83+ Best Embarrassing Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Profoundly inspirational embarrassing quotes will encourage you to think a little deeper than you usually would and broaden your perspective.

Famous Embarrassing Quotes

Life is a series of embarrassing moments which leave you feeling alone in your confusion and shame. Miranda

My God, thank you. Thank you very much. I’m almost embarrassed by the response, but when I see this, I know that the twenty five years that I’ve spent trying to make you happy every night of your life was worth every damn minute of it. Ric Flair

Embarrassment is a villain to be crushed. Robert B. Cialdini

We ought not to be embarrassed of appreciating the truth and of obtaining it wherever it comes from, even if it comes from races distant and nations different from us. Nothing should be dearer to the seeker of truth than the truth itself, and there is no deterioration of the truth, nor belittling either of one who speaks it or conveys it. Al Kindi

A man that is ashamed of passions that are natural and reasonable is generally proud of those that are shameful and silly. Mary Wortley Montagu

Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires. John Steinbeck

It is a shameful thing to be weary of inquiry when what we search for is excellent. Marcus Tullius Cicero

And when night comes, and you look back over the day and see how fragmentary everything has been, and how much you planned that has gone undone, and all the reasons you have to be embarrassed and ashamed: just take everything exactly as it is, put it in God’s hands and leave it with Him. Edith Stein

 Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done. Sam Ewing

I am opposed to the laying down of rules or conditions to be observed in the construction of bridges lest the progress of improvement tomorrow might be embarrassed or shackled by recording or registering as law the prejudices or errors of today. Isambard Kingdom Brunel

Embarrassment isn`t a just cause of action. Jodi Picoult

I am opposed to the laying down of rules or conditions to be observed in the construction of bridges lest the progress of improvement tomorrow might be embarrassed or shackled by recording or registering as law the prejudices or errors of today. Isambard K. Brunel

 The rate at which a person can mature is directly proportional to the embarrassment he can tolerate. Douglas Engelbart

I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it. Johnny Depp

 You can never really trust someone who remembers every embarrassing detail of your adolescence. Daniel Clowes

The lovely flowers embarrass me. They make me regret I am not a bee. Emily Dickinson

 It is humiliating to remain with our hands folded while other write history. It matters little who wins. Benito Mussolini

There’s something liberating about not pretending. Dare to embarrass yourself. Risk. Drew Barrymore

Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again. Richard Branson

For us Africans, literature must serve a purpose: to expose, embarrass, and fight corruption and authoritarianism. It is understandable why the African artist is utilitarian. Ama Ata Aidoo

Embarrassment isn’t a just cause of action. Jodi Picoult

Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.

But I learned that there’s a certain character that can be built from embarrassing yourself endlessly. If you can sit happy with embarrassment, there’s not much else that can really get to ya. Christian Bale

If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.

Don’t worry; it’s perfectly normal to have at least one embarrassing experience at some point in your life, though many of us have experienced way more than that!

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Embarrassment is normal. What that is not normal is when you do not accept embarrassment.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. Oprah Winfrey

Embarrassment lasts a moment. Regret lasts a lifetime. Avinash Wandre

I hope we’re friend until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.

Everyone has embarrassing moments at work  it shows we’re all human. The best way to handle awkward moments is to gracefully move on, and, if possible, try to find humor in the situation. Diane Domeyer

You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.

Being embarrassed means that you’re human, and we like you better for it. Nick Morgan

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. Greg Tamblyn

Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again. Richard Branson

Sometimes I think, What is a friend?’ Then I say, Friend is someone to share the last cookie with. Cookie Monster

If you are never scared, embarrassed, or hurt, it means you never take chances. Julia Soul

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. Bernard Meltzer

Embarrassment isn’t a just cause of action. Jodi Picoult

Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.

It’s only embarrassing if you care what people think.

I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.

If you can dance and be free, and not embarrassed, you can rule the world. Amy Poehler

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is embarrassing to tell you this, but it seems to come down mostly to just learning to be kinder. Aldous Huxley

Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public

For me, I’m OK doing embarrassing things, when it’s with somebody else. I’m not the only person to look at. Amy Smart

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. Sicilian Proverb

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. Arthur Miller

It Is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected. Charles Lamb

It is the answers, not the questions, that are embarrassing. Helen Suzman

I think we’ll be friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends

Most of my conscious efforts have ended in embarrassing failure. Ingmar Bergman

Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, explicit detail of my life.

I can finally see that all the terrible parts of my life, the embarrassing parts, the incidents I wanted to pretend never happened, and the things that make me weird and different, were actually the most important parts of my life. They were the parts that made me ME. Jenny Lawson

We will always be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we will be new friends.

I feel like a lot of life is distasteful and embarrassing. And you just push through it. You fix what you can, and you let time pass. Curtis Sittenfeld

One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention. Clifton Fadiman

Being embarrassed means that you’re human, and we like you better for it. Nick Morgan

You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job. Laurence J. Peter

The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different from everyone else was to be indifferent to that difference. Al Capp

Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital.

The best way to give assistance to those who are deeply embarrassed and to calm them down is to praise them decisively. Friedrich Nietzsche

Real friendship is when you friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Embarrassment is normal. What is not normal is when you do not accept embarrassment.

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. Linda Grayson

Embarrassment lasts a moment. Regret lasts a lifetime. Dr. Avinash Wandre

We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes

Life is a series of embarrassing moments which leave you feeling alone in your confusion and shame. Miranda Hart

We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done. Sam Ewing

Embarrassment is where growth happens. Jaylen Brown

But I learned that there’s a certain character that can be built from embarrassing yourself endlessly. If you can sit happy with embarrassment, there’s not much else that can really get to you. Christian Bale

Never let you friends be lonely Disturb them all the time.

The rate at which a person can mature is directly proportional to the embarrassment he can tolerate. Douglas Engelbart

God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters

Do not be embarrassed by your failures; learn from them and start again. Richard Branson

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like What about lunch?

The best gift you can give yourself is getting over the fear of embarrassment because then you’re completely free to try anything. Jesse Itzler

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Everyone has embarrassing moments at work it shows we’re all human. The best way to handle awkward moments is to gracefully move on, and, if possible, try to find humor in the situation. Diane Domeyer

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. Marlene Dietrich