251+ Flirty Pick Up Lines For Texting To Impress

Since flirty pick up lines are used as an icebreaker, you want your first lines to be fun and light. A best pickup line for flirting is more successful when it is creative and is something you feel comfortable saying. Also, it shows you have a sense of humor and confident enough to use it.

The pick up lines that work are sincere and straightforward, but they are also absolutely ridiculous, we all know this, but sometimes the best way to connect with someone is to make them laugh with pun pick up lines.

Pick Up Lines For Flirting

If you could read my thoughts, you would marry me tomorrow.

I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!

I need to cross the street. Would you mind holding my hand?

Do you know what would look great on you? My arms!

This cloud was made of angels like you and demigods like me.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar?

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

Allow me to follow you. Because someone told me to follow my dreams.

So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

Call me Q because I need U next to me at all times.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

You hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.

I knew love at first sight was real when I saw you.

I can’t do magic, but I can do you.

I would fall for you even in zero gravity.

If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.

When I look at you, I can’t even remember my own phone number. What is yours?

For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.

If you were a song, you would be my favorite track.

It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m totally checking you out.

The sparkle is so bright in your eyes–the sun is jealous.

If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Even if there was no gravity on planet Earth, I would still fall for you.

I just won hide and seek because I found you.

Excuse me, but I saw you from across the internet and wanted to see if your bytes are compatible with mine.

My doctor says I could use more Vitamin U.

I know milk does a body good; you must be drinking your fair share.

Whenever I count my blessings, I count you multiple times.

To know me is to love me. Are you ready to get to know me?

Your beauty makes me appreciate being able to see.

Looking at you made me forget my pick up line.

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

You looked familiar, but then I remembered I had only seen you in my dreams.

If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!

I am no photographer, but I can picture you and me together.

Can I follow you? I was told to follow my dreams.

Flirty Pick Up Lines for Texting

I tried to send you something flirty, but I couldn’t fit in the text box.

Let me tie your shoes, I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

We don’t really have anything to talk about, but I still want to talk to you. So…Hi!

In crystal ball, I see me in your future.

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

If I can’t be with you in reality, then at least let me be with you in your dreams.

I bet you smiled when you saw my name pop up on your phone just now.

Guess what. I’m your Secret Santa. What would you like for Christmas this year?

Let’s play texting games! If I win, you take me out. If you win, I take you out.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

There is nothing sweeter than the beauty of your face.

Hi, my name is Trouble, and I’m looking for my soul mate. Mind if I ask if you have room for a little trouble in your life?

Has anyone told you today that you look beautiful? Well, let me be the first.

I’m here. Now we can start working on your other two wishes.

You’re like WiFi. You make me want to connect to you.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Can you read my thoughts? If so, you would marry me tomorrow.

Like an unsharpened pencil, life without you is pointless!

I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.

Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!

Is your face McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it.

Can I flirt with you?

After all this time, I thought happiness started with an ‘H’. I just figured now that it actually starts with ‘U’.

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.

I wish I was your handbag, so that I’ll always be by your side.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.

Greetings and salivations.

I’m calling the cops! I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to look as good as you.

I’m not flirting. I’m just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.

You’re so hot, you’d make Antarctica melt.

I’ve got the ship and you have the harbor. Why don’t we tie up for the night?

I guarantee you—I’m not flirting with you! I’m just being extra nice to someone who’s extra attractive.

You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.

Are you tired? Because you have been running through my mind all night.

I’m horribly lost. Can you give me the directions to your heart?

Are you Franklin D. Roosevelt? Because you’re a dime.

Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?

You must be exhausted running in my mind all day long.

I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.

You are making the other women here look bad.

I’m going to the optometrist to get my eyes checked. For some reason, I can’t take them off of you.

Flirty Pick Up Lines for Him

Are you a professional boxer? Because you’re a knockout.

Can I follow you? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.

I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out anyway?

Are you a drummer? Because you seem to know the beat of my heart.

Can I borrow your phone? I need to call animal control because I just saw a fox.

You’re so cute that you made me forget my pick up line.

When God made you, he was showing off.

I love your smile, but I love it more whenever I’m the reason behind it.

The only thing I want to change about you is your last name.

I’m sorry were you talking to me? No? Well you should be.

I’d say “God bless you” but it looks like He already did.

Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you.

What time does your watch say? Mine’s stuck on five flirty.

Oh, you have something on your face. Wait, it’s just the most beautiful smile I have ever seen.

Please tell me your name so that I can ask Santa Claus that you’re the one I want for Christmas.

I might need a pair of sunglasses because your smile is too dazzling for me.

Mind if I ask what the state of heaven was when you left it?

Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.

All this time, I thought I was invincible. But then, you came and beat me with your smile.

I have a favor to ask you. Can you touch me so that I can tell my friends that I was touched by an angel?

Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

Do you like Mexican food? Because I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAEritto.

I should call you Google because you have everything I’m searching for.

Aside from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?

Do you have a name, or can I just call you mine?

Did the sun just come out, or did you just flash your smile at me?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk before you again?

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

Flirty Pick Up Lines for Her

If I was a stoplight, I would turn red every time you passed by just so I could stare at you a little longer.

Can you give me your parents’ phone numbers? I want to thank them for being able to raise such a wonderful human.

I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running Heaven?

You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me—I’ve been looking a long time.

Let’s commit the perfect crime. You steal my heart, and I steal yours.

Hello, this is me making the first move. Your turn.

I’m wondering how long it’s going to be before you realize that I like you and admit that you like me back.

You see, I really suck at starting conversations. Do you want to try?

Did you just fall in love with me after receiving this text message?

Are you free for the rest of your life?

