50+ Best Donut Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Doughnot is a small, circular cake, fried in hot fat, either with a hole in the middle or filled with jam. Profoundly inspirational donut quotes will fire up your brain and encourage you to look at life differently while making you laugh.

If you’re searching for good food quotes that perfectly capture what you’d like to say or just want to feel inspired yourself, browse through an amazing collection of popular honey quotes, powerful baking quotes and famous cookie quotes.

Famous Donut Quotes

The game has officially been changed. Dick Tate

If you really taste a doughnut, it’s pretty disgusting. They taste of grease. Ruth Reichl

Life is short, eat more donuts! Amanda Hugenkiss

And the donut just stood there with a glazed expression. Miles A. Head

Sure, beauty has the power to excite men. But so does a box of donuts. Susan Jane Gilman

I hate when I think I’m buying organic vegetables and when I get home I discover they’re just regular donuts. Gery Attrick

Whether you take the doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit. Haruki Murakami 

All you need is love and donuts. Hugh Raye

My favorite thing about the human body is that we’re all basically doughnuts. Tyler Oakley

For a second I forgot the word ‘donut’ and called them ‘sugar bagels.’ I’m never speaking again. Joe King

Oh donuts … how I love your curves and all your edges… all your perfect imperfections. Rhoda Camel

Donuts are cheaper than therapy.  Eura Snotball

Discretion, like the hole in a doughnut, does not exist except as an area left open by a surrounding belt of restriction. It is, therefore, a relative concept. Ronald Dworkin

If love eats the donut, does time eat the hole? Tom Robbins

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking for it to be a donut. Reg Oyce

Amazing Donut Quotes

Love Life Donuts. I.C. Freely

Donuts are my love language. Bea O’ Problem

You need to understand the difference between want and need. Like I want abs, but I need donuts. Drew A. Head

As you ramble on through life, Brother, Whatever be your goal, Keep your eye upon the doughnut, And not upon the hole. Margaret Atwood

Donut panic! Lois Price

Donut kill my vibe. Rick O’Shea

With a doughnut in each hand, anything is possible. Jameela Jamil

Some people aren’t good at anything. Some people just really like donuts. Lisa Graff

Donuts are like people. They come in different sizes. If only they had sprinkles. Imma Hog

I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was, ‘I bet a donut wouldn’t have done this to me.’ Don Keigh

Reality is like a doughnut: Everything that is good and funny and juicy is outside the center, which is just emptiness. Olga Tokarczuk

I’m not going to work in a place where I can’t eat donuts. Kristen Ashley

An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut. George Jean Nathan

Indeed, it is a proven mathematical theorem that a doughnut is topologically distinct from a sphere. Simon Singh

I’d rather get a hot dog or a doughnut than write a song. John Prine

A flute without holes is not a flute. A donut without a hole is a Danish. Chevy Chase

If you stop eating donuts you will live 3 years longer. It’s just 3 more years that you want a donut. Lewis Black

A donut is happiness with sprinkles on top. Hap E. Ness

Whatever sprinkles your donuts. Heywood U Cuddleme

I just need like a 4-hour nap, a coffee, and 3 donuts. Also, can we scratch the whole adult thing today? Arty Fischel

I don’t care about the weight. You know, I’m lucky; I’m one of those people I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat. Louis C. K.

Top Donut Quotes

New mysteries. New day. Fresh doughnuts. David Lynch

A doughnut does not creep up on you. Katie Hopkins

A new study found that Americans are exercising more than ever but still not losing much weight. Not good in fact, it’s all I could think about on my jog to Dunkin’ Donuts. Jimmy Fallon

You go into any doughnut shop and look at three cops having coffee, I guarantee I look like one of them. Dean Norris

The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole. Oscar Wilde

Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do? Matt Groening

After having a real baby, I was sitting on a doughnut for a month.  Katie Lowes

Everything is better with donuts. Robyn Banks

Eat more hole foods. AKA donuts. Polly C. Holder

Krispy Kreme Doughnuts would be the best way to go. Jennifer Asbenson

Mmm… donuts. Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

I still take my own lunches to work. That way I can control what I’m eating, as opposed to another doughnut. Marianne Jean-Baptiste

America is at war. Go eat a donut. Chris Pratt

You donut know how much I love you. Holly Wood

So I went in this cheap-looking restaurant and had doughnuts and coffee. Only, I didn’t eat the doughnuts. I couldn’t swallow them too well. The thing is, if you get very depressed about something, it’s hard as hell to swallow. J.D. Salinger

When you kinda want abs, but you kinda wanna eat 17 donuts and 3 large pizzas. Al E. Gater

I owe it all to little chocolate donuts. John Belushi

Fresh popcorn is near impossible to resist, second only to fresh doughnuts. Shannon Wiersbitzky

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