36+ Best Elf Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Inspirational elf quotes will fire up your brain and inspire you to look at life differently while making you laugh.

Powerful Collection of Most Famous Elf Quotes

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear. – Buddy

I am a cotton-headed ninny muggins! – Buddy

Well, there are some things you should know. First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn’t free candy. – Santa

You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card. – Buddy

So, good news…I saw a dog today.” – Buddy

I just like to smile. Smiling’s my favorite. – Buddy

I’m sorry I ruined your lives and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR. – Buddy

Son of a nutcracker! – Buddy

It’s just nice to meet another human who shares my affinity for elf culture. – Buddy

There’s room for everyone on the Nice List! – Buddy

Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color? – Buddy answering the phone

I planned out our whole day. First we make snow angels for two hours, and then we’ll go ice skating, and then we’ll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie Dough as fast as we can, and then to finish, we’ll snuggle. – Buddy

Then I traveled through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, past the sea of twirly-swirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel. – Buddy

I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands. – Buddy

SANTA! Oh my God! Santa, here?! I know him! I know him! – Buddy

You stink! You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa. – Buddy

I’m singing! I’m in a store and I’m singing! – Buddy

Does somebody need a hug?”- Buddy

You sit on a throne of lies! – Buddy

Have you seen this toilets? They’re ginormous! – Buddy

Not now, Arctic Puffin! – Buddy

I love you! I love you! I LOVE YOU! – Buddy

Of course you’re not [an elf]. You’re six-foot-three and had a beard since you were 15. – Leon the Snowman

Bye Buddy, hope you find your dad! – Mr. Narwhal

What about Santa’s cookies? I suppose parents eat those, too? – Buddy

He’s an angry elf. – Buddy

I’m in love, I’m in love and I don’t care who knows it. – Buddy

I think you’re beautiful and I feel really warm when I am around you and my tongue swells up. – Buddy

Oh, it’s not a costume. I’m an elf. Well, technically, I’m a human, but I was raised by elves. – Buddy

If you can sing alone, you sing in front of other people. There’s no difference. – Buddy

I painted a picture of a butterfly! – Buddy

What’s more vulnerable than a peach? – Morris

Francisco! That’s fun to say! Francisco. – Buddy

He must be a South Pole elf. – Buddy

This place reminds me of Santa’s Workshop. Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me. – Buddy

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup. – Buddy