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Famous Funny Business Quotes
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. Napoleon Bonaparte
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. Winnie the Pooh
It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. Muhammad Ali
Life is like a sewer what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. Tom Lehrer
I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around. Homer Simpson
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it? Steven Wright
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Edgar Bergen
Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.
Sometimes the best part of my job is that the chair swivels
Change is not a four letter word but often your reaction to it is! Jeffrey Gitomer
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. Phyllis Diller
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. Dalai Lama
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. Robert Frost
A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory. Mark Twain
The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse. Denise Miller
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure
Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still? J. Paul Getty
Be happy it drives people crazy
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers. Homer Simpson
You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it. Robin Williams
Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock. Pablo Picass0
If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck. Elvis Presley
Why join the navy if you can be a pirate? Steve Jobs
Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. Dwight D. Eisenhower
Failure is not an option-it comes bundled with the software
Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes. Marie Von Ebner Eschenbach
The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind. Joseph Stilwell
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger. Franklin P. Jones
Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it. Andrew Young
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says I’m possible Audrey Hepburn
There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it? Kin Hubbard
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. Marilyn Monroe
There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting. David Letterman
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. Robert Frost
There’s an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. Peter Drucker
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. Robert Frost
Happiness is just sadness that hasn’t happened yet.
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties. Doug Larson
Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.
Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it half assed. That’s the American way. Homer Simpson
The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts
Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things TS Eliot
Always remember that you are unique just like everybody else.
If you would like to know the value of money, try to borrow some. Benjamin Franklin
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. George Burns
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. Mark Twain
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else. Yogi Berra
