26+ Best Chris Farley Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Christopher Crosby Farley was an American actor and comedian. Farley was known for his loud, energetic comedic style, and was a member of Chicago’s Second City Theatre and later a cast member of the NBC sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live between 1990 and 1995. Profoundly inspirational Chris Farley quotes will get you through anything when the going gets tough and help you succeed in every aspect of life.

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Famous Chris Farley Quotes

I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It’s a battle for me, as far as weight and things like that. But I’m curbing them because I want to continue to do comedy, and the two don’t mix. So I try to fight those demons. — Chris Farley

I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem. — Chris Farley

Brothers don’t shake hands, brothers gotta HUG!!! — Chris Farley

I was in the Pritikin Center in Santa Monica once, trying to lose 30 or 40 pounds in a month. I’d work… on a treadmill and with the weights, but it was driving me nuts. So I escaped. Tom Arnold picked me up and we went to Le Dome and had tons of desserts. — Chris Farley

First off I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river. — Chris Farley

People need a time to laugh. It’s up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, ‘I may be bad, honey, but I’m not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.’ — Chris Farley

I remember one time when all the nuns in my Catholic grade school got around in a semicircle, me and Mom in the middle, and they said, ‘Mrs. Farley, the children at school are laughing at Christopher, not with him.’ I thought, ‘Who cares? As long as they’re laughing.’ — Chris Farley

I want to live fast and die young. — Chris Farley

People… need a time to laugh. It’s up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, ‘I may be bad, honey, but I’m not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.’ — Chris Farley

I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull’s ass but I’d rather take the butchers word for it. — Chris Farley

You gotta fight for your right to vote! — Chris Farley

His records did better after he got out of jail then they did before he went to jail. It helped his career. — Chris Farley

My first vision for this race was that maybe 500 people would show up. So thank you guys. This is awesome. — Chris Farley

Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes. — Chris Farley

Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I’m a human being like everyone else. I’m not exempt. — Chris Farley

We couldn’t register everybody. I’m thrilled by just the number of people here. The running community has really come together. — Chris Farley

Everybody understands that something has got to be done about this, … I knew I had to do something. — Chris Farley

I live in a van, down by the river! — Chris Farley

In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king. — Chris Farley

I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons. — Chris Farley

The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn’t a crazy glue sniffer. — Chris Farley

Everybody laughs when fatty falls down. — Chris Farley

I’m just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants — Chris Farley

Let me tell you why I suck as a sellman…. — Chris Farley

I used to think that you could get to a level of success where the laws of the universe didn’t apply. But they do. It’s still life on life’s terms, not on movie-star terms. I still have to work at relationships. I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons. — Chris Farley

Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it’s a neighborhood story. — Chris Farley

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