48+ Best Dentist Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Dentist is a person whose job is treating people’s teeth. Profoundly inspirational dentist quotes will fire up your brain and inspire you to look at life differently while making you laugh.

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Famous Dentist Quotes

It was a sweet smile, but it hid menace, like the kind dentists gave. – Andy Paine

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie. – Rodney Dangerfield

A dentist is only half the doctor he claims to be. – Joshua Ferriss

An aching tooth is better out than in. – Richard Baxter

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. – George Bernard Shaw.

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. – Thomas Fuller.

Every tooth in a man’s head is more valuable than a diamond. – Miguel de Cervantes

Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you. – Soupy Sales

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. – Unknown

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. – Herb Caen

A genuine smile comes from the heart, but a healthy smile needs good dental care. ― Wayne Chirisa

The only people who need degrees are dentists and brain surgeons. – David Hockney

Brush your teeth every day, to keep dentist away. – Unknown

Be nice to your dentist. He has filling too. – Unknown

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. – Ambrose Bierce

Got teeth? Thank your dentist. – Unknown

Cavities don’t scare us! – Unknown

Dentists are medical professionals who help you put your money where your mouth is. – Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. – Helen Rowland

She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth. – Benjamin Franklin

I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities. – Rodney Dangerfield

Even if you aren’t hungry, the worst thing you can be told after a dentist appointment is: ‘You can’t eat for 30 minutes. – Unknown

My dentist’s business card says, Teeth are the windows to the soul. – Jimmy Fallon

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. – Joseph Heller

The nations morals are like its teeth, the more decayed they are the more it hurts to touch them. – George Bernard Shaw

Never open your mouth, unless you’re in the dentist chair. – Sammy Gravano

I am as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth. – Unknown

Dental hygienist – sweet enough to make you smile, skilled enough to protect it! – Unknown

If you enjoy shaming people, I suggest dentistry as a profession. – Unknown

You don’t have to brush all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep. – Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. – George D. Prentice

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon’s appointments. – Steven Wright

A dentist gets to the root of the problem. – Anonymous

Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth. – Joseph Barbera

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. – Johnny Carson

Some tortures are physical and some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental. – Ogden Nash

I wonder if there’s such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities! – Charles M. Schulz

Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists. – Ann Landers

I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry. – Casey Stengel

I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist. – Taylor Caldwell

My dentist is actually a highly technical specialist, constantly experimenting with the latest dental research. The equipment he has makes my old dentist look prehistoric. – Joelle Carter

I won’t have to brush my teeth or floss tonight. Any food trapped in my teeth got knocked out. – Charles Thomas

Good dental care doesn’t make you a good student, but if your tooth hurts, it’s hard to be a good student. – Geoffrey Canada

When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist. – Kevin Myers

Smile, it lets your teeth breathe. – Anonymous

Trips to the dentist I like to postpone that kind of thing. – Johnny Depp

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. – Martin H. Fischer

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist’s office would be full of luminous ideas. – Mason Cooley

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