Coffee is a brewed drink prepared from roasted coffee beans, the seeds of berries from certain Coffea species. Inspirational funny coffee quotes will brighten up your day and make you feel ready to take on anything.
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Famous Funny Coffee Quotes
I drink coffee. Without coffee, I probably couldn’t write. Jonathon Ames
Coffee, unless it is very good and made by somebody else, is pretty intolerable at any time. Iris Murdoch
Compared to Clinton, I feel like a loser. I can’t even get the intern to make me coffee! David Letterman
What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup. Henry Rollins
I’d have coffee, sometimes six cups, along with the shake, and I’d have sugar in my coffee. By then I would be pretty jazzed up, and I’d start writing down ideas. David Lynch
If it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. David Letterman
I’m not one of those people who wakes up and thinks, Bring on the day! I have to have about seven pints of coffee before I’m even remotely awake. Stacey London
I like instant gratification. It’s like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you up at night. Jarod Kintz
Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love. Charles Maurice
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. Alfred Renyi
Every morning I long to hold you I need you, I want you, I have to have you your warmth, your smell, your taste ohhh coffee, I love you. Unknown
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. Earl Wilson
Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. Jonathon Swift
Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants. Nanea Hoffman
Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised. Captain Janeway
Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second. Edward Abbey
I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism. Abigail Reynolds
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. Dave Barry
Coffee is a big part of my life. Taylor Swift
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries. Bill Cosby
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? Albert Camus
I sometimes get excited at night thinking of the coffee I’ll get to drink in the morning. Coffee is reason to wake up. There are other reasons, of course. But coffee is the incentive, at the very least. Annie Clark
No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee. Cherise Sinclair
It’s when you look over the top of your coffee cup that you can smile at life. Anthony T. Hincks
I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. Flash Rosenberg
The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks. Sir James Mackintosh
A cup of coffee real coffee home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes to you dark as a hazel eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream that never cheated, but was real cream from its birth, thick, tenderly yellow, perfectly sweet, neither lumpy nor frothing on the Java such a cup of coffee is a match for twenty blue devils and will exorcise them all.” Henry Ward Beecher
It doesn’t matter where you’re from or how you feel There’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee. Gabriel Bá
Coffee is a lot more than just a drink it’s something happening. Not as in hip, but like an event, a place to be, but not like a location, but like somewhere within yourself. It gives you time, but not actual hours or minutes, but a chance to be, like be yourself, and have a second cup. Gertrude Stein
Coffee is good for talent, but genius wants prayer. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. Earl Wilson
If I could just find one person who I felt that way about the way I feel about coffee then I think I’d be in a content relationship. Taylor Swift
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. Alfred Renyi
This coffee falls into your stomach, and straightway there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move like the battalions of the Grand Army of the battlefield, and the battle takes place. Things remembered arrive at full gallop, ensuing to the wind. The light cavalry of comparisons deliver a magnificent deploying charge, the artillery of logic hurry up with their train and ammunition, the shafts of with start up like sharpshooters. Similes arise, the paper is covered with ink; for the struggle commences and is concluded with torrents of black water, just as a battle with powder. Honoré de Balzac
It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. Donna A. Favors
Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants. Nanea Hoffman
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool. Barista Life
He was my cream, and I was his coffee. And when you poured us together, it was something. Josephine Baker
When my blood runs black as the moonless night, and my heartbeat sounds as the Warriors march, only then may you say, I’ve had enough coffee. Anonymous
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. Stephanie Piro
I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you. Jac Vanek
That’s something that annoys the hell out of me I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t. J.D. Salinger
Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried–up piece of goat. J.S. Bach
The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it. Jonathon Swift
It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. Donna A. Favors
Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. David Letterman
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. Alphonse Allais
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, Jesus! This cup is expensive! Conan O’Brien
Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. David Letterman
Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried up piece of roast goat. J.S. Bach
Kids are meeting in coffee shops and basements figuring out what’s unsustainable in their communities. That’s the future. Ian Somerhalder
Cocaine is like really evil coffee. Courtney Love
No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness. Sheik Abd
I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now. Louisa May Alcott
Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep. Fran Drescher
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning. Mae West
You can’t have a decent food culture without a decent coffee culture the two things grow up together. Adam Gopnik
What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino. Robin Williams
We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup. Jerry Seinfeld
I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. Flash Rosenberg
It doesn’t matter where you’re from or how you feel There’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee. Gabriel Bá
I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it. Jim Carrey
In movies, you have a production assistant carrying your chair around and getting you coffee. In theater, no one carries your chair, no one gets you your coffee, there’s no craft service, there’s no per diem. The only thing that is provided for you is coffee, tea, sugar and milk. It doesn’t matter how big a star you are or whatever. Rosie Perez
Coffee is a way of stealing time which should by rights belong to your older self. Terry Pratchett
Coffee has expand[ed] humanity’s working day from twelve to a potential twenty four hours. The tempo, the complexity, the tension of modern life, call for something that can perform the miracle of stimulating brain activity, without evil, habit forming after effects. Margaret Meagher
After a few months’ acquaintance with European coffee one’s mind weakens, and his faith with it, and he begins to wonder if the rich beverage of home, with it’s clotted layer of yellow cream on top of it, is not a mere dream after all, and a thing which never existed. Mark Twain
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