75+ Best Dental Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Profoundly inspirational dental quotes will challenge the way you think, and make your life worth living.

Famous Dental Quotes

Every tooth in a man’s head is more valuable than a diamond. Miguel de Cervantes

I’ve been to the dentist a thousand times so I know the drill I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair But somehow I still get the chills. Owl City

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. Thomas Fuller

A well made turtleneck sweater will keep you warm, cozy, and protected from the cold. Your gums do the same thing for your teeth. Nadine Artemis

For there was never yet a philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently. William Shakespeare

No One Can Take Our Smiles Away When Dental Decay is Kept Miles Away. Prof. Dr. ninad moon

Blessed are those who can hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists. Ann Landers

Get tips on how you can take care of teeth of your kids and prevent teeth damage by taking safety steps. George Pegios

A smile remains the most inexpensive gift. Og Mandino

Mouths that insist on sweet things will hardly escape the bitter experience of dental disfiguring. Vincent Okay Nwachukwu

I didn’t want to be an actress. I wanted to be a dentist, but you never know what life will bring you. Sofia Vergara

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. Johnny Carson

I was created to create beautiful smiles. Mosman Dental Clinic

We have this culture of financialization. People think they need to make money with their savings rather with their own business. So you end up with dentists who are more traders than dentists. A dentist should drill teeth and use whatever he does in the stock market for entertainment. Nassim Nicholas Taleb

But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. Morgan Freeman

I keep pushing for the Crest Whitestrips thing. I get so many compliments on how white my teeth are, but I have to say it’s not because of my brushing skills. It’s from Crest Whitestrips, and that’s the honest truth. I don’t believe in going to the dentist and paying for whitening. Jill Wagner

There is no weaponry in the feminine armoury to which men are so vulnerable as they are to a smile. Dorothy Dix

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. Rodney Dangerfield

If you’ve put a smile on someone’s face today, you’ve done more good than you know. Richelle E. Goodrich

Now, most dentist’s chairs go up and down, don’t they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought This is unusual. And the dentist said to me Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet. Tim Vine

When I was in sixth grade I wrote my first sketch, The Dentist. I played the dentist what can go wrong at the dentist. Trey Parker

I wanted to be a dentist when I was younger. But then I started to get big and realized that my hands were so big, I’d kind of scare the little kids away. Greg Oden

In diagnosis, think of the easy first. Martin H Fischer

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. Joseph Heller

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. Herb Caen

I’m so glad I’m not a dentist. How many times does someone say, Oh, Doc, it felt so good when you were drilling my teeth? Never. But when you give someone a wonderful cookie, you put a little of yourself in, and you see someone’s face light up that’s immediate approval. Paula Deen

If Alien was my friend, I’d like to be with him when he went to the dentist. Jack Handy

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. Vicki Lawrence

She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth. Benjamin Franklin

Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth. Joseph Barbera

I always notice a person’s smile. I’m a dental hygienist. Winifred Hervey

Low income people, racial or ethnic minorities, pregnant women, seniors, people with special needs, people in rural areas  they all have a much harder time accessing a dentist than other groups of Americans. Bernie Sanders

Good dental care doesn’t make you a good student, but if your tooth hurts, it’s hard to be a good student. Geoffrey Canada 

All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day. Evelyn Waugh

Don’t take life too seriously! Nobody gets out alive anyway. Smile. Dawn Gluskin

Dentistry was an ego trip, and acting is a personal need. Usually it’s the reverse, and I honestly don’t think I had the talent in my hands to be a good dentist. Larry Wilcox

Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing. Mother Teresa

When my husband turned 40, I was obsessed. Has he had his medical checkup? He needed to go to the doctor; he needed to go to the dentist. Any little cough, I was really on him. Then he turned 40, and I thought, Maybe that’s why I’ve been so obsessed with his health! Cate Blanchett

Some people who can skirt precipices without a tremor have a strong dread of the dentist’s chair. C.C. Gaither

With great difficulty, I persuaded my dentist to saw one of my teeth level with the others. He thought it might kill the tooth, but it didn’t. I wanted it done because I was doing a lot of television with food and I saw myself eating with these horrible crooked teeth. Prue Leith

