94+ Best Tyrion Lannister Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Lord Tyrion Lannister is the youngest child of Lord Tywin Lannister and younger brother of Cersei and Jaime Lannister. Profoundly inspirational Tyrion Lannister quotes will make you look at life differently and help you live a meaningful life.

Famous Tyrion Lannister Quotes

Let me give you some advice, b*stard. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you. – Tyrion Lannister

I will hurt you for this. A day will come when you think you’re safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you’ll know the debt is paid. – Tyrion Lannister

Anyone named Desmond Crakehall must be a pervert. – Tyrion Lannister

Grand Maester Pycelle made the same joke. You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees. – Tyrion Lannister

You Look A Lot Better Brooding Than I Do. – Tyrion Lannister

Just because I pay you for your services doesn’t diminish our friendship. – Tyrion Lannister

A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone. – Tyrion Lannister

Many underestimated you. Most of them are dead now. – Tyrion Lannister

The Northerners will never forget. – Tyrion Lannister

A wise man once said that you should never believe a thing simply because you want to believe it. – Tyrion Lannister

It’s been a long road, but we’re both still here. – Tyrion Lannister

There Has Never Lived A More Loyal Squire. – Tyrion Lannister

And go celibate? The wh*res would go begging from Dorne to Casterly Rock. No, I just want to stand on top of the wall and piss off the edge of the world. – Tyrion Lannister

Sometimes, duty is the death of love. – Tyrion Lannister

Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you. – Tyrion Lannister

I am your son. I have always been your son – Tyrion Lannister

’That’ Was A Threat. See The Difference? – Tyrion Lannister

A wise man once said the true history of the world is the history of great conversations in elegant rooms. – Tyrion Lannister

Then you’ll be f*cking your own bride with a wooden c*ck. – Tyrion Lannister

In my own bed, at the age of , with a belly full of wine and a girl’s mouth around my c*ck. – Tyrion Lannister

Casterly Rock is an impregnable fortress. But as a good friend of mine once said: give me good men, and I’ll impregnate the b*tch. – Tyrion Lannister

I have to disagree. Death is so final, yet life is full of possibilities. – Tyrion Lannister

Never forget what you are, the rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used to hurt you. – Tyrion Lannister

Surely There Are Ways To Have Me Killed That Would Be Less Detrimental To The War Effort. – Tyrion Lannister

That’s what I do. I drink, and I know things. – Tyrion Lannister

Drinking and lust. No man can match me in these things. I am the god of t*ts and wine… I shall build a shrine to myself at the next brothel I visit. – Tyrion Lannister

Death is so final, yet life is full of possibilities. – Tyrion Lannister

They say I’m half a man, well what does that make the lot of you? – Tyrion Lannister

Just Because I Pay You For Your Services Doesn’t Diminish Our Friendship. – Tyrion Lannister

Everything’s better with some wine in the belly. – Tyrion Lannister

As a clever man once told me, We make peace with our enemies, not our friends. – Tyrion Lannister

It’s easy to confuse ‘what is’ with ‘what ought to be,’ especially when ‘what is’ has worked out in your favor. – Tyrion Lannister

Not this time. We’ll be staying at the finest castles and inns. No one turns away a Lannister. – Tyrion Lannister

It’s Easy To Confuse ‘What Is’ With ‘What Ought To Be,’ Especially When ‘What Is’ Has Worked Out In Your Favor. – Tyrion Lannister

Sometimes Nothing Is The Hardest Thing To Do. If You Die, We’re All Lost. – Tyrion Lannister

Death is so final. Whereas life, ah, life is full of possibilities. – Tyrion Lannister

Oh, monster. Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Monsters are dangerous and, just now, kings are dying like flies. – Tyrion Lannister

I saved you. I saved this city, and all your worthless lives. I should have let Stannis kill you all! – Tyrion Lannister

Listen to me. Sometimes possession is an abstract concept. When they captured me, they took my purse, but the gold is still mine. – Tyrion Lannister

Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you. – Tyrion Lannister

We still have to take King’s Landing. Maybe Cersei will win and kill us all. That would solve our problems. – Tyrion Lannister

Next time I have an idea like that, punch me in the face. – Tyrion Lannister

I’m not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. I’m denying its existence. – Tyrion Lannister

Still Makes Me More Clever Than You. – Tyrion Lannister

And a mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone. – Tyrion Lannister

That’s what I do: I drink and I know things. – Tyrion Lannister

Let them see that their words can cut you and you’ll never be free of the mockery. If they want to give you a name take it make it your own. Then they can’t hurt you with it anymore. – Tyrion Lannister

Oh… I’m a monster. Perhaps you should speak to me more softly, then. Monsters are dangerous and just now kings are dying like flies. – Tyrion Lannister

