John William Ferrell is an American actor, comedian, producer, writer and businessman. Profoundly inspirational Will Ferrell quotes will get you through anything when the going gets tough and help you succeed in every aspect of life.
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Famous Will Ferrell Quotes
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. Will Ferrell
All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don’t have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead. Will Ferrell
Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired. Will Ferrell
I have only been funny about seventy four percent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy four percent of the time. Will Ferrell
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don’t know. Will Ferrell
There’s always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier. Will Ferrell
We all know the moon isn’t made out of green cheese but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it? Will Ferrell
I think anyone who has, you know, is in any sort of artistic pursuit, kind of goes up and down with the way they feel about their work. And I, for the most part, am a pretty happy person. But, yeah. I go through definite periods of time where I’m not funny. I’m not good. I’m I don’t feel original. Will Ferrell
Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life. Will Ferrell
I would love to play Simon Cowell in a movie heck, I would love it. It would be my dream role. Will Ferrell
No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it. Will Ferrell
I think a lot of the instincts you have doing comedy are really the same for doing drama, in that it’s essentially about listening. The way I approach comedy, is you have to commit to everything as if it’s a dramatic role, meaning you play it straight. Will Ferrell
If no one comes from the future to stop doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be? Will Ferrell
I’ve always had, when I needed it, an extreme amount of focus that I could put into something. That has served me well. Will Ferrell
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. Will Ferrell
It’d be great to be in a position where you can make choices regardless of money. My tastes are always gonna lead me to go for the amazing project where I’m being paid in Turkish cantaloupes. Will Ferrell
A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace. Will Ferrell
Aren’t we all striving to be overpaid for what we do? Will Ferrell
There’s a benefit to losing, you get to learn from your mistakes. Will Ferrell
It’s very easy for me to play silly, but to reveal something closer to you, that’s so much harder. Will Ferrell
No matter how much you screw up your own life by the wrong decisions that you make, it’s never too late to do the right thing and change your ways and you can teach old dogs new tricks. Will Ferrell
I always find it actually funny that the analysis is that the characters I play in comedies are the manchild, the adolescent, characters that refuse to grow up. And yet, if you look back in the history of comedy all the way back to the Marx brothers, that’s a big part of comedy. Will Ferrell
Aren’t we all striving to be overpaid for what we do? Will Ferrell
I know the nature of comedy, and you never know what will happen with the next movie or whether people will find it funny. Will Ferrell
I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I’m still at work. Will Ferrell
I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot. Will Ferrell
In every circle of friends there’s always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don’t have one? Then it’s probably you. Will Ferrell
Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get to work with so many different people who come in to host the show and you get thrown into so many situations and learn how to think on your feet, so filmmaking actually feels slow, in a good way. Will Ferrell
I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato. Will Ferrell
You still have that competitive thing where you want to try to make hits. That won’t go away, unless the mayor of show business says my time’s up. Will Ferrell
I guess destiny isn’t the path chosen for us, but the path we chose for ourselves. Will Ferrell
Anyone who does anything creative is always gonna want to change. Will Ferrell
Grief is nature’s most powerful aphrodisiac. Will Ferrell
I guess ultimately a lot of comedians just wanna be taken seriously. Will Ferrell
I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It’s my obligation to share it with the world. Will Ferrell
Here’s the deal I’m the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. Will Ferrell
It’s the fastest who get paid and it’s the fastest who get laid. Will Ferrell
No, you go to hell, and while you’re there, why don’t you grab me a juice box! Will Ferrell
I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look! Will Ferrell
We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup. Will Ferrell
I just Fell Down the Stairs Holding a Guitar and Accidentally Wrote a One Direction Song. Will Ferrell
I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home. Will Ferrell
Personal philosophy Clothing optional. Will Ferrell
Matt Lauer can suck it! Will Ferrell
Inappropriate behavior makes me laugh. Will Ferrell
I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gumdrops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel. Will Ferrell
I put my pants on just like the rest of you one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records. Will Ferrell
How bout we go get kicked out of an Applebee’s? Will Ferrell
Why not work with your friends? It’s working with people you know, and you share the same sensibility. Will Ferrell
Don’t act like you’re not impressed. Will Ferrell
