28+ Best Donut Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Profoundly inspirational donut quotes will fire up your brain and encourage you to look at life differently while making you laugh.

Famous Donut Quotes

I eat like no other; it drives everyone crazy. I eat donuts three times a day, and I probably go through four Mountain Dews a day. I’m on, like, a sugar high at all times, pretty much. — Britt Robertson

We continually strive to make Dunkin’ Donuts chains more accessible to our on-the-go customers who rely on their daily cup of coffee. — W. S. Gilbert

We make our own icing with powdered sugar, shortening, chocolate and flavorings. The sugared ones we while they’re hot and the iced ones when they’re cool, … Sometimes the donuts don’t come out perfect enough to sell. We eat those. — Linda Warren

Dunkin’ Donuts iced coffee provides a great pick-me-up any time of day, any time of year. — W. S. Gilbert

We have muffins and donuts that have been prepared with the syrup and fresh syrup will be offered for the pancakes. — Laura Smith

If love eats the donut, does time eat the hole? — Tom Robbins

Dunkin’ Donuts saw great success after rolling out Turbo Ice coffee last summer. We found our young adult consumers really enjoyed a refreshing drink that also gave them a great pick-me-up. We noticed a growing demand for this concept to be combined with our hot coffee. Turbo Hot allows our customers to enjoy warming up with a hot cup of the Dunkin’ Donuts coffee they love, and still get the fuel they now count on. — W. S. Gilbert

I want to start a Dunkin’ Donuts in Los Angeles. I already have the perfect location picked out. It would be the old Tower Records buildings on Sunset. — John Krasinski

I was sacked from Dunkin’ Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers. — Madonna Ciccone

The Supreme Omelet reflects our culinary team’s desire to raise the bar on the quality and variety of food choices available in the quick-service industry, changing expectations about what is possible in a quick meal, whether in a restaurant or on the go. There’s no better way to start your morning than with the delectable taste of our breakfast sandwiches. Our customers crave our breakfast sandwiches for one reason — they taste great. And we think our customers will be especially pleased with the new Supreme Omelet. In fact, the Supreme Omelet scored higher in consumer taste testing than any other Dunkin’ Donuts breakfast sandwich. — W. S. Gilbert

We need someone with big bucks to go in there to make Michael’s into substantive real estate, and I’m pleased that Dunkin’ Donuts has enough money to go in there and make those changes. I think a lot of people are apprehensive, but I don’t think they have thought it through. They don’t want Dunkin’ Donuts, they want someone else, but we can’t get someone else who would be willing to redo the building. I was afraid that it was going to be turned into a real estate office, and that would be very terrible. — Ken Wright

I admit, Morgan said with another withering look, it’s no donut. — Jim Butcher

Right now, I’m working with Super Bakery and we manufacture nutritional donuts called Super Donuts. — Franco Harris

If you’re talking about how you promoted synergy in an organization, that could mean you just got everybody together for donuts twice a week. — Erin McKean

People are fans of Dunkin’ Donuts. They have a relationship with the company, they go there every day. Dunkin’ Donuts is using Twitter to communicate with those people. There are people who are finding value in that. There’s thousands of people, I don’t know how many thousands now, following Dunkin’ Donuts. — Evan Williams

All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes — Tom Waits

It feels great to be home — do you guys want any coffee or donuts — I haven’t had breakfast yet, — Martha Stewart

The attraction is that Dunkin’ Donuts has made coffee a dessert item. — Marcia Mogelonsky

Go Chase A Donut. -Percy Jackson. — Rick Riordan

I will not hang donuts on my person — O. J. Simpson

I would not support a McDonald’s, a Burger King or a Dunkin’ Donuts at that site, but this is a restaurant, really. I wish they had waiters and waitresses so it would be a little easier for us to classify it, but for lack of a better term, they’re calling it fast food. — Alderman Galvin

You can’t just take an aspirin and sit around and have 12 donuts and think, ‘I took my aspirin so I’m not going to have a heart attack.’ It’s really important each person take personal responsibility for their health. You can’t keep thinking that someone else is going to take care of it. You have to be part of the solution. — Corbin Bernsen

If my colleagues stop eating donuts and are more active, it saves me money on next year’s insurance premium, and I get to work with people who have more energy and creativity each day. Yet most organizations fail to make health a cultural priority. Instead, they treat healthcare like any other expense. — Tom Rath

America is at war. Go eat a donut. — Chris Pratt

They are bearcrawls … a bearclaw is a donut. — Jillian Michaels

I think Dunkin’ Donuts is going to go at over 10 times EBITDA (earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization) before it is done, — Greg Brenneman

There are people who could watch a hurricane like Sandy blow out of the Atlantic every other day and blame it on anything but human activity. They are like those who, having been diagnosed with diabetes, eat donuts for breakfast. There’s not much to do about them. — Michael Specter

Anyhow, the hole in the donut is at least digestible. — H. L. Mencken

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