50+ Best Annoyed Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Profoundly inspirational annoyed quotes will brighten up your day and make you feel ready to take on anything.

Famous Annoyed Quotes

If you can’t annoy somebody, there is little point in writing. Kingsley Amis

My dreams were all my own I accounted for them to nobody; they were my refuge when annoyed my dearest pleasure when free. Mary Shelley

I like long walks, especialy when they are taken by people who annoy me. Noel Coward

I remember that. I was talking to him and I said how great it would be if actors had a tail because I have animals and a tail is so expressive. On a cat you can tell everything. You can tell if they’re annoyed. You can tell whether they’re scared. Christopher Walken

Jessamine flushed. I do not. I mean, I did not. I mean ugh! Charlotte, Will’s being vexing. And the sun has come up in the east, said Jem, to no one in particular.  Cassandra Clare

The only thing that might have annoyed some mathematicians was the presumption of assuming that maybe the axiom of choice could fail, and that we should look into contrary assumptions. Alonzo Church

You have to be quite heavily invested in someone to do them the honour of telling them you’re annoyed with them. Alain de Botton

Anyone who has declared someone else to be an idiot, a bad apple, is annoyed when it turns out in the end that he isn’t. Friedrich Nietzsche

And then, in boating supplies, Margo located an air horn. She took it out of the box and held it up in the air, and I said, No, and she said, No what? And I said, No don’t blow the air horn, except when I got to the b in blow, she squeezed on it and it let out an excruciatingly loud honk that felt in my head like the auditory equivalent of an aneurysm, and then she said, I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you. What was that? And I said, Stop b and then she did it again. John Green

I got quite annoyed after the Haiti earthquake. A baby was taken from the wreckage and people said it was a miracle. It would have been a miracle had God stopped the earthquake. More wonderful was that a load of evolved monkeys got together to save the life of a child that wasn’t theirs. Terry Pratchett

I don’t have pet peeves like some people. I have whole kennels of irritation.  Whoopi Goldberg

You get annoyed about things in real life, and then the tragic thing is that while you are moaning on the awful injustice and suffering of something, something grimly comic will then strike you about it, like a parasite feeding off the misery of the world. Stewart Lee

By now he had learned enough to know that when he was getting annoyed at somebody else, it was usually because there was something that he himself should be doing, and he wasn’t doing it. Lev Grossman

I love my parents. But I’m almost 28 and it’s not fun to be asked, What are you doing today? What do you want for dinner? When are you going to be home? It just makes you feel like a kid. It’s this juxtaposition of feeling annoyed and really lucky to have people who love you so much. Jonah Hill

A knock came at the door. Everyone looked up. Elena’s nostrils flared and she leaned over to whisper something to Clay. he muttered. ” talking, Jaime. It’s only Cassandra. She can wait. Forever, if we’re lucky. I heard that, Clayton, Cassandra said as she walked in. Who the hell forgot to lock the door?” Clay said. You were the last one in, Elena murmured. Kelley Armstrong

I’m always annoyed about why black people have to bear the brunt of everybody else’s contempt. If we are not totally understanding and smiling, suddenly we’re demons. Toni Morrison

George had turned at the sound of her arrival. For a moment he contemplated her, as one who had fallen out of heaven. He saw radiant joy in her face, he saw the flowers beat against her dress in blue waves. The bushes above them closed. He stepped quickly forward and kissed her. Before she could speak, almost before she could feel, a voice called Lucy! Lucy! Lucy! The silence of life had been broken by Miss Bartlett, who stood brown against the view.  E.M. Forster

I have always known my mother as an agnostic, less certain than my father that the universe hadn’t been created by some great intelligence. But she would get even more annoyed than my father did when she thought that people were invoking God to do their jobs for them for example, when she saw a bus with a sticker saying Allah Protect Us. Elif Batuman

I’ve just been bitten on the neck by a vampire mosquito. Does that mean that when the night comes I will rise and be annoying? Vera Nazarian

I think that it’s interesting how shows like Walking Dead or even Game of Thrones, with all its fantasy elements, have become so popular. Sometimes, though, I get a little bit annoyed because the whole nerd thing taking over and is now cool, and it wasn’t cool when I was younger. AJ Lee

Everything I said he agreed with, which was trying, and his flute playing would make the deaf wince, but I think the real problem with Hyacinth was that he reminded me of myself. He read poetry. He flinched at loud noises. In addition to having no musical skills, he had no martial skills. He avoided any situation that might require physical effort on his part. Seeing him, I found it no wonder that my father despised me. Megan Whalen Turner

I’m really annoyed by the wave of country music that’s just a list of stuff. It almost sounds like L.A. people writing country music, because it’s just a list of stuff My pickup truck and my cowboy boots and my Levi’s jeans and my girlfriend with the short shorts. It’s so boring! Kathleen Hanna

I don’t like this. I know you don’t, my little spaetzel. But I am too worn out to run from both the police and your murderous twin, and Damian’s looking peaky, plus Christian did apologize for trying to kill us earlier. I wasn’t talking about that. It’s your lamentable habit of using completely unsuitable love names for me that gives me grief, Adrian groused. I am not a lambypie, nor am I a spaetzel. Katie MacAlister