If you don’t reply in three seconds, you’re mine.

Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.

I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’ll make an exception for you.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

If I told you right now that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.

Flirty Pick Up Lines for Boys

Kiss me and you will see the stars. Love me and I will give them to you.

No wonder the sky is gray (or dark, if at night)—all the color is in your eyes.

It’s always fun to flirt with you over text messages. However, it makes it hard for me to lean in and kiss you.

Hey, stop thinking about me. See, you’re doing it right now.

I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.

I admit that you’re on my mind more than just sometimes.

I don’t know what love potion you made me drink, but every time I think of you, I can’t stop smiling.

Here’s hoping that you find my willingness to text first attractive.

Even though there aren’t any stars out tonight, you’re still shining like one.

I have a big problem. I can’t stop thinking about you.

You wanna know what the best thing in my life is? It’s the first word of the previous sentence.

When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.

If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.

How did you survive so long without texting me? I’m a delightful necessity.

Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away.

You just won the jackpot! You placed first in my heart. Text me back for the details.

Flirty Pick Up Lines for Girls

Do you know what would look good as an extension to your name? My surname!

Do you want to know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U.

Call me Shrek because I’m head ogre heels for you.

If nothing lasts forever, then would you be my nothing?

You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

Are you Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.

What’s a magnificent work of art doing here? Wait, am I in a museum?

Help! My leg just broke after I fell for you.

Will you allow me to take a photo of you? I just want to prove to my friends that angels do exist.

Can you tell me home address? I just would like to know where I’m going to live in the future.

I think I’ve seen you somewhere before. Oh, weren’t we happily married in our previous lives?

Can you please pinch my cheeks? I’d like to make sure that this is not a dream, and the girl of my dreams is actually here in front of me.

Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?

Let’s play a game. If you want to go on a date with me, smile! If not, then do a hundred back flips.

Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want s’more

I want to be your handbag so I never leave your side.

If kissing is spreading germs…. What do you think if we start the epidemic?

I’m Superman and you’re my Kryptonite.

Every time you speak to me, you take my breath away; every time you touch me, my body tingles. I want to get to know you and cherish the chemistry we have forever.

Excuse me. I know this is kind of weird and I’m super shy…but I was just wondering…what pick up lines work best with you?

Smooth Pick Up Lines Over Text

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

You’ve been challenged to a Laser Tag War by your Future SO. Accept if you dare!

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

I can’t see you right now, but I bet you look great.

Can you send me a selfie? I just want to show my mom what my future partner looks like.

So I already got your number, what’s next?

Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.

I envy your footwear. I want to be like them so I can be with you every step of the way.

My phone is in my hands, but I would rather be holding you.

I do not think much. I do not think often. But when I do think, I think of you.

Could you stop being attractive? You’re driving me crazy!

My lips on your lips would be magical.

I’m going to snap you right up.

Okay, let’s skip the small talk and go straight to flirting.

Hi, my name’s Chance. Do I have one?

You’re so beautiful that I actually forgot that I was supposed to send you a pick-up line.

Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine?

I’m making the first move by texting you. I hope you make the next move by kissing me.

Flirty Pick Up Lines for Crush Over Text

Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

Just when I catch my breath, you turn around and make me lose it again.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.

Thank you for making me realize how stupid I could be when it comes to love.

Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me.

Well, I texted you. What are your other two wishes?

I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

Can I save you in my phone as “future loml”?

Do you have a name you want me to save you as in my phone or should I just put “mine”?

Do you believe in love at first text or should I text you again?

I had to remove my space bar so I could get closer to you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet…and so are you.

I haven’t seen you in forever. Have you been visiting your fellow angels in heaven?

I never believed in love at first sight until I saw your profile picture.

My parents told me not to talk to strangers. So, how about we be friends?

Just so you know, we’re going on a date tonight.

Hey, stranger. Stop being a stranger.

You already know how much I really like you. So, what are you going to do about it?

Tell me the truth. How long have you been waiting for a text message from me?

That’s me blocking out the sound of anyone’s texts but yours.

Pick Up Lines for Him Over Text

If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

You have a bit of cute on your face.

Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.

In your arms is where I truly belong.

I will report you to the police for stealing my heart!

Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes?

Why do you have to look so good?! I can’t concentrate on what I’m doing!

You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Hey, please keep your distance. I might fall for you any time.

Is it just the WiFi? Or am I totally feeling a connection?

Are you an omelette?

Whenever I see you, I feel like a dog that is always giddy to greet you at the door.

When you go to sleep at night, do you dream of new ways to make me like you?

What color are my eyes?

I just realized that you never text first. Do you hate me or are you just playing hard to get?

What’s new in the wonderful world of you?

Pick Up Lines for Her Over Text

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

Four and four become eight, but you and I can be fate.

Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.

f you ever feel cold, you can always use me as a jacket.

My dog wants you to know that he/she misses you.

I think there’s something wrong with my eyes—I just can’t take them off of you.

You can add me to your cart anytime; I’m free with every purchase.

Oh! I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Take a guess. Which emoji did I place next to your name on my phone?

When I look at your picture, I see heaven in my future.

Should I walk by again or have you already realized I’m your soulmate?

Did you just sit on a mound of sugar? Because you are so sweet.

My heart is leaving my body. It says it wants to belong to you.

I am not an astrologer, but I can see my future with you.

There are some things money can’t buy. You look like one of them!

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but fish can fly, right?

I’m sending you hugs and kisses.

I just accidentally walked into a pole because I was thoughtlessly staring and smiling at your text messages.

Every moment I spend with you is like being in paradise.

Hey, stranger! Wait, why are we still strangers?

I was actually going to wait for a day or two before texting you, but I can’t wait that long.

Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?