27+ Best Beetlejuice Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Beetlejuice is a 1988 American fantasy comedy film directed by Tim Burton, produced by the Geffen Company, and distributed by Warner Bros. Profoundly inspirational beetlejuice quotes will challenge the way you think, change the way you live and transform your whole life.

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Famous Beetlejuice Quotes

It’s showtime Beetlejuice

What’s the good of being a ghost if you can’t frighten people away Barbara Maitland Beetlejuice

We come for your daughter, Chuck Beetlejuice

I know just as much about the supernatural as I do about interior design Otho, Beetlejuice

My whole life is a dark room. One big, dark room Lydia Deetz

Things seem pretty quiet Thank God you didn’t die in Italy Juno Beetlejuice

Barbara Maitland We’re very unhappy  Juno What did you expect, you’re dead

Don’t mind her. She’s still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister Otho Beetlejuice

Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose Beetlejuice

If you tell me what you do, I’ll tell you why my husband will fire you Delia Deetz, Beetlejuice

If I knew then what I know now I wouldn’t have had my little accident. Receptionist

You have got to take the upper hand in all situations or people, whether they’re dead or alive, will walk all over you Delia Deetz Beetlejuice

Whew! Thank you, thank you! That is why I won’t do two shows a night anymore, babe, I won’t, I won’t do em Beetlejuice

These aren’t my rules Come to think of it. I don’t have any rules Betelgeuse

Welcome to Winter River, museum of natural greed; a monument to the bored businessman! Come on a little closer! Step right up! Test your strength! Beetlejuice

I’ll eat anything you want me to eat. I’ll swallow anything you want me to swallow. But, come on down and I’ll chew on a dog! Arroooo! Betelgeuse

I’ll eat anything you want me to eat, I’ll swallow anything you want me to swallow! So, come on down, and I’ll chew on a dog! Beetlejuice

Go ahead, make my millennium Betelgeuse

I myself am strange and unusual Lydia Deetz

My whole life is a dark room. One big dark room Beetlejuice

 Adam Maitland What are your qualifications?

I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself can find a little action Beetlejuice

Ah. Well, I attended Juilliard. I’m a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I’ve seen the Exorcist 167 times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it. Not to mention the fact that you’re talking to a dead guy! Now, what do you think!? You think I’m qualified?

I’m the ghost with the most babe Beetlejuice