I don’t care if a flight attendant is fat as long as she doesn’t sneak back to the galley for a gossip when she should be pushing down the food trolley. I get annoyed when the food trays are slapped down on my seat by bored and disinterested men and women. I look for warmth and comfort, not cold efficiency. Barkha Dutt

Nope! Gonna cut you off right there. The last time I listened to a Firebender talk about honor my ears nearly rotted off my skull. Had to kick him out of my bed with both feet.  F.C. Yee

I found that when I went to the ring as a bad guy, people hated that I took care of myself. That I went to the gym, that I had hair extensions, that I put makeup on. They hated that I was a girly girl. I thought, OK, I’m going to crank that up to 110 percent and make people really annoyed. Laurel Van Ness

I am going to throw my computer out the window. The Porg

If it’s all instruction, you get annoyed with it and bored, and you stop reading. If it’s all entertainment, you read it quite quickly, your heart going pitty pat, pitty pat. But when you finish, that’s it. You’re not going to think about it much afterward, apart from the odd nightmare. You’re not going to read that book again. Margaret Atwood

Smartass Disciple Master, that guy’s teaching is somehow annoying me. Master of Stupidity: Only as long as you stay tuned for pissed off channel. Toba Beta

Every so often, we women in film and TV get annoyed and frustrated. We kick up a fuss and make some gains. But then we become complacent, and things slide backwards again until the next generation comes up and gets frustrated again. Caitriona Balfe

Demaratus, being asked in a troublesome manner by an importunate fellow, Who was the best man in Lacedaemon? answered at last, He, Sir, that is the least like you.  Plutarch

Not a Mad Men guy. Never got into it. I’m kind of a contrarian that way. If something gets too popular too fast before I can get on it, I just get really annoyed. Everybody tells me I’m an idiot it’s supposed to be amazing. I saw some of the second season I loved it, but I was just detached. I didn’t get into it. D. J. Cotrona

Thinking about happy times on a Tuesday is like going to the beach when there is no sun. Alain Bremond

I hope to read a Harry Potter novel soon, to see what it’s all about. I admit to being annoyed that many good light fantasy writers have had trouble getting published, in England and elsewhere, when it is obvious the readers were waiting for us all along. Piers Anthony

Her favourite song was God Has Blotted Them Out, which was meant to be about sins, but really was about anyone who had ever annoyed her, which was everyone. She just didn’t like anyone and she just didn’t like life. Life was a burden to be carried as far as the grave and then dumped. Life was a Vale of Tears. Life was a pre death experience. Jeanette Winterson

I always performed when I was a child. My parents got very annoyed, because my brother and I had our little bedrooms upstairs, and I would plaster the house with posters with arrows pointing upstairs. Franka Potente

Don’t allow little things to annoy you. At best, you are poisoning your soul. At worst, you are poisoning everyone around you.  Wayne Gerard Trotman

I don’t do interviews at home any more because my wife doesn’t like having her taste in interiors put through the mill. And I get annoyed when journalists make snide remarks about the annoyingly pretentious shops in the neighbourhood because I hate them just as much. Sebastian Faulks

That irked the crap out of him, but maybe that’s just what happens when you get old. Everything’s so damned irksome. Luis Alberto Urrea

Online, you’re providing each other with the good aspects of being together as far as communication and support, but you don’t have to deal with the realities of paying bills together, or being annoyed when they leave the toilet seat up or don’t put the food away in the fridge. Nev Schulman

For many, God is the greatest annoyance because He has the answers for which we have no answer. Craig D. Lounsbrough

I feel like I owe it to the readers to try to pull back the veil and give them the honest version of what’s going on. But it’s not more fun. If Obama, as he does sometimes already, gets a little snippy with me about something I’ve written, you’re thinking, Oh God, the president of the United States is already annoyed with me. Maureen Dowd

There are few phrases that annoy me more than I won’t bite. The only line that pisses me off faster is when some drunk, ham faced dude in a bar sees me trying to get past him and barks Smile, it can’t be that bad!’ Yeah, actually, it can, jackwad. Gillian Flynn

What I do is spend too much time thinking. Most of the time I just walk around annoyed. Would I describe myself as relatively happy, I suppose, but society gets to me. And the people that have mastered life seem to not care, and then they die, and then the grenade goes off. Neill Blomkamp

We are not entitled to grumble and complain about pithy and petty little annoyances. Not even about big things! John M. Sheehan

In my life outdoors, I’ve observed that animals of almost any variety will stand in a windy place rather than in a protected, windless area infested with biting insects. They would rather be annoyed by the wind than bitten. Tim Cahill

You are sometimes the person who someone who seems, to you, to feel like killing themselves, feels like killing. Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I knew Quintessentially was a success when my father, who does a lot of business in Beirut, introduced himself to somebody and they said, Oh, do you know Ben Elliot? I’d really like to meet him. I remember him ringing me up, really annoyed. Ben Elliot

Go back to bed! He ordered, his eyebrows arched. He came towards me and snatched the bag out of my hand. I would have tried to take it back, if he wouldn’t have stuck his hand inside the bag and taken a chip out. I scowled at him before I slid off the stool and walked slowly back to the tube that would take me back to my dorm room. Bin Userkaf