47+ Best Cupcake Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Profoundly inspirational cupcake quotes will challenge the way you think, change the way you live and transform your whole life.

Famous Cupcake Quotes

Cupcake , you’ve been breaking my heart for as long as I’ve known you — Janet Evanovich

You’re such a cupcake. — Janet Evanovich

Being pregnant was the healthiest I’ve ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes. — Ashlee Simpson

What are their names? Psycho and Killer? He shook his head. Cupcake and Twinkie. My mouth dropped open. You’re kidding. A grin flitted across his lips. Afraid not. If naming them after dessert snacks had been Miss Marva’s attempt to make them seem cute, it wasn’t working. — Lisa Kleypas

Oh no, if you really want to be wicked to him, nuke it first. (Geary) Yeah, but given his reaction to the cupcake, that might overload his taste buds with pleasure and kill him. (Tory) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon That night he had a stomach ache. — Eric Carle

Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. — Bob Thaves

All my clients eat. Madonna has a very healthy appetite. She doesn’t eat processed food, she’s very conscious of the quality of the things she eats but she has treats – she loves cupcakes. — Tracy Anderson

All right cupcakes listen up! — Rick Riordan

You know, I told him,if you don’t know how to eat a cupcake, that’s nothing to be ashamed of. Now he did smile. I know how to eat a cupcake. Sure you do. I do, he said. I just don’t want one of those. Yeah? Prove it. — Sarah Dessen

Things are tough all over, cupcake, an’ it rains on the just an’ the unjust alike…except in California. — Alan Moore

I eat cupcakes and I don’t work out! But if you ask me in 10 years, I’m going to regret answering that way now. I don’t even drink water, I’m terrible! I’m 24 now, so I guess I’ve been very, very lucky that it doesn’t show that I like to eat. I should probably start working out I guess… — Blake Lively

Babe, Ranger said. You’re looking a little strung out. Is there anything I should know? I’m on a sugar withdrawal. I’ve given up desert and it’s all I can think about. That had been true five minutes ago. Now that Ranger was standng in front of me I was thinking a cupcake wasn’t what I actually needed. Maybe I can help you get your mind off doughnuts, Ranger said. My mouth dropped open, and I think some drool might have dribbled out. — Janet Evanovich

Happy birthday,” she said. “And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake. — Rachel Caine

We do have a love fest [at home]. It’s like, ‘I’m making you a cupcake.’ Then it’s like, ‘Well, I made you a cake.’ And it’s like, ‘Well I made you a cake with a cupcake on top and candles.’ — Dianna Agron

I wore a pink Betsey Johnson dress to my prom, and I pretty much looked like a pink cupcake. I loved that dress! — Sarah Gadon

I love to bake, especially cupcakes. I’m really good at it. — Kim Kardashian

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. — Carmen Electra

Some people… some people like cupcakes Exclusively, while myself, I say, There is naught nor ought there be nothing So exalted on the face of god’s grey Earth as that prince of foods… the muffin! — Frank Zappa

True Love. I’m starting to suspect the concept is pure illusion, an insipid brand name manufactured by Hallmark and Disney.” — Cupcake — Rachel Cohn

Claudia knew that she could never pull off the old-fashioned kind of running away. That is, running away in the heat of anger with a knapsack on her pack. She didn’t like discomfort; even picnics were untidy and inconvenient: all those insects and the sun melting the icing on the cupcakes. Therefore, she decided that her leaving home would not be just running from somewhere but would be running to somewhere. — E. L. Konigsburg

Hostess Bakery plants shut down due to a workers’ strike. It was split up. The State Department hired all the Twinkies, the Secret Service hired all the HoHos, the generals are sleeping with the Cupcakes and the voters sent all the Ding Dongs to Congress. — Argus Hamilton

You can run, but you can’t hide, Cupcake. Morelli said. I’ll find you. You are such a cop. Tell me about it. — Janet Evanovich

All right, cupcakes. You are about to see the Grand Canyon. Try not to break it. The skywalk can hold the weight of seventy jumbo jets, to you featherweights should be safe out there. If possible, try to avoid pushing each other over the edge, as that would cause me extra paperwork. — Rick Riordan

Are you crazy? Flirting with Eli Stock in front of Belissa Norwood, in Belissa Norwood’s house, while eating Belissa Norwood’s cupcakes? — Sarah Dessen

These are my wakeup cupcakes, some anti-depressants, and a cell phone book — Courtney Love

About that proposal, cupcake… Morelli — Janet Evanovich

I’m not Tom Cruise. I don’t have to look that good. I’m always going to have a problem because I’m thought of as someone edgy, but I’m not. I’m a cupcake. — Lance Henriksen

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes — Paul Simon

I definitely gravitate towards things like vegetables, chicken, brown rice, but I don’t deprive myself of anything. If I want a Sprinkles cupcake, I’m having a Sprinkles cupcake. But I’m not going to have one every day… you just have to have a sensible outlook on all of it. — Abigail Spencer

Cupcake, your middle name is trouble. — Janet Evanovich

I’ll never turn down a red velvet cupcake. — Shay Mitchell

Do you want me to call you Celery Stick instead of Cupcake or Honey-Pie? It just doesn’t inspire the same warm and fuzzy feelings. — Richelle Mead

I am not a fan of the cupcake image. This idea that you can distract a girl with something frivolous like a cake or shoes or handbags, and she won’t be a threat to men. — Joanna Trollope

Sugar does make people happy, but then you fall off the edge after a few minutes, so I’ve really pretty much cut it out of my diet. Except for cupcakes. I like those. — David Lynch

Im wearing an outfit that looks just like a cupcake … a pink frothy blouse, low cut … everything a little inappropriately girlie … Pink, pink, lot of pink, … Out of Practice. — Jennifer Tilly

Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin. — Brian P. Cleary

No! I don’t want to Ouija, or do the pendulum thing, and I swear if I see one tarot card or rune stone I’ll yack cupcake all over you. (Grace) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

America is an enormous frosted cupcake in the middle of millions of starving people. — Gloria Steinem

There’s such a buildup of crud in my oven, there’s only room to bake a single cupcake. — Phyllis Diller

I checked my phone messages. Three in all. The first was from Joe. “Hey, Cupcake.” That was it. That was the whole message. The second was from Ranger. “Yo.” Ranger made Joe look like a chatterbox. — Janet Evanovich

Coach Hedge shouted, ‘Let the movie star go, you big ugly cupcake! Or I’m gonna plant my hoof right up your… — Rick Riordan

Frank stared at her. But you throw Ding Dongs at monsters. Iris looked horrified. Oh, they’re not Ding Dongs. She rummaged under the counter and brought out a package of chocolate covered cakes that looked exactly like Ding Dongs. These are gluten-free, no-sugar-added, vitamin-enriched, soy-free, goat-milk-and-seaweed-based cupcake simulations. All natural! Fleecy chimed in. I stand corrected. Frank suddenly felt as queasy as Percy. — Rick Riordan

That’s it, cupcake. You’re going down. — Rick Riordan

New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani fired his wife, Donna Hanover, as official hostess of the mayor’s mansion last weekend. He’s got his own idea of what a hostess should be. He wants a little cupcake. — Argus Hamilton

Subsisting on a diet drawn from one food group isn’t healthy or gratifying. Even eating cupcakes 24/7 eventually would get old! — Jenna McCarthy

How you going to stop me, cupcake? Hit me with your book bag? If I have to. — Rachel Caine

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