51+ Best Cookie Monster Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Cookie Monster is a Muppet on the long-running children’s television show Sesame Street. Profoundly inspirational Cookie Monster quotes will challenge the way you think, change the way you live and transform your whole life.

Famous Cookie Monster Quotes

C is for cookie that’s good enough for me. – Cookie Monster

Fruit… or Cookie… Fruit… Cookie… Me Cookie Monster! This No-Brainer! – Cookie Monster

Chocolate chip important to me… It mean whole lot to me… Om nom nom nom. – Cookie Monster

I’d give you a cookie, but I ate it. – Cookie Monster

Home is where heart is. Heart where cookie is. Math clear: home is cookie. – Cookie Monster

Sometimes me think, what is friend? And then me say: a friend is someone to share last cookie with. – Cookie Monster

Last call for cooooooookies! I don’t need you to pass up opportunity to eat cookies with me on Sesame Street! – Cookie Monster

Who care if me eat carrot or collard greens. Me also like broccoli and lettuce and lima beans. Me still cookie monster. That not a sham. – Cookie Monster

Me love poetry… and cookies! – Cookie Monster

Shhhhh! We’re at the library! No get furious, alright? Try not to get energized. Me not particular — simply give me box of cookies. – Cookie Monster

Me cookie monster. That all there is to it. Me love to eat cookie. Sometimes eat whole, sometimes me chew it. – Cookie Monster

Me want cookie! – Cookie Monster

I do my best to avI do my best to avoid dairy, particularly frozen yogurt. I’ve turned into a cookie monster at whatever point I need to mess around and eat something modest. – Cookie Monster

Dis year me concentrating on my self-care. When I need little love, me going to give meself cookie. – Cookie Monster

It’s my birthday today! Me going to celebrate with 2 cookie cakes! One cookie-molded cake, one cake-formed cookie. Consider every contingency. – Cookie Monster

Oh! No, no, no, no! Never eat cookies again. No! From now on, Me eat carrots. Yeah! And fish. And whole wheat bread. – Cookie Monster

Friend something better than chocolate ice cream… Maybe friend somebody you give up last cookie for. – Cookie Monster

Me Love to Eat Cookies. Sometimes eat whole, sometimes me chew it. – Cookie Monster

Om Nom Nom Nom – Cookie Monster

It da best holiday ever! Cheerful #NATIONALCOOKIEDAY to all me friends… be that as it may, above all, To me! Om nom! – Cookie Monster

Me wasn’t born with name Cookie Monster. It just nickname dat stuck. Me don’t remember me real name… Maybe it was Sidney? – Cookie Monster

Me just met you and this is crazy, but you got cookie, so share it maybe? – Cookie Monster

Onion rings are just vegetable donuts. – Cookie Monster

I spare me the most loved cookie audit for last… a cookie in the current style! Dis cookie is warm with melty chocolate chippies, however cold with a yummy dessert. Alright, now me slobbering. – Cookie Monster

In the event that you need assistance eating all dem cookies, I know a person! – Cookie Monster

This blue shirt I have is for all intents and purposes a similar shading as my pants, and looking all-blue is something just cookie monster can draw off. – Cookie Monster

That what wrong with the media today. All they have is questions, questions, questions. They never have cookies. – Cookie Monster

A year ago Telly spruced up as cookie for Halloween. I pursued him 6 squares till I understood it was simply ensemble! – Cookie Monster

Early bird gets the worm. But Cookie taste better than worm. So me sleep in. – Cookie Monster

Inspirational Cookie Monster Quotes

Today me will live in the moment, unless it’s unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie. – Cookie Monster

No get upset, okay? Don’t get excited. Me not fussy — just give me box of cookies. – Cookie Monster

Keep Calm & Eat Cookies. – Cookie Monster

Resist the urge to panic and eat Cookies. – Cookie Monster

Now what starts with the letter C?
Cookie starts with C
Let’s think of other things
That starts with C
Oh, who cares about the other things? – Cookie Monster

Hey you know what?
A round cookie with one bite out of it
Looks like a C
A round donut with one bite out of it
Also looks like a C
But it is not as good as a cookie
Oh and the moon sometimes looks like a C
But you can’t eat that, so – Cookie Monster

Pretty much everything here in little bowls you put in the big bowls, and then you, like, stir it up. – Cookie Monster

Cookie is like high five for stomach. – Cookie Monster

It’s good to be alive. – Cookie Monster

My tummy in despair. – Cookie Monster

You can quit subtracting now. – Cookie Monster

I always like to eat bacon and X. – Cookie Monster

Trust me. – Cookie Monster

Keeping myself up late this evening, each cookie in turn…. – Cookie Monster

When nothing goes right, go left. – Cookie Monster

Companion an option that is superior to anything chocolate dessert… Maybe companion someone you surrender last cookie for. – Cookie Monster

I wouldn’t trade you for all the cookies in the world. – Cookie Monster

My most loved shape is a circle, since I most loved sustenances are circles: pizzas, pies, and, obviously, cookies! – Cookie Monster

No! No! Cookies! Sorry, Cookie. Me cannot eat you ever… Say you talking, Cookie?… You crying, Cookie?…Hmmm. Well, Maybe sometime a cookie. – Cookie Monster

Me sparing pie for tomorrow. Today about cookies! – Cookie Monster

One cookie never enough. – Cookie Monster