The Princess Bride is a 1987 American fantasy adventure comedy film directed and co-produced by Rob Reiner, starring Cary Elwes, Robin Wright, Mandy Patinkin, Chris Sarandon, Wallace Shawn, André the Giant, and Christopher Guest. Profoundly inspirational The Princess Bride quotes will challenge the way you think, and help guide you through any life experience.
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Famous The Princess Bride Quotes
Miracle Max the Wizard:Ha ha ha! That is a noble cause. Gimme the 65. I’m on the job!
Miracle Max the Wizard:You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
Buttercup the Princess Bride:We’ll never survive.
Westley:No one of consequence.
Inigo Montoya:This is Buttercup’s true love. If you heal him he will stop Humperdinck’s wedding!
Westley:I’ll explain and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
Westley:Nonsense. You only say that because no one ever has.
Westley:Get used to disappointment.
Miracle Max the Wizard:Go through his pockets and look for loose change.
Westley:You mean you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Westley:As you wish.
Westley:That does put a damper on our relationship.
Count Rugen:Are you coming down into the pit? Westly’s got his strength back, I’m starting him on the machine tonight.
Inigo Montoya:Who are you?
Fezzik:Over the Albino…
Inigo Montoya:And what’s that?
Miracle Max the Wizard:Get back witch.
Vizzini:Stop that, I mean it!
Vizzini:You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.
Inigo Montoya:I don’t swim.
Prince Humperdinck:It’s iocane powder. I swear my life on it!
Vizzini:you’ve fallen for one of the two classic blunders! The first being never get involved in a land war in Asia but only slightly lesser known: never go in against a cicelean when DEATH is on the line! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA dies
Westley:There are a shortage of perfect breast in the world it be a pity to damage yours.
Valerie the Wizard’s Wife:Think it’ll work?
Miracle Max the Wizard:Have fun stormin’ da castel.
Miracle Max the Wizard:The King’s stinken son fired me and thank you so much for bringing up such a rotten subject. While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pore lemon juice on it. We’re closed!
Miracle Max the Wizard:Don’t rush me sonny, you rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
Westley:Inhale this, but do not touch.
Inigo Montoya:Do you have 6 fingers on your left hand
Miracle Max the Wizard:There is nothing better than true love in the whole world. Except a nice MLT. Mutton, lettuce, and tomato when the mutton is nice and lean and the lettuce is nice and crisp. Ohhh you can’t beat it.
Fezzik:You’ve been mostly dead all day
Miracle Max the Wizard:Mostly dead means he’s slightly alive; all dead, well there’s only one thing you can do.
Vizzini:He didn’t fall? INCONCEIVABLE!
The Grandfather:As you wish.
Inigo Montoya:Do you have 6 fingers on your left hand.
Count Rugen:Stop saying that!
Westley:Nonsense, you’re only saying that because nobody ever has.
Prince Humperdinck:Tyron. You know how much I love watching you work, but I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Gilda to blame for it. I’m swamped.
Vizzini:Wha! whoa! go in! get after her!
Fezzik:I only dog paddle.
Inigo Montoya:My name is Inigo Montoya, you’ve killed my father, prepare to die
Miracle Max the Wizard:Beat it or I’ll call the brute squad!
Westley:No! To the pain!
Fezzik:I won’t let it go to my head.
Vizzini:You only think I guessed wrong! That’s what’s so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line.
Inigo Montoya:What’s that?
Westley:What you do not smell is called Iocane Power.
Inigo Montoya:I must know.
Valerie the Wizard’s Wife:Woo Hoo!
Inigo Montoya:I want my father back you son of a bitch.
Miracle Max the Wizard:Turns out your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. See, mostly dead is still slightly alive.
Miracle Max the Wizard:Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
Miracle Max the Wizard:You ARE the brute squad.
Inigo Montoya:Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Vizzini:Let me put it this way, have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Westley:Your pig fiance is too late. A few more steps and we’ll be safe in the fire swamp.
Inigo Montoya:Fezzik, where is that wheelbarrow that we left with the Albino?
Buttercup the Princess Bride:I will never love again.
Miracle Max the Wizard:Sha! Wait wait… I make him better, humperdinck suffers?
Fezzik:My way isn’t very sportsmanlike.
Westley:You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die
Vizzini:No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Miracle Max the Wizard:He’s only mostly dead. If he were all dead, there’s only one thing you can do.
Miracle Max the Wizard:It would take a miracle.
Vizzini:What?! Probably some local fisherman, out for a pleasure cruise at night……….. in eel infested waters.
Vizzini:I suppose you think you’re brave, don’t you?
Inigo Montoya:You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you
Prince Humperdinck:But first things first. To the death!
Inigo Montoya:I hate waiting.
Fezzik:You never said anything about killing anyone.
Valerie the Wizard’s Wife:I’m not a witch I’m your wife. But after what you just said I’m not even sure I want to be that anymore.
Vizzini:I smell nothing.
Westley:The rodents of unusual size? I don’t believe they exist.
Miracle Max the Wizard:He is only mostly dead. Not all dead. You can bring them back to life if they are only mostly dead. Now, give me that stick.
Miracle Max the Wizard:Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there’s usually only one thing you can do.
Vizzini:Stop those rhymes now, and I mean it!
Prince Humperdinck:I don’t think I’m quite familiar with that phrase
Inigo Montoya:Hey Fezzik, you did something right.
Vizzini:Probably some local fisherman, out for a pleasure cruise, at night… in… eel-infested waters.
The Grandfather:Okay… Alright… Okay… Alright.
Westley:To the Pain!
Valerie the Wizard’s Wife:Liar! Liar! Liar!
The Ancient Booer:BOO!
Westley:Give us the gate key.
The Impressive Clergyman:Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togever today. Mawage that bwessed awangement, that dweam within a dweam.
Inigo Montoya:You keep using that word, I don’t think you know what it means.
Fezzik:It’s not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise
Miracle Max the Wizard:It’ll take a miracle!
Valerie the Wizard’s Wife:Bye bye boys.
Westley:Life is Pain. Anyone who says different is trying to sell you something
Fezzik:I’m on the brute squad.
Vizzini:I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.
Inigo Montoya:Humiliations galore!
Inigo Montoya:I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
Buttercup the Princess Bride:Only compared to some.
Miracle Max the Wizard:Search his clothes for loose change, hehe.
Fezzik:Anybody wanna peanut?
Westley:We are men of action. Lies do not become us.
Westley:you’re that smart?
Yellin:I have no gate key.
Yellin:Oh you mean THIS gate key.