Missing means to be either connected or disconnected. To miss people means to love them, to be partial to them, incomplete without them, and therefore missing the other part of what makes you whole. Inspirational funny i miss you quotes will challenge the way you think, and help guide you through any life experience.
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Famous Funny I Miss You Quotes
Your absence has gone through me, Like thread through a needle, Everything I do is stitched with its color. – W.S. Merwin
Time goes by a lot slower when you miss the one you love.
To say I miss you is an understatement.
Without you in my world, the sun forgets to shine.
Oh why u had to be so cute, it’s impossible to ignore you.
I have a brain to think of you. Eyes to look at you. Heart to love you. Hands to comfort you. Toes to walk with you. Mouth to say I miss you and feet to kick you, if you don’t miss me too. – Anonymous
I miss you so much that it hurts.
After all the time that has passed, I still find myself missing you every minute of each hour, each hour in a day, every single day of each week, every week of the month, and every month of the year.
I miss you. The old you… The new one sucks.
I did three things today; miss you, miss you, and miss you.
Yeah, I miss you too. It’s a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know?
Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated.
I miss you more than the deserts miss the rain.
I’m in the middle of a battle here, can I miss you later?
I missed you even when I was with you. That’s been my problem. I miss what I already have, and I surround myself with things that are missing. – Jonathan Safran Foer
Each time I miss you, a star falls down from the sky. So, if you looked up at the sky and found it dark with no stars, it is all your fault. You made me miss you too much!
There is not a single moment in any day that I do not find myself missing you.
The worst thing you can do if you miss or need someone is to let them know it.
I close my eyes and see you there. But when I open them and see nothing there, I realize how much I miss you.
Life is so short, so fast the lone hours fly, We ought to be together, you and I.
A day without you is like a day without sunshine… I miss you…
When I see your smile, and I know it’s not for me, that’s when I’ll miss you.
A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I’m missing you.
I’m a fish out of water without you.
If you can’t get someone out of your head, maybe they are supposed to be there.
It’s true we don’t know what we’ve got until its gone, but we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.
I miss you so much that I am jealous of the people that get the chance to see you every day.
I miss you a little too much, a little too often, and a little more each and every day.
I know that I love you because of how much I miss you.
Hearing the words, “I miss you” from the right person is an amazing feeling.
Love is missing someone whenever you’re apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you’re close in heart.
I miss your love I miss your touch, But I’m feeling you everyday.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.
I wonder if you miss me as much as I miss you.
I miss your voice. I miss your touch. I miss your face. I miss you.
I thought that I could handle being apart from you, but I miss you too much.
Funny Miss You Quotes
Missing you is something that comes in waves. And tonight I am just drowning.
Every now and then I see something that reminds me of you and then there I am, missing you again.
Love reckons hours for months, and days for years; and every little absence is an age.
For everything you have missed, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something else.
Cause I love you and I miss you, hearing your voice is the closest thing to touching you.
I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day you find it is the day I will stop missing you.
Missing you could turn from pain to pleasure, if I knew you were missing me too.
The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected.
I will not lie. The truth is that I really miss you.
Nothing makes a room emptier than wishing that you were in it.
Parting is all we know of heaven and all we need to know of hell.
There is an empty place in my heart where you used to be.
If I had a flower for every time I think about you and how much I miss you, then I would be walking forever in an endless garden.
You never know what you have until you lose it, and once you lose it, you can never get it back.
You may be out of my sight… but never out of my mind… I Miss You!
Although we’ve come to the end of the road, still I can’t let you go, it’s unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you .
When I miss you, I don’t have to go far … I just have to look inside my heart because that’s where I’ll find you.
I can’t believe that I still miss you after everything that we went through.
The pain of being without you is too much to bear sometimes.
I can’t even begin to tell you how much I miss you.
I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can play together all night.
I heard someone whisper your name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I was alone. Then I realized that it was my heart telling me that I miss you.
When I miss you, sometimes I listen to music or look at pictures of you, not to remind me of you but to make me feel as if I’m with
you. It makes me forget the distance and capture you.
Nothing hurts more then waiting since I don’t even know what I’m waiting for anymore.
