37+ Best Unicorn Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Profoundly inspirational unicorn quotes will challenge the way you think, and make your life worth living.

Famous Unicorn Quotes

The mist hung in the air like a prancing unicorn. — Graham Joyce

We’d be happy to have more fair treatment in the media, but I’m not going to find unicorns on my doorstep tomorrow. — Anderson Cooper

It would have been nice to have had unicorns. — Tom Stoppard

There are no happy endings, because nothing ends. — Peter S. Beagle

What use is magic if it can’t save a unicorn? — Peter S. Beagle

What use is wizardry if it cannot save a Unicorn? — Peter S. Beagle

Unicorns are real and emo is imaginary. — Mikey Way

Sleep is like the unicorn – it is rumored to exist, but I doubt I will see any — Dr. Seuss

At restaurants, I carry paper and markers and tell everyone to draw a picture with a unicorn, an octopus and an explosion. That keeps them [kids] still for a minute. — Julie Bowen

I thought unicorns were more Fluffy. — Terry Pratchett

Logic must no more admit a unicorn than zoology can. — Bertrand Russell

No place is more enchanted than where a unicorn has been born. — Peter S. Beagle

A happy ending cannot come in the middle of the story — William Shakespeare

We are not always what we seem, and hardly ever what we dream. — Peter S. Beagle

The last unicorn lived in a lilac wood, and she lived all alone. — Peter S. Beagle

My conscience has the same hard reality as a unicorn. — Jeff Lindsay

So wary as to disappear for centuries and reappear but never caught, the unicorn has been preserved by an unmatched device wrought like the work of expert blacksmiths … — Marianne Moore

There are these mythic unicorn-y tales of method acting, but Marlon [Brando] wanted to have a good time. — Johnny Depp

The unicorn is a mythical beast, — James Thurber

But I’m always dreaming, even when I’m awake; it is never finished. -the Lady Amalthea, from The Last Unicorn — Peter S. Beagle

I didn’t love stickers and unicorns and stuff, but just if I were to ride on the back of a beast to work, I want it to be a frickin’ unicorn. — Laura Benanti

Now I will believe that there are unicorns… — William Shakespeare

The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. Molly picked up a rock. — Peter S. Beagle

A unicorn is a donkey from the future — Joe Rogan

That was like seeing a dodo and a unicorn all wrapped up in one — Rachel Maddow

It’s a rare man who is taken for what he truly is. — Peter S. Beagle

There is something about riding a unicorn, for those people who still can, which is unlike any other experience: exhilarating, and intoxicating, and fine. — Neil Gaiman

Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then, always be a unicorn. — Jaime Murray

Life’s not easy for unicorns, you know. We’re a dying breed. — Meg Cabot

A legend – now I am like a unicorn. — Jean Giraud

Everything today has been heavy and brown. Bring me a Unicorn to ride about the town. — Anne Morrow Lindbergh

It’s like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget. — Eoin Colfer

You don’t have sex near unicorns. It’s an ironclad rule. It’s tacky. — J. K. Rowling

Ronald Reagan believes in the free market like some people believe in unicorns. — Barney Frank

The only better thing than a unicorn, is a gay unicorn. — Lady Gaga

Unicorns, I said. Very dangerous. You go first. — Jim Butcher

Don’t you love it that Prince doesn’t use Twitter? Don’t you think he’s somewhere on a unicorn? — Bruno Mars

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