Beetlejuice is a 1988 American fantasy comedy film directed by Tim Burton, produced by the Geffen Company, and distributed by Warner Bros. Profoundly inspirational beetlejuice quotes will challenge the way you think, change the way you live and transform your whole life.
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Famous Beetlejuice Quotes
It’s showtime Beetlejuice
What’s the good of being a ghost if you can’t frighten people away Barbara Maitland Beetlejuice
We come for your daughter, Chuck Beetlejuice
I know just as much about the supernatural as I do about interior design Otho, Beetlejuice
My whole life is a dark room. One big, dark room Lydia Deetz
Things seem pretty quiet Thank God you didn’t die in Italy Juno Beetlejuice
Barbara Maitland We’re very unhappy Juno What did you expect, you’re dead
Don’t mind her. She’s still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister Otho Beetlejuice
Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose Beetlejuice
If you tell me what you do, I’ll tell you why my husband will fire you Delia Deetz, Beetlejuice
If I knew then what I know now I wouldn’t have had my little accident. Receptionist
You have got to take the upper hand in all situations or people, whether they’re dead or alive, will walk all over you Delia Deetz Beetlejuice
Whew! Thank you, thank you! That is why I won’t do two shows a night anymore, babe, I won’t, I won’t do em Beetlejuice
These aren’t my rules Come to think of it. I don’t have any rules Betelgeuse
Welcome to Winter River, museum of natural greed; a monument to the bored businessman! Come on a little closer! Step right up! Test your strength! Beetlejuice
I’ll eat anything you want me to eat. I’ll swallow anything you want me to swallow. But, come on down and I’ll chew on a dog! Arroooo! Betelgeuse
I’ll eat anything you want me to eat, I’ll swallow anything you want me to swallow! So, come on down, and I’ll chew on a dog! Beetlejuice
Go ahead, make my millennium Betelgeuse
I myself am strange and unusual Lydia Deetz
My whole life is a dark room. One big dark room Beetlejuice
Adam Maitland What are your qualifications?
I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself can find a little action Beetlejuice
Ah. Well, I attended Juilliard. I’m a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I’ve seen the Exorcist 167 times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it. Not to mention the fact that you’re talking to a dead guy! Now, what do you think!? You think I’m qualified?
I’m the ghost with the most babe Beetlejuice