50+ Best Big Lebowski Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Inspirational big lebowski quotes will fire up your brain and inspire you to look at life differently while making you laugh.

Powerful Collection of Most Famous Big Lebowski Quotes

Dude: I had a rough night and I hate the fing Eagles, man. Dude: Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man. Dude: The Dude abides. Dude: That rug really tied the room together. Walter: Shut the f up, [insert your friend’s name here]!

Walter: Forget it, [insert your friend’s name here], you’re out of your element!

Walter: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude.

Dude: My wife? [insert girl’s name]? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I’m fin married? The toilet seat’s up man! Walter: Am I the only one who gives a s about the rules?!

Walter: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with nail polish.

Dude: No, you’re not wrong [insert friend’s name here], you’re just an ahole. Dude: Nobody calls me [insert your name here], you got the wrong guy, I’m the dude, man. Walter: You are entering a world of pain Dude: This aggression will not stand man Walter: Were you listening to the Dude’s story, [insert friend’s name]? Walter: So then you have no frame of reference here, [insert friend’s name], You’re like a child who wonders in the middle of a movie. Dude: His dudeness, duder, or el dudorino Walter: Has the whole world gone crazy?!! Dude: At least I’m housebroken. Walter: 3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax, you’re g*dd*mn*d right I’m livin in the fin past! Walter: Calm down your being very undude. Dude: Hey, careful, man, there’s a beverage here! Stranger: Sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes, well, the bar eats you. Walter: I mean, say what you want about the tenants of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos. Dude: Strikes and gutters, ups and downs. Dude: Sooner or later you are going to have to face the fact that you’re a moron. Donny: I am the walrus Dude: If you’re not into the whole brevity thing. Walter: This is what happens when you f a stranger in the *ss!

Walter: F* it dude, lets go bowling.

The Dude: Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man

The Dude: I don’t need your sympathy, I need my Johnson

Dude: ” I can’t be worrying about that s***. Life goes on, man.”

Walter: “Have you ever heard of Vietnam [insert friend’s name]?

The Dude: “Ha hey, this is a private residence man.”

Walter: You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in Nam, of course.

Dude: Okay… just give me a minute. I gotta go find a cash machine…

Dude: They peed on my rug, man!

Walter: The ringer cannot look empty.

Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words?

Dude: Obviously, you are not a golfer!

Walter: Eight year olds, Dude.

Dude: Nice Mormont

Dude: I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening.

Dude: This is a very complicated case [insert friend’s name]. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous

Walter: [Insert friend’s name], this is not ‘nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

Walter: I don’t roll on Shabbos!

Dude: Mind if I do a J?

The Stranger: The Dude abides. I don’t know about you, but I take comfort in that. It’s good knowing he’s out there, the Dude, takin’ ‘er easy for all us sinners.

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