One of the challenges you will face is finding a job in our depressed economy, In fact, the chances of finding a job are about as good as finding weapons of mass destruction in the Iraqi desert slim and none, and slim just left the building. Will Ferrell
One day I’ll get you over that wall of anger, and it will be glorious! Will Ferrell
Anyone can memorize facts and figures. The real way to learn anything is to go out and experience it. Let your curiosity lead you. Will Ferrell
I’ve never been a conceited person or cocky, never felt boastful, but I always had a sense of self worth; I always had a real sense of myself. Will Ferrell
I’ve never had a yard sale, ever, in my life. I don’t know if I ever thought about stuff I would get rid of. Will Ferrell
I’m a Cancer; I’m music passionate. I like long walks on the beach. Will Ferrell
But for fatherhood advice, try to look your child in the eye. Get to know their name; that becomes important when you want something. And remember to feed them. That’s about all you need. Will Ferrell
I’m a selective packrat. There’s some things I have no problem getting rid of and others I hold onto dearly. Will Ferrell
I think a lot of the instincts you have doing comedy are really the same for doing drama, in that it’s essentially about listening. The way I approach comedy, is you have to commit to everything as if it’s a dramatic role, meaning you play it straight. Will Ferrell
Enjoy the little fun things like taking your kids to school before they’re all grown up. Will Ferrell
Oftentimes, even as a little kid, I would get up before anyone else. My brother would still be sleeping, my mom would still be sleeping, so I would literally play Monopoly by myself. I would play board games; I would do things by myself. Will Ferrell
I’ve always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat, and I built a boat. Will Ferrell
Members of the Senate and House, if they want to send troops into war, should be forced to send a family member. That would really make everyone stop and go, Ohhh kaaay. Will Ferrell
I hate when someone drives my car and resets all the radio presets. I don’t understand it. If I was ever driving someone’s car, I would never touch the things that were set. Will Ferrell
What’s the point of being bad when there’s nothing good to stop you? Will Ferrell
I left home to go to college, and then I moved back home. I moved back for three years from 21 to 24. Will Ferrell
I don’t know about living on an automatic pilot, but I’ve had times where I’ve decided to just test myself and my mettle, and for no good reason other than it’s what life is. Even before I was acting, I had, like, one day in high school I decided to just show them my pajamas, just for no good reason. Will Ferrell
I speak as much Spanish as anyone who has grown up in Southern California or Texas or Arizona. I had my three years of high school Spanish and a couple of semesters in college. Will Ferrell
If you’re flying with your children, it’s best to book them on the same flight and not on one where they have more legroom and are leaving at a different time. They could get there earlier than you, and that causes resentment. Two year olds can also never figure out those connecting flights. It just makes it harder, so travel as a family. Will Ferrell
When I was ten, I wrote an essay on what I would be when I grew up and said I would be a professional soccer player and a comedian in offseason. Will Ferrell
I just had some of the same journalists that panned Electric Circus at the time, they just listened to Universal Mind Control and they loved it. And then they went back to tell me that Electric Circus, if it came out at today, it would’ve had a different reception. One of them told me, Hey, man. You need to bring it out again. And I said, Hey, it’s cool. It is what it is. Will Ferrell
I still regret that I never played soccer in high school. I chose basketball over soccer. Will Ferrell
Facebook What’s on your mind? Twitter What’s happening? Myspace Where did everybody go? Will Ferrell
I remember going with my mom to a random garage sale as a kid and thinking what a cool treasure hunt that whole world was. Only to transition as an adult to think, What a gross place that really is. Will Ferrell
I think people don’t understand that comedy is an outlet for me. Comedy allows me to get outside of myself, and exercise this thing that is still kind of scary to me. Will Ferrell
One of my first memories of being a kid was, ‘I want to have a real job when I grow up.’ And to me that meant you wear a suit and a hat and carry a briefcase and go to your job. Will Ferrell
It doesn’t really exist, this Frat Pack. We run into each other on occasions and we all like each other’s films, I guess, but there isn’t some big funny restaurant or bar where we all hang out. At least, if there is, they haven’t invited me. Will Ferrell
I grew up in an entertainment family, and so I saw how susceptible you are to the ups and downs of this business. Will Ferrell
Once a person has a child, the first question everyone asks is Are you going to have more children? But it basically means Are you going to have more sex with your wife in the hopes of having children? Will Ferrell
I always just forced myself to do crazy things in public. In college I would push an overhead projector across campus with my pants just low enough to show my butt. Then my friend would incite the crowd to be like, Look at that idiot! That’s how I got over being shy. Will Ferrell
That’s what I think works the best, and what I think makes the best comedy something that’s completely committed and more approached as an acting exercise, as opposed to being worried about whether to be funny or not. The comedy comes from the context. Will Ferrell
My dad turned me onto Peter Sellers as a kid. I loved the fact that he was a unique combination of being extremely subtle and over the top all at the same time, and that’s a hard thing to do. I admire that. Will Ferrell
