60+ Best Funny Coffee Quotes to Make You Laugh Out Loud

Coffee is a brewed drink prepared from roasted coffee beans, the seeds of berries from certain Coffea species. Inspirational funny coffee quotes will brighten up your day and make you feel ready to take on anything.

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Famous Funny Coffee Quotes

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils. Henry Ward Beecher

What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup. Henry Rollins

The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks. James Mackintosh

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. Earl Wilson

May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short. Unknown

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. Stephanie Piro

I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee. Carly Simon

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Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat. J.S. Bach

I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee. Clark Gable

When traveling with someone, take large dose of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee. Helen Hayes

Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility. -Sheik-Abd-al-Kadir

Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep. Fran Drescher

No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for Before Coffee. Cherise Sinclair

The coffee is prepared in such a way that it makes those who drink it witty: at least there is not a single soul who, on quitting the house, does not believe himself four times wittier that when he entered it. Charles de Secondat Montesquieu

The second cup of coffee is never as good as the first. Theodore Roosevelt

Coffee is good for talent, but genius wants prayer. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community. Howard Schultz

Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better. Justina Chen

There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee. Rian Aditia

It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. Donna A. Favors

A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray. Marcia Carrington

He was my cream, and I was his coffee. And when you poured us together, it was something. Josephine Baker

Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment. Agatha Christie

People don’t stop eating, and they don’t stop drinking coffee. Magic Johnson

Some of the world’s most effective thoughts happen over a brew of morning’s coffee Prabhukrishna

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. Abraham Lincoln

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Amazing Funny Coffee Quotes

I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume. John William Van Druten

I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee. Terri Guillemets

Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce. Oliver Wendell Holmes

Coffee keeps me going until it’s time for wine. Unknown

But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. New York has great water for coffee. David Lynch

As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be? Cassandra Clare

Coffee is a language in itself Jackie Chan

Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self. Terry Pratchett

I’ll quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight, but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up. Megan Mullally

Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility. Sheik-Abd-al-Kadir

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If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning. Mae West

I would rather suffer from coffee than be senseless. Napoleon Bonaparte

The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce. Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. Lewis Black

I can’t imagine a day without coffee. I can’t imagine! Howard Schultz

To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions. Hugh Jackman

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second. Edward Abbey

Coffee was a food in that house, not a drink. Patricia Hampl

I could smell myself awake with that coffee. Jaesse Tyler

Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all. David Lynch

Coffee is a language in itself. Jackie Chan

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. Alphonse Allais

I don’t see the point in caffeine without coffee. Or coffee without caffeine, for that matter. Robyn Schneider

Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love.- Turkish proverb

Coffee first. Schemes later. Leanna Renee Hieber

Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat. Johann Sebastian Bach

Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. David Letterman

Black coffee must be strong and very hot; if strong coffee does not agree with you, do not drink black coffee. And if you do not drink black coffee, do not drink any coffee at all. Andre Simon

It turned out people truly did cry into their coffee cups. Jodi Picoult

Given enough coffee I could rule the world. Terry Pratchett

Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world. Thomas Jefferson

The coffee was so strong it snarled as it lurched out of the pot. Betty MacDonald

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. -Earl Wilson

I judge a restaurant by the bread and the coffee. Burt Lancaster

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. Jonathan Swift

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