You’re never fully dressed without a smile. Martin Charnin

Look, if you have somebody who doesn’t have health insurance, who doesn’t have a doctor or dentist, and in order to deal with their cold or flu or dental problem, they go to an emergency room  in general, that visit will cost ten times more than walking into a community health center. Bernie Sanders

Whether you have teeth or not, smile! Because our world always needs a smile! Mehmet Murat İldan

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one’s ever had. Tom Petty

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling calm face. Manoj Arora

Everything is very expensive in Iceland, so I got some things done in India in the two months I was here. I visited the dentist, the optician, the tailor. When I go home, I’ll have a new smile, a new wardrobe, and spectacles. Hallgrimur Helgason

You should avoid sweets. After all, you just signed away your dental insurance. Tony Kushner

I don’t remember deciding to become a writer. You decide to become a dentist or a postman. For me, writing is like being gay. You finally admit that this is who you are, you come out and hope that no one runs away. Mark Haddon

Dental hygiene is the study of preventive oral healthcare including the management of behaviors to prevent oral disease. Michele Leonardi Darby

My father wanted me to be a dentist like him, or any doctor, really. There was this attitude of, The civil rights movement was not about you being an artist. Amy Sherald

I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. Martin H Fischer

Put you energy into music. If it fails you, you can become an accountant or a dentist. And then if you become a dentist or an accountant, it’s too late to become a musician afterwards. Peter Tork

No one would disagree that it would be better to maintain oral health throughout life. Wiley Blackwell

I find it irresponsible to go, She’s an actress, what does she know? That means if you’re a dentist, what do you know? If you’re a lawyer, what do you know? It’s our profession, it’s what we do. It’s not who we are. Eva Longoria

I was a left handed dentist who made people cry. Casey Stengel

Some people can be president, some people can speak, some people, you know, anything that’s positive, man a dentist, a doctor. Just hang in there and never give up, and find out what is your talent. First you got to find your talent and just stick with your talent, and I guarantee you’ll get there, man. Juicy J

When he smiles it’s as if you’ve just told him the first joke on earth. Mitch Albom

When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, The Dentist. I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything. Trey Parker

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. Mae West

For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers are able to learn a living from their work that is equivalent to the living earned by the average dentist or accountant. Russell Banks

I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought? Agatha Christie

I am so stressed that my dentist told me I am grinding my teeth due to stress. So, every evening, I get shooting pain from my jaw to my head. Alia Bhatt

Hair is the first thing. And teeth the second. Hair and teeth. A man got those two things, he’s got it all. James Brown

Theses officers were good friends, so it must have been a terrible argument, because the one who played chess with my father was so angry that he walked over to the dentist’s house and got the dentist out of bed and shot him. Bruno Schulz

His smile bore the same relation to a real smile as false teeth do to real teeth. Rebecca West

My father would tell anyone who would listen that this dentist thing he was doing was not his passion; cinematography was. Lasse Hallstrom

The role of a dentist is to preserve and prevent oral diseases of teeth, gum and jaws and supporting structures. Vijay Tare

It’s a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. Rick Baker

My dentist is actually a highly technical specialist, constantly experimenting with the latest dental research. The equipment he has makes my old dentist look prehistoric. Joelle Carter

It’s funny because I want my teeth to be, like, neon Real Housewives white, but mine have stopped taking to teeth whitening. When I talk to my dentist, I’m like, They can be that white, and he’s like, Veneers can be that white. Chrissy Teigen

Dentistry is the science and art of preventing and controlling the dental disease. Vijay Tare

Be it a trip to the dentist, getting an injection or even coming home with a good report card, my reward always had to be a book. I didn’t care much for anything else. Sonam Kapoor

No one can take our smiles away when dental decay is kept miles away. Prof. Dr. Ninad Moon

I get sensationalism, I get gossip, I understand that. If I’m at the dentist, I’ll flip through those magazines as well. But it’s especially annoying when it’s something that is too much. Kylie Minogue