104+ EXCLUSIVE Harley Quinn Quotes That Make You Think

Dr. Harleen Frances Quinzel, also known as Harley Quinn, is a fictional character appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics. From a promising psychiatrist to becoming a super-villain, famous Harley Quinn quotes show the energetic, affable and animated personality of one of the most recognizable DC character.

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I hope you enjoy these Harley Quinn quotes about life and love from DC Universe and movies like Birds of Prey and Suicide Squad:

Best Harley Quinn Quotes

They say if you want to tell a story right, you gotta start at the beginning. – Harley Quinn

Face it, Harl, this stinks — yer a certified nutso wanted by the law in over a dozen states — and hopelessly in love with a murderous, psychopathic clown. – Harley Quinn

So. We broke up. – Harley Quinn

I may be twisted, but at least I make it interesting. – Harley Quinn

Oh wow, I’m a princess. – Harley Quinn

Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy. – Harley Quinn

I’m waiting for God to tell me. – Harley Quinn

You broke my f@cking legs! – Harley Quinn

So, what if I’m crazy? The best people are. – Harley Quinn

You know what they say: behind every successful man is a bad*ss broad. – Harley Quinn

Being Joker’s girl gave me immunity… – Harley Quinn

I love the rain. It’s like angels are splooging all over us. – Harley Quinn

We can’t change the past, but there’s a difference between moving on and letting go. – Harley Quinn

You really put the ‘fun’ in funeral. – Harley Quinn

Do you know what a harlequin is? A harlequin’s role is to serve. It’s nothing without a master. And no one gives two sh*ts who we are beyond that. – Harley Quinn

That so cute, you think you’re scary. Well, mister, I’ve seen scary and you don’t have his smile. – Harley Quinn

Some people have their Eiffel Tower or Olive Garden… – Harley Quinn

Psychologically speaking, vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for. – Harley Quinn

You can’t kill me without becoming like me. I can’t kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me. – Harley Quinn

If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don’t get mad. – Harley Quinn

Number 1: No one is like me. – Harley Quinn

If I’m mad enough to skip the tears and go straight to laughing, you better run cause I’m about to lose my sh*t. – Harley Quinn

I’m not shopping at this store: I’m robbing this store. Paying is for dummies! – Harley Quinn

You made me want to be a less terrible person. – Harley Quinn

I’m sorry, kid, I’m just a terrible person I guess. – Harley Quinn

Isn’t this fun? It’s just like a sleepover. We should order pizza- make Cosmos! – Harley Quinn

You think I’m just a doll. A doll that’s pink and light. A doll you can arrange any way you like. You’re wrong. Very wrong. What you think of me is only a ghost of time. I am dangerous. And I will show you just how dark I can be. – Harley Quinn

If you want boys to respect you, show them you’re serious. Shoot something, blow it up! – Harley Quinn

I’m not sure if I attract crazy or if I make them that way. – Harley Quinn

THAT is childhood trauma right there. – Harley Quinn

I told you she had a killer voice. – Harley Quinn

Short Harley Quinn Quotes

I found The Joker’s psyche disturbing, his dementia alarming — and his charm irresistible! What can I tell ya? The guy just did it for me. – Harley Quinn

Face it, Harl, this stinks! You’re a certified nutso wanted in twelve states and hopelessly in love with a psychopathic clown. – Harley Quinn

You can’t deny there’s an element of glamour to these super criminals. – Harley Quinn

It soon became clear to me the Joker, so often described as a raving, homicidal madman … was actually a tortured soul crying out for love and acceptance. A lost, injured child trying to make the world laugh at his antics. – Harley Quinn

I tried to play by the rules, but no! They wouldn’t let me go straight! Society is to blame! – Harley Quinn

Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out. – Harley Quinn

I’m going to kill you. For everything you’ve done to me. All the times you’ve made me feel useless and small. For all the times I will never forget. For all the things I can never forgive. – Harley Quinn

Why can’t a girl be nice to a guy without the mook trying to murder her? – Harley Quinn

You know, for what it’s worth, I actually enjoyed some of our romps, but there comes a time when a gal wants more. And now, all this gal wants is to settle down with her lovin’ sweetheart. – Harley Quinn

And here you thought I was just another bubble headed, blonde, bimbo. Ha! Well jokes on you! I’m not even a real blonde. – Harley Quinn

Oh, come on, Puddin! Don’t you wanna rev up your ‘Harley’? Vroom vroom! – Harley Quinn

I’m known to be quite vexing I’m just forewarning you. – Harley Quinn

They’ve got Hello Kitty on them. They’re fashionable. – Harley Quinn

We’re bad guys, it’s what we do. – Harley Quinn

I think you should do what he says. It would be a shame to get blood all over my nice new outfit. What do you think, Bat-brain? Like it? What am I saying? ‘Course you do. Who wouldn’t? – Harley Quinn

It soon became clear to me the Joker was actually a tortured soul. Yes, I admit it. As unprofessional as it sounds, I had fallen in love with my patient. Pretty crazy huh? – Harley Quinn

