62+ Best Florida Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Florida is a state located in the southeastern region of the United States. With a population of over 21 million. Inspirational Florida quotes and catchphrases will fire up your brain and inspire you to look at life differently while making you laugh.

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Most Famous Florida Quotes

August in Florida is God’s way of reminding us who’s in charge. Blaize Clement

Florida means land of flowers, not land of ugly. Bill Jonson

Florida is a very healing place. Burt Reynolds

The miracle of the light pours over the green and brown expanse of saw grass and of water, shining and slow-moving below, the grass and water that is the meaning and the central fact of the Everglades of Florida. It is a river of grass. Marjorie Stoneman Douglas

Florida has its own rhythm, too. People wished work, they watch their children learn and grow and start families of their own. They play in the sun and pass their lives enjoying the outsize blessings that make our state unique. Jeb Bush

The one thing I did learn at Florida State, I learned to talk trash, believe that. Randy Moss

I like Florida. Everything is in the 80’s. The temperatures, the ages and the IQ’s. George Carlin

It’s got a good climate you need for all the water sports, plus tennis, swimming, running. It’s kind of relaxing on the shore. It’s pretty laid back, listening to the water, watching the sunset. Andrew Maurey

When most people think of Florida, they may think of warm, sunny beaches, vacation attractions, and the night life it has to offer. Greg Jenkins

Florida quotes

Every child in South Florida can dance. And every child there is amazing. Abby Lee Miller

For a lot of people in different times in their life, Florida represents a new start. Larry Reimer

It’s not palm trees and neon signs in Florida; it’s strip malls, highways, hot sun beating down on you. Patty Jenkins

Florida is a wasteland as a result of the Great Freeze of the last fall. Almost all of the Australian pines were killed.  EB White

I live in Florida and people are crazy here. And I say that lovingly. Amy Seimetz

Florida is a great microcosm of the country. Martha MacCallum

When automobile came into popularity, Florida was among the first to begin work on a network of good roads. Douglas Waitley

Here in Florida, we have something special we never enjoyed at Disneyland – the blessing of size. There’s enough land here to hold all the ideas and plans we can possibly imagine. Walt Disney

Cute Florida Quotes

I am absolutely convinced that Florida will become the most exciting place in the world to live and work. Rick Scott

Florida…does beguile and gratify me—giving me my first and and last (evidently) sense of the tropics, or a peu pres, the sub tropics, and revealing to me blandness in nature of which I had no idea. Henry James

I happen to know that Florida is now working on something that could revolutionize its real estate market. It’s an alligator that eats crabgrass. Robert Orben

I like Florida. Everything is in the ’80s. The temperature, the ages and the IQ’s. George Carlin

Florida has its own rhythm, too. People go to work, they watch their children learn and grow and start families of their own. They play in the sun and pass their lives enjoying the outsized blessings that make our state unique. Jeb Bush

We are not exposed to ice much in Florida. Brittany Bowe

There are only five bad weather days a year here in Florida, and they aren’t even that bad. Dick Ptomey

Florida is a place of unparalleled diversity of backgrounds, experiences and vision. It makes our culture unique, but it can also make it difficult to define a common identity and create a sense of community that reaches beyond our neighborhoods to all corners of our state. Jeb Bush

There is only one problem in taking a winter vacation in Florida. You spend two weeks getting a deep, rich, golden tan— then they hand you the bill and you’re pale again. Robert Orben

In all fairness, he did warn me. I asked him if you could get along in Florida on sixty-five dollars a day. He said, ‘If you’re an alligator, yes. If you’re a tourist, no.’ Robert Orben

No winter coats in Florida, no boots, no chains, no salt, no plows and shovels. In the balmy state of Florida, fruits fell in the meanest yard. Christine Schutt

I love Florida. I love the beach. I love the sound of the crashing surfers against the rocks. Emo Philips

My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that’s the law. Jerry Seinfeld

