50+ Best Dentist Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Dentist is a person whose job is treating people’s teeth. Profoundly inspirational dentist quotes will fire up your brain and inspire you to look at life differently while making you laugh.

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Famous Dentist Quotes

Every tooth in a man’s head is more valuable than a diamond. Miguel de Cervantes

Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth. Joseph Barbera

Smile, it lets your teeth breathe Author Unknown

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. Johnny Carson

Blessed are those who can hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists, Ann Landers

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental. Ogden Nash

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. Mallory Hopkins

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. Ambrose Bierce

There is no weaponry in the feminine armoury to which men are so vulnerable as they are to a smile. Dorothy Dix

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist’s office would be full of luminous ideas. Mason Cooley

She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth. Benjamin Franklin

It was a sweet smile, but it hid menace, like the kind dentists gave. Andy Paine

You’re never fully dressed without a smile. Martin Charnin

Hair is the first thing. And teeth the second. Hair and teeth. A man got those two things, he’s got it all. James Brown

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon’s appointments. Steven Wright

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie. Rodney Dangerfield

Cleaning with dogs in the house is like brushing your teeth with Oreos. Author Unknown

An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain. Richard Baxter

I wonder if there’s such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities! Charles M. Schulz

You don’t have to brush your teeth, just the ones you want to keep. Author Unknown

An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain. Richard Baxter

Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists. Ann Landers

I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist. Taylor Caldwell

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. Martin H. Fishcer

I won’t have to brush my teeth or floss tonight. Any food trapped in my teeth got knocked out. Charles Thomas

Good dental care doesn’t make you a good student, but if your tooth hurts, it’s hard to be a good student. Geoffrey Canada

A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks. Charles Gordy

When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist. Kevin Myers

Be true to your teeth and they won’t be false to you. Soupy Sales

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. George D. Prentice

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. George Bernard Shaw

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. Martin H. Fischer

Brush your teeth everyday, To keep dentist away. Anonymous

A dentist gets to the root of the problem. Anonymous

A smile remains the most inexpensive gift I can bestow on anyone and yet its powers can vanquish kingdoms. Og Mandido

I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry. Casey Stengel

My dentist is actually a highly technical specialist, constantly experimenting with the latest dental research. The equipment he has makes my old dentist look prehistoric. Joelle Carter

Smile, it lets your teeth breathe. Anonymous

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. Mark Twain

Trips to the dentist I like to postpone that kind of thing. Johnny Depp

No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought? Agatha Christie

You mean people pay you to do this to them? I thought you had captured these people and brought them here against their will! How do I become a dentist? Michael Buckley

If you have more cavities that you have teeth, then you’ve led a sweet’ life. Stanley Victor Paskavich

Lying through your teeth does not count as flossing’. – Author Unknown

It seemed far more reasonable to belong to a species that had evolved natural tooth replacement than to belong to one that had developed the dental profession. Elisabeth Tova Bailey

Good looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters. Douglas Coupland

My father told me what it used to feel like, waiting in the dentist’s office. Every time the nurse opened the door you thought, It’s happening. The thing I’ve been afraid of all my life. Philip K. Dick

A gold tooth is to some blacks, what braces are to all whites. Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing. Mother Theresa

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