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142+ Funny Movie Quotes Guaranteed To Make You Laugh

The funniest movies can be difficult to compare, but they have definitely some gems. The best hilarious one-liners and funny movie quotes are sure to crack you up while giving you a different perspective.

If you’re searching for best quotation to share with the people you love or just want to feel inspired yourself, browse through an amazing collection of best sarcastic quotes, famous funny sayings and quotes that make you smile.

Funniest Movie Quotes and Lines of All Time

It’s just a flesh wound. Monty Python and the Holy Grail tweet

She doesn’t even go here! Mean Girls tweet

Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do somethin’ like this — and totally redeem yourself! Ha Ha! Dumb & Dumber tweet

First rule of leadership: everything is your fault. A Bug’s Life tweet

Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the war room! Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb tweet

That is my least vulnerable spot. Casablanca tweet

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. The Princess Bride tweet

Yeah, I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listenin’ to her enough, or somethin’. I don’t know, I wasn’t really payin’ attention. Dumb & Dumber tweet

Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. Clue tweet

I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley. Airplane tweet

This building has to be at least…. three times bigger than this! Zoolander tweet

This is not ‘Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. The Big Lebowski tweet

Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges! Blazing Saddles tweet

Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want. The Adventures of Ford Fairlane tweet

I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing. The Big Lebowski tweet

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Monty Python and the Holy Grail tweet

God gave men brains larger than dogs’ so they wouldn’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties. Hackers tweet

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. The Godfather tweet

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me? Meet the Parents tweet

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: babe, district attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. The First Wives Club tweet

What? Over? Did you say ‘over’? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! Animal House tweet

My mom, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication. Bridget Jones’s Diary tweet

Yeah, but I shoot with this hand. Blazing Saddles tweet

Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End tweet

I think everything must go back to the fact that I had a very anxious childhood. You know, my mother never had time for me. You know, when you’re the middle child in a family of five million, you don’t get any attention. I mean, how is it possible? Antz tweet

All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work. Bilko tweet

My husband and I fell in love at first sight… maybe I should have taken a second look. Crimes and Misdemeanors tweet

I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. The Devil Wears Prada tweet

…Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I’m the Dude, man. The Big Lebowski tweet

I have strong feelings about gun control. If there’s a gun around, I want to be controlling it. Pink Cadillac tweet

Marriage is like an unfunny tense version of Everybody Loves Raymond, but it doesn’t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever. Knocked Up tweet

I’m about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late ’90s. Deadpool tweet

There are 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses. The Blues Brothers tweet

There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? Airplane tweet

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. Winnie the Pooh tweet

…I’m not insane. My mother had me tested. The Big Bang Theory tweet

‘Greater good?’ I am your wife! I’m the greatest good you’re ever gonna get! The Incredibles tweet

I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate. Spaceballs tweet

They’re not gonna catch us. We’re on a mission from God. The Blues Brothers tweet

I’m bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly. Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Mr tweet

Is that everything? It seemed like he said quite a bit more than that. Lost in Translation tweet

We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for…. One million dollars. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery tweet

Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass Hysteria! Ghostbusters tweet

How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can’t even fit inside the building?…I don’t want to hear your excuses. The center has to be at least three times bigger than this. Zoolander tweet

You know, it takes two to get one in trouble. She Done Him Wrong tweet

He might be okay. [Beat. Huge explosion.] Well, no, probably not now. Groundhog Day tweet

The plot thickens, as they say. Why, by the way? Is it a soup metaphor? The Grand Budapest Hotel tweet

Thank you for a memorable afternoon. Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature. Arthur tweet

A bird may love a fish, Signore, but where would they live? EverAfter tweet

They sound like a baby blowing out birthday candles. The Other Guys tweet

I’m in a glass case of emotion! Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy tweet

There’s only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures and the Dutch. Goldmember tweet

Do you know who I am… I don’t know how to put this, but, I’m kind of a big deal…People know me. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy tweet

What exactly is the function of a rubber duck? Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets tweet

