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Famous Woods Quotes
I don’t need backups. I’m going to Harvard
Trees do not preach learning and precepts. They preach, undeterred by particulars, the ancient law of life. Herman Hesse
I once had to judge a tighty whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. Trust me, I can handle anything.
Human beings grew up in forests; we have a natural affinity for them. Carl Sagan
Whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed.
If you go to a desert, you will hear this mysterious voice: Be wise, protect your forests! Mehmet Murat Ildan
I’m Elle Woods and this is Bruiser Woods and we’re both Gemini vegetarians.
When you are lost in the wilderness, a tree will always point you in the right direction. Anthony T. Hincks
Oh, I like your outfit, too, except when I dress up as a frigid b*tch, I try not to look so constipated.
I feel a great regard for trees; they represent age and beauty and the miracles of life and growth. Louise Dickinson Rich
I’m sorry. I just hallucinated
Every forest branch moves differently in the breeze, but as they sway they connect at the roots. Rumi
Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands, they just don’t.
Trees are sanctuaries. Whoever knows how to speak to them, whoever knows how to listen to them, can learn the truth. Hermann Hesse
When used appropriately, it has an 83 percent rate of return on a dinner invitation. It’s called the bend and snap
Some of the best advice you will ever hear will come from the forest. Dacha Avelin
You must always have faith in people. And, most importantly, you must always have faith in yourself.
The places of quiet are going away, the churches, the woods, the libraries. And it is only in silence we can hear the voice inside of us which gives us true peace. James Rozoff
If I’m gonna be partner in a law firm by the time I’m 30, I’m going to need a boyfriend who’s not such a complete bonehead.
The forest did not tolerate frailty of body or mind. Show your weakness, and it would consume you without hesitation. Tahir Shah
For that matter, all masturbatory emissions, where his sperm was clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment.
The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep. Robert Frost
The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known.
There is pleasure in the pathless woods, There is rapture in the lonely shore, There is a society where none intrudes, By the deep sea, and music in its roar: I love not Man the less, but Nature more. Lord Byron
This is gonna be just like senior year, except for funner!
The care of the Earth is our most ancient and most worthy, and after all, our most pleasing responsibility. Wendell Berry
Gay men know designers, straight men don’t.
There are more life forms in a handful of forest soil than there are people on the planet. Peter Wohlleben
I’ll show you how valuable Elle Woods can be
And the forest perfume trees and earth. It’s like incense in a shrine. You fall into a state of prayer. Keiichi Sigsawa
Wow. Don’t you look like a walking felony
Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. Henry van Dyke
If I’m gonna be a senator, well I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn.
Who else goes to the woods to find peace only to discover themselves in the process? I find forests unclutter the mind with each breath the trees afford me. Michael Poeltl
Emmett I can’t believe you just called me a butthead. I don’t think anybody has called me a butthead since the 9th grade.
The forest has always been a place, in fairy tales and in Shakespeare, where you go and discover who you are. You get stripped of everything you thought you were, some type of ordeal takes place, and you come out stronger. David Farr
Don’t stomp your little Prada shoes at me, honey.
To me, a lush carpet of pine needles or spongy grass is more welcome than the most luxurious Persian rug. Helen Keller
Do you think she woke up one morning and said, I think I’ll go to law school today?
Ancient trees are precious. There is little else on Earth that plays host to such a rich community of life within a single living organism. Sir David Attenborough
Professor Callahan: Would you rather have a client who committed a crime malum in se or malum prohibitum?
Among the scenes which are deeply impressive in my mind, none exceed in sublimity the primeval forests. No one can stand in these solitudes unmoved, and not feel that there is more in man than the mere breath of his body. Charles Darwin
If you’re going to let one stupid prick ruin your life, you’re not the girl I thought you were.
There is a serene and settled majesty to woodland scenery that enters into the soul and delights and elevates it, and fills it with noble inclinations. Washington Irving
I’m taking the dog, dumbass!
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived. Henry David Thoreau
Could I have been any more goddamn spastic?
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. Chinese proverb
Oh my God, the bend and snap, works every time
You know me, I think there ought to be a big old tree right there. And let’s give him a friend. Everybody needs a friend. Bob Ross
I know I’m a fraud! It’s not like normal women can have this ass!
The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn. Ralph Waldo Emerson
I’ve already lost my husband, I’d rather go to jail than lose my reputation.
The clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness. John Muir