Many Spaniards had a hard time earning a living in Florida. The soil along the coast was not good for growing crops, so they were forced to move farther inland. Teresa Wimmer

It’s got a good climate you need for all the water sports, plus tennis, swimming, running. It’s kind of relaxing on the shore. It’s pretty laid back, listening to the water, watching the sunset. Andrew Maurey

Two things Florida can teach the other 49 states: how to make a good margarita and how to deal with the aftermath of a hurricane. Tom Feeney

Inspiring Florida Quotes

If you can afford a vacation home in Florida, you should be able to pay the taxes. Ken Wilkinson

As amazing as it seems, the state of Florida must certainly be one of the most haunted places in the United States,  Greg Jenkins

The Florida skies are like no other, with cloud formations that are awesome! Even when it rains, the sun shines through the drops. Connie Letang

Florida is a golden word…The very name Florida carried the message of warmth and ease and comfort. It was irresistible. John Steinbeck

Florida is different things to different people. To some, Florida is a paradise. It is warm water, sun-drenched beaches, mysterious swamps, and stunning coral reefs. Perry Chang

The railing of the balcony was cold but the blue-black night air was so warm in October, in Florida, it felt as if it could hold you, all that wetness like a blanket of kisses. Heather Sellers

The Florida sun seems not much a single thing overhead but a set of klieg lights that pursue you everywhere with an even white illumination. John Updike

It doesn’t matter how much I think I know about Florida, it still flips me on the head every time. It’s just an absurd, electric place, and the stories that can come out of that place just never stop. Matt Passmore

I represent Orlando, Florida, the world’s number one vacation destination. Ric Keller

Here in Florida, we have something special we never enjoyed at Disneyland…the blessing of size. There’s enough land here to hold all the ideas and plans we can possibly imagine. Walt Disney

I came from Michigan seven years ago, and every year I learn to love the winters in Florida even more. Patrick Ehnis

We ought to be bragging about Florida! Rick Scott

The great thing about Florida is you – each city’s about two hours’ drive from everywhere else. John Cleese

It’s always sunny in the Sunshine State. Except for at night. Jarod Kintz

I won’t comment on the weather we had. Did you know they named a wine after the first bird who ever flew down to Florida for the winter? Cold duck. Robert Orben

Florida is the world’s greatest amusement park. Budd Schulberg

I couldn’t adjust to the racism in Florida. Sidney Poitier

Florida is a strange place: hot, beautiful, ugly. I love it here, and how nothing makes sense but still, somehow, there is a rhythm. Roxane Gay

I go to Florida sometimes for vacation. I actually really like Florida. It’s a weird place, it’s surreal. It’s so close, but you feel like you’re in another world or on an island. Jemima Kirke

Sometimes I think I’ve figured out some order in the universe, but then I find myself in Florida. Susan Orlean

It is small towns, pickup trucks, and tomato fields. To still others, it is a vacationland with high-rise hotels, amusement parks, and bumper-to-bumper traffic. Perry Chang

Florida has tons of entertainment opportunities because Walt Disney World and Universal Studios are there. Kevin Richardson

My love for you is like a Florida sunset. Orange, coral, pink, and lavender, it exists to warm your heart through the inevitable darkness. Jarod Kintz

I came from Michigan seven years ago, and every year I learn to love the winters in Florida even more. Patrick Ennis

The state with the prettiest name, the state that floats in brackish water, held together by mangrove roots. Elizabeth Bishop

I wonder if the people who live in the great state of Florida know why they are able to get their initials on their license plates. Henry O.Dormann

Florida was also very hot and full of mosquitoes and strange creatures such as alligators.  Teresa Wimmer

Florida is a cultural crossroads where people of different backgrounds have mingled, traded, and sometimes fought.  Perry Chang

Florida isn’t so much a place where one goes to reinvent oneself, as it is a place where one goes if one no longer wished to be found. Douglas Coupland

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