley
She loves you, the Prince cried. She loves you still and you love her, so think of that think of this too in all this world, you might have been happy, genuinely happy. Not one couple in a century has that chance, not really, no matter what the storybooks say, but you could have had it, and so, I would think, no one will ever suffer a loss as great as you. William Goldman