You thought I was just another bubble-headed blond bimbo! Well, the joke’s on you, ’cause I’m not even a real blonde. – Harley Quinn

Nice to meet you. Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death? – Harley Quinn

I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you. – Harley Quinn

Have you heard this new Taylor Swift song? It’s soooo good. – Harley Quinn

I’ll never understand why Superman wears the same outfits every day. – Harley Quinn

I’ve made so many mistakes and there’s no one left who believes in me. – Harley Quinn

What, you were just thinking you can have a happy family and coach little leagues, and make car payments? Normal is a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don’t get normal! – Harley Quinn

Wait ‘till they get a load of me. – Harley Quinn

So, I’m thinking if we move together, we can kill all these guys and go our separate ways. Spread the word. – Harley Quinn

Never again. No more obsession, no more craziness, no more Joker. I finally see that slime for what he is: a murderous, manipulative, irredeemable… – Harley Quinn

I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you. – Harley Quinn

Didn’t you like my show? Well, try this one. It’s called ‘Animals Attack People I Hate. It’s a comedy. – Harley Quinn

I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Nooo, thank you! – Harley Quinn

Yeesh, ha makes one little mistake and they never letcha forget! – Harley Quinn

I’m havin a bad day! I’m sick of people tryin ta shoot me, run me over or blow me up! All I wanted was a new dress and I actually paid for it! – Harley Quinn

Now you feel like you have someone by your side to share the journey with you. – Harley Quinn

I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demons’ dances with mine. – Harley Quinn

You don’t have to be crazy to be in love. But it helps. – Harley Quinn

Hah! You’re just jealous ’cause you don’t have a fella who’s as loving and loyal toy you as my Puddin’ is to me! – Harley Quinn

Don’t get me wrong, my puddin’s a little rough, but he loves me, really. – Harley Quinn

Don’t know if I wanna kill you or kiss you. – Harley Quinn

I have done everything you said. Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it! – Harley Quinn

My love for my Joker was stronger than their madhouse walls. – Harley Quinn

Find what you love and let it kill you… – Harley Quinn

Everyone can see all this trippy magic stuff, right? I’m off my meds. – Harley Quinn

My heart scares you; but a gun doesn’t? – Harley Quinn

You’ve got the look. And a lotta nerve. What you don’t have is the right. Joker was a hero. You’re not fit to lick his boutonniere! – Harley Quinn

I know how the world works, okay? And when it comes to the heart, everyone for themselves, right? – Harley Quinn

I’ll burn the world just to see the fire in your eyes! – Harley Quinn

I know how to make some smiles pudding. – Harley Quinn

I just wanna say, if there was no batman, there’d be no joker, and I’d have never met my puddin’. thank you, batman. – Harley Quinn

What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry, it’s the voices. Ahaha, I’m kidding! That’s not what they really said. – Harley Quinn

Stupid bat, you’re ruining date night! – Harley Quinn

Cool Harley Quinn Lines

Ladies and jerks! There’s been a slight change in tonight’s show. Instead of the opera robbin’ you for somethin’ like a thousand bucks a seat — we’re gonna rob you! Believe me, folks, I’ve seen it already. I’m doin’ ya a big favor! – Harley Quinn

Now that’s a killer app! – Harley Quinn

Whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger. – Harley Quinn

The world can be amazing when you’re slightly strange. – Harley Quinn

It’s the end of the world. Have a drink with us. – Harley Quinn

Y’know, Bats? I always thought there was a spark between us. – Harley Quinn

Hush, little baby, don’t say a word, Momma’s gonna kill for you the whole world. – Harley Quinn

All of that chit-chat is gonna get you hurt. – Harley Quinn

Sweetie, get mommy’s bazooka. – Harley Quinn

You don’t like me? Fine. Don’t waste my time then. – Harley Quinn

Number one, no one is like me. If you wanted to even come close, you would have to go to medical school. Become a psychiatrist. Work in an asylum. Fall in love with your patient. Break said patient out of said asylum. Begin a life of crime. Jump into a vat of chemicals to prove yourself to a madman. Get arrested by the Batman. Go back to jail. Get out of jail with a bomb on your neck. Save the world, go back to jail, and break out of jail before breaking up with the aforementioned madman, and going out on your own. – Harley Quinn

And what’s worse, every person I ever wronged now felt free to come and take their pound of flesh. Turns out, I wronged a lot of people. – Harley Quinn

Maybe I can stick you some shampoo? – Harley Quinn

If you want boys to respect you, show them you’re serious. Shoot something, blow it up! – Harley Quinn

If I’m lucky, I’ll make it out of town before Bats hauls my heinie back to the bin. – Harley Quinn

You made me want to be a less terrible person. – Harley Quinn

You don’t know who that is? The Joker. The Clown Prince of Crime. My former partner in madness. The Harlequin of Hate. The Jester of Genocide. You’ve never heard of him? – Harley Quinn

Mama’s gonna paint the streets with blood. – Harley Quinn

Call me a softie, I dare ya! – Harley Quinn

I’m not shopping at this store – I’m robbing this store. Paying is for dummies! – Harley Quinn

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