That rug really tied the room together, did it not? The Big Lebowski tweet

What is this? A center for ants? Zoolander tweet

The Most Hilarious Movie Quotes of All Time

  • Really. I have an interesting case, treating two sets of Siamese twins with split personalities. I’m getting paid by eight people. Zelig
  • Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood. The Mask
  • Leave the gun, take the cannoli The Godfather
  • I’ll have what she’s having. When Harry Met Sally
  • Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. Arsenic and Old Lace
  • McLovin? What kind of stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer? Superbad
  • We’ve been goin’ about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay-Puffs’ okay! He’s a sailor, he’s in New York. We get this guy laid, we won’t have any trouble! Ghostbusters
  • I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way. Who Framed Roger Rabbit
  • Is that all he said? Lost in Translation
  • Life is a drama full of tragedy and comedy. You should learn to enjoy the comic episodes a little more. The Real Frank Zappa Book
  • You taste like a burger. I don’t like you anymore. Wet Hot American Summer
  • Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m a schizophrenic and so am I. What About Bob?
  • Stop trying to make fetch happen. Mean Girls
  • What’s the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years a job still sucks. What Woman Want
  • No, it’s a cardigan, but thanks for noticing! Dumb and Dumber
  • Some things are not meant to last, they just take a place in your heart and make you smarter the next time. Alex and Emma
  • That escalated quickly. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
  • When women go wrong, men go right after them. She Done Him Wrong
  • Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room. Dr. Strangelove
  • Stupid is as stupid does. Forrest Gump
  • Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin’ the cemetery? The Royal Tenenbaums
  • You’ll shoot your eye out, kid. A Christmas Story
  • Yeah… you’re a legend in your own mind. Dirty Harry
  • I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
  • We’re going streaking! Old School
  • I feel the need to express something, but I don’t know what it is I want to express. Interiors
  • Excuse me. I believe you have my stapler. Office Space
  • The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides… Pulp Fiction
  • You know how men are. They think ‘No’ means ‘Yes’ and ‘Get lost’ means ‘Take me, I’m yours.’ Hercules
  • It’s not the years, honey. It’s the mileage. Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • You sit on a throne of lies. Elf
  • If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
  • It’s the first time I’ve ever seen you look ugly. And that makes me kind of happy. Bridesmaids
  • Did I stutter? Eat my shorts. The Breakfast Club
  • The key is, to not think of death as an end, but as more of a very effective way to cut down on your expenses. Love and Death
  • Husbands are like wine, they take a long time to mature. Letters to Juliet
  • I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. Zoolander
  • Sell crazy someplace else. We’re all stocked up here. As Good As It Gets
  • I learned a long time ago that worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn’t get you anywhere. National Lampoon’s Van Wilder
  • Why don’t you make like a tree, and get out of here? Back to the Future
  • Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
  • Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts. Naked Gun
  • The doctors say he has a 50-50 chance of surviving, but there’s only a ten percent chance of that. Naked Gun
  • I remember it like it was yesterday. Of course, I don’t really remember yesterday all that well. Finding Dory
  • It’s not a man purse. It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one. The Hangover
  • I’m glad he’s single, because I’m going to climb that like a tree. Bridesmaids
  • Inconceivable! Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethah today. As you wish. The Princess Bride
  • I have people skills! Office Space
  • I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. Mean Girls
  • The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. Crimes and Misdemeanors
  • Did Doogie Houser just steal my … car? Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
  • I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Billy Madison
  • Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh. Napoleon Dynamite
  • Don’t point that gun at him. He’s an unpaid intern. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
  • This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather. Groundhog Day
  • You had me at hello. Jerry Maguire
  • Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays. Office Space
  • What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let’s get the flock out of here. Lethal Weapon
  • Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life. Animal House
  • It’s happening. It’s happening. It happened. Bridesmaids
  • We’re looking at some sort of mental Hunger Games against a bunch of genius kids for just like a handful of jobs. The Internship
  • I hope that someday you’ll know the indescribable joy of having children and of paying someone else to raise them. The Addams Family
  • Show me the money. Jerry Maguire
  • You can put a cat in an oven, but that don’t make a biscuit. White Men Can’t Jump
  • Fish are friends, not food. Finding Nemo
  • Never do anything out of hunger. Not even eating. True Detective Season 2
  • So you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea. Coming to America
  • May the Force be with you. Star Wars
  • I make up a new dance move. It’s called the move on with your life. Will Ferrell
  • I mean, that’s what life is: a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets. Clerks
  • We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about. Best in Show
  • Get busy living or get busy dying. Tiffany
  • I love rumors! Facts can be so misleading, whereas rumors, true or false, are often revealing. Inglorious Busters
  • Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth!? Rush Hour
  • I live at home with my parents. It’s just temporary … ’til they die. Gamers
  • Mole! Bloody mole! We aren’t supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there’s a bloody mole winking me in the face! I want to cut it off, chop it off, and make guacaMOLE! Austin Powers in Goldmember
  • Yeah, well, you know, that’s just like, your opinion, man. The Big Lebowski
  • I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob. Office Space
  • You can’t handle the truth! A Few Good Men
  • You’ll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to. Interiors

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