Inspirational big lebowski quotes will fire up your brain and inspire you to look at life differently while making you laugh.
Powerful Collection of Most Famous Big Lebowski Quotes
Dude: I had a rough night and I hate the fing Eagles, man. Dude: Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man. Dude: The Dude abides. Dude: That rug really tied the room together. Walter: Shut the f up, [insert your friend’s name here]!
Walter: Forget it, [insert your friend’s name here], you’re out of your element!
Walter: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude.
Dude: My wife? [insert girl’s name]? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I’m fin married? The toilet seat’s up man! Walter: Am I the only one who gives a s about the rules?!
Walter: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with nail polish.
Dude: No, you’re not wrong [insert friend’s name here], you’re just an ahole. Dude: Nobody calls me [insert your name here], you got the wrong guy, I’m the dude, man. Walter: You are entering a world of pain Dude: This aggression will not stand man Walter: Were you listening to the Dude’s story, [insert friend’s name]? Walter: So then you have no frame of reference here, [insert friend’s name], You’re like a child who wonders in the middle of a movie. Dude: His dudeness, duder, or el dudorino Walter: Has the whole world gone crazy?!! Dude: At least I’m housebroken. Walter: 3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax, you’re g*dd*mn*d right I’m livin in the fin past! Walter: Calm down your being very undude. Dude: Hey, careful, man, there’s a beverage here! Stranger: Sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes, well, the bar eats you. Walter: I mean, say what you want about the tenants of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos. Dude: Strikes and gutters, ups and downs. Dude: Sooner or later you are going to have to face the fact that you’re a moron. Donny: I am the walrus Dude: If you’re not into the whole brevity thing. Walter: This is what happens when you f a stranger in the *ss!
Walter: F* it dude, lets go bowling.
The Dude: Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man
The Dude: I don’t need your sympathy, I need my Johnson
Dude: ” I can’t be worrying about that s***. Life goes on, man.”
Walter: “Have you ever heard of Vietnam [insert friend’s name]?
The Dude: “Ha hey, this is a private residence man.”
Walter: You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in Nam, of course.
Dude: Okay… just give me a minute. I gotta go find a cash machine…
Dude: They peed on my rug, man!
Walter: The ringer cannot look empty.
Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words?
Dude: Obviously, you are not a golfer!
Walter: Eight year olds, Dude.
Dude: Nice Mormont
Dude: I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening.
Dude: This is a very complicated case [insert friend’s name]. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous
Walter: [Insert friend’s name], this is not ‘nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
Walter: I don’t roll on Shabbos!
Dude: Mind if I do a J?
The Stranger: The Dude abides. I don’t know about you, but I take comfort in that. It’s good knowing he’s out there, the Dude, takin’ ‘er easy for all us sinners.