You can’t f*ck your way out of everything. – Tyrion Lannister

If you’re going to be a cripple, it’s better to be a rich cripple. – Tyrion Lannister

If You Want Justice, You’ve Come To The Wrong Place. – Tyrion Lannister

I try to know as many people as I can. You never know which one you’ll need. – Tyrion Lannister

Alright, Enough. Even Torturing You Is Boring. – Tyrion Lannister

You want revenge against the Lannisters? I killed my mother, Joanna Lannister, on the day I was born. I killed my father, Tywin Lannister, with a bolt to the heart. I am the greatest Lannister killer of our time. – Tyrion Lannister

What sort of imbecile arms an assassin with his own blade? – Tyrion Lannister

It’s not easy being drunk all the time. If it were easy, everyone would do it. – Tyrion Lannister

I wish I was the monster you think i am. – Tyrion Lannister

Our people haven’t been friends in the past. But we must fight together now. Or die. – Tyrion Lannister

These bad people are what I’m good at. Outtalking them. Outthinking them. It’s what I am. And I like it. I like it more than anything I’ve ever done. – Tyrion Lannister

My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer and I have my mind… and a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone if it is to keep its edge. That’s why I read so much, Jon Snow. – Tyrion Lannister

Schemes and plots are the same thing. – Tyrion Lannister

I’ve got every kind of filth down here except the kind I like – Tyrion Lannister

When I Agreed To Come With You Did I Misrepresent My Intentions? – Tyrion Lannister

Oh Lancel, tell my friend Bronn to please kill you if anything should happen to me. – Tyrion Lannister

It’s hard to put a leash on a dog once you’ve put a crown on its head. – Tyrion Lannister

I’m quite good at spending money but a lifetime of outrageous wealth hasn’t taught me much about managing it. – Tyrion Lannister

Of course we are. Just because I pay you for your services doesn’t diminish our friendship. – Tyrion Lannister

Perhaps that is the secret. It is not what we do, so much as why we do it. – Tyrion Lannister

I Try To Know As Many People As I Can. You Never Know Which One You’ll Need. – Tyrion Lannister

I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and b*stards and broken things. – Tyrion Lannister

Oh, my mistake. I suppose he stares at you longingly because he’s hopeful for a successful military alliance. – Tyrion Lannister

It’s even better luck to suck a dwarf’s c*ck. – Tyrion Lannister

I remember reading an old sailor’s proverb, ‘Piss on wildfire and your c*ck burns off.’ – Tyrion Lannister

The lord of light wants his enemies burned. The drowned god wants them drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious c*nts? Where is the god of t*ts and wine? – Tyrion Lannister

We’ve had vicious kings, and we’ve had idiot kings, but I don’t know if we’ve ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king! – Tyrion Lannister

Turns out, far too much has been written about great men and not nearly enough about morons. Doesn’t seem right. – Tyrion Lannister

A long and bloody tale. To be honest I was drunk for most of it. – Tyrion Lannister

Cut off his manhood and feed it to the goats. – Tyrion Lannister

I think armies give you power. – Tyrion Lannister

All dwarves are b*stards in their father’s eyes. – Tyrion Lannister

You need to take your enemy’s side if you’re going to see things the way they do. And you need to see things the way they do if you’re going to anticipate their actions, respond effectively, and beat them. – Tyrion Lannister

I need to speak to someone with hair. – Tyrion Lannister

Every time we deal with an enemy, we create two more. – Tyrion Lannister

Shaggar: How would you like to die, Tyrion, son of Tywin? Tyrion: In my own bed, at the age of , with a belly full of wine and a girl’s mouth around my c*ck. – Tyrion Lannister

It’s not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it if it were easy. – Tyrion Lannister

I trust the eyes of an honest man more than I trust what everybody knows. – Tyrion Lannister

I’m Not Well-Suited For Work. – Tyrion Lannister

We Make Peace With Our Enemies, Not Our Friends. – Tyrion Lannister

If my father wants someone to get f*cked I know where he can start. – Tyrion Lannister

Nothing but this. I did not do it. I did not kill Joffrey but I wish that I had. Watching your vicious b*stard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying wh*res. I wish I was the monster you think I am. I wish I had enough poison for the whole pack of you, I would gladly give my life to watch you all swallow it! – Tyrion Lannister

You’re in the great game now, and the great game is terrifying. – Tyrion Lannister

What unites people? Armies? Gold? Flags? Stories. There’s nothing more powerful than a good story. Nothing can stop it. No enemy can defeat it. – Tyrion Lannister

In my experience, eloquent men are right every bit as often as imbeciles. – Tyrion Lannister

You love your children. It’s your one redeeming quality, that and your cheekbones. – Tyrion Lannister

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