To me you are my rose; every day when I see a beatiful rose I think of you, and miss you, and hope to hold you in my arms.
I can’t pretend that I don’t miss you because I see you in everything that I do.
I can’t help that I miss you and the person that I was when I was with you.
I know that I love you because I miss you even when you’re just in the next room.
I’m not sure what is worse: missing you, or pretending that I don’t.
To me, the brightest and most colorful garden looks dull and dreary without you in it.
You know you love someone when the mere thought of losing them brings you to tears.
Can miles truly separate you from friends…. If you want to be with someone you love, aren’t you already there?
Why is it that when you miss someone so much that your heart is ready to disintegrate, you hear the saddest song on the radio?
Thinking of you every; second, minute, hour, day, is medication to my illness of missing you.
I miss you so much that I want to throw a rock at you to show you how much it hurts.
You know someone is very special to you when days just don’t seem right without them.
I find myself missing you a little too much, a little too often, and a little more with each passing day.
A day spent away from you is a day that is not worth living.
I miss you once I wake up and I miss you once I fall asleep. I wish that we could always be together.
There’s always one thing I can’t check in my everyday to-do list—you!
You may not always be here at my side, but you are always right here in my heart. I miss you.
Hilarious I Miss You Quotes
Someone asked me if I missed you. I didn’t answer. I just closed my eyes and walked away and whispered ‘so much.
Admit it. Life would be super boring without me.
Stop asking why the chicken crossed the road. Instead, ask why you always cross my mind.
I’m holding on to something that used to be there hoping it will come back, knowing it won’t.
Miss can be said as a fertilizer of love.
I will stop missing you when we are together again.
You don’t have to be a thousand miles from me for me to miss you.
You must be pretty tired given that you’ve been running in my thoughts 24-7.
I would prefer to be kissing you than missing you.
I miss you so much that I can’t help but feeling that every song I hear is about you.
There’s something wrong with my brain. It can’t stop thinking of you!
There is not a single moment in my day that I do not miss you.
I miss you like the moon misses the sun, destined to chase it until the end of time.
I pretend to ignore you, but the truth is, I really miss you.
You know you really miss someone when you crave something so simple such as the sound of their voice.
As contraries are known by contraries, so is the delight of presence best known by the torments of absence.
You are always the first thought in my head when I wake up in the morning. That is how much I miss you.
I thought that I could handle being apart from you but I turned out to be wrong.
Missing you and not being able to have you here with me is the worst feeling.
Missing you is my heart’s way of reminding me that I love you.
Missing you is not an easy thing to do.
Missing you is like walking around without my heart. I feel this way because my heart is still with you.
When I miss you, all I want to do is hold you in my arms and kiss you.
I miss everything about you. Even the things that used to annoy me when you were still here.
There are not enough words in the dictionary to describe how much I miss you and long for you.
There’s an emptiness inside of me that tells me that I must really miss you.
When you are missed by someone, it can be a sign that they care and want you.
What I miss about you the most is how great we were together.
No matter where you go you will always be in my heart.
Miss is a natural condition when someone feels lost and wants someone’s presence in the heart.
The hardest thing is not talking to someone you used to talk to every day.
Even though I miss you right now, I know that you will come back to me.
I miss you so much at this very moment, but this distance between us is only temporary. Nothing in this world can keep us apart from one another.
Hilarious Miss You Jokes
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST VWXYZ. I think I missed something. Oh, it’s U!
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
When I don’t message you, that means I’m waiting for you to miss me.
Aye miss ewe. I mees yew. Or was it amish yu?
I miss you more than peanut butter misses jelly.
My memory loves you; it asks about you all the time.
I wanna write “I miss you” on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you.
I miss you more than an astronaut misses planet Earth.
You’re so much fun to think of.
Every piece of me aches for you.
What is the opposite of two? A lonely me, a lonely you.
I really miss you, but not as much as you missed me. Yeah, I know—I’m pretty awesome!
I’m not sure if I miss you or I miss insulting you.
I suck at everything, especially forgetting you.
Life sucks less with you by my side.
I miss you more than the ham misses the burger.
I can’t breathe without you. You leave me breathless when you’re with me. Who should adjust?
Your presence is my obsession.
Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you like hell.