We use clever pick up lines as a way to strike a conversation and have a laugh. You may benefit from adding a bit of humor to your lines. You will get the inspiration to find the perfect cheesy lines and pun texts, you’re almost guaranteed to get a smile with hilarious pick up lines.
While conversation starters can help to build more of a connection, love messages will improve your bond.
Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!
What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella cheese? A cheesy pick up line.
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!
Are you French because Eiffel for you.
Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?
If happiness starts with “H” why does mine start with “U”?
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?
I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen!
Can I borrow your lips?
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams!
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!
Are you a cat because I’m feline a connection between us.
Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you’re the best a man can get!
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean. And I don’t mind being lost at sea!
Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be named the McGorgeous!
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Hilarious Pick Up Lines
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile!
I’m so lost. I was looking for your number.
Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.
I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a cutie!
I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
You’re so sweet, you’d put Hershey’s out of business!
Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to life by my side.
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!
Did you fall from the sky? Because you’re an angel.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
OMG. I was going to wear this exact same outfit tonight.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
Do you have an extra heart? You stole mine.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.
That shirt looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I.
There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.
The doctor said I’m sick because I’m lacking Vitamin U.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
Are you lost? Heaven is a long way from here.
You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.
I’m going to make you my boyfriend for the next five minutes. Let’s see how you like it.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person in the club. What should we do with their money?
Has anyone ever told you how beautiful my eyes are?
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.
Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!
They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card. ‘Cause I am totally checking you out!
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!
If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
I’ll give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it.
Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!
Did you swallow magnets? Cause you’ve been attracting me all night.
You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair!
Let us let only latex stand between our love.
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie!
Are you craving Pizza? Because I’d love to get a pizz-a you.
I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?
Are those pants on sale? Because they’re 100% off at my place!
Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?
Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together.
Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart.
You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.
You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
Can you pinch me, because you’re so fine I must be dreaming.
I may not be a photographer. But I can totally picture us together.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
You must be a magician. Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.
I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other.
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
If you were words on a page you’d be the fine print.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Are you a keyboard? Because you are my type.
Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d have one dollar. Because you never leave my mind.
Are you a magician? When I look at you everything disappears.
You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
Please call an ambulance, your beauty is killing me!
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
The only problem with your lips is that they’re too far away from mine.
Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.
Can you tell me what time you’ll unzip your pants, please?
Does your name start with “C” because I can C us together.
Can I have your car keys because you’re driving me crazy.
Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
Do you want to pet puppies together one day?
I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.
You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you? Me!
Your body is made up of 70% water… and I’m thirsty.
Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.
I lost my keys… Can I check your pants?
Are you the sun? I’m about to get a sunburn looking at you.
Do I have to sign for your package?
My phone is broken. It’s missing your number.
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.
Please don’t let this get to your head, but do you want some?
Pun Pick Up Lines
Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
My love for you is like dividing by zero– it cannot be defined.
Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen.
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.
You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
When God made you, he was showing off.
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
If you were a steak you would be well done.
Most people call me (your name), but you can call me tomorrow!
Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I’m asking for is one from you.
Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are as hot as hell.
Are you Cinderella? Cause’ I see that dress coming off at midnight!
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
