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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. – Elbert Hubbard
Opportunity does not know; it presents itself when you beat down the door. – Kyle Chandler
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin
Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive it isn’t. – Richard Bach
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. – Dalai Lama
I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. – Benjamin Franklin
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. – Winnie-the-Pooh, A.A. Milne
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. – Steven Wright
You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. – Jack London
When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard’, I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?’ – Sydney Harris
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. – Reba McEntire
Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom. – Terry Pratchett
If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true. – Spongebob SquarePants
The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time. – Joe Girard
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. – Mark Twain
Silent gratitude isn’t much use to anyone. – Gladys Berthe Stern
If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big. – Donald Trump
When something goes wrong in your life just yell ‘PLOT TWIST’ and move on. – Molly Weis
People learn in lots of different ways, but experience is the best teacher. – Dwight Schrute
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If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else. – Yogi Berra
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself. – Ethel Barrymore
There are no traffic jams along the extra mile. – Roger Staubach
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open. – Frank Zappa
My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything, even if you have no clue what you’re doing. – Jessica Alba
Time is money; Money is power; Power is pizza; Pizza is knowledge. Let’s go! – April Ludgate from Parks and Recreation
There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
Good things come to those who wait… greater things come to those who get off and do anything to make it happen.
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. – Will Rogers
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. – Will Rogers
A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks. – Charles Gordy
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous. – Robert Benchley
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. – Dale Carnegie
Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. – Langston Coleman
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. – Charles Schulz
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. – Phyllis Diller
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During your life, never stop dreaming. No one can take away your dreams. – Tupac Shakur
Aspire to inspire before we expire. – Eugene Bell Jr
It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question. – Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. – Anthony Burgess
Change is not a four-letter word… but often your reaction to it is! – Jeffrey Gitomer
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka and have a party. – Ron White
Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way. – Michael Scott
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. – Douglas Adams
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible’! – Audrey Hepburn
Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget tossing in the lifeboats. – Voltaire
Laughter is the best way to get inspiration you need, and funniest movie quotes one-liners will brighten your day by putting a big smile on your face.
Funniest Inspirational Quotes to Celebrate Life and Success
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. – Albert Einstein
A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily. – Zig Ziglar
Keep your tears in your eyes where they belong. – Ron Swanson
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. – Benjamin Franklin
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito. – Betty Reese
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. – Thomas Edison
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. – Robert Frost
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. – Winston S. Churchill
Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it’s more like a cha-cha. – Robert Brault
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it? – Steven Wright
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. – Mark Twain
If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck. – Elvis Presley
We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. – George Bernard Shaw
I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched. – Edgar Allan Poe
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. – Mark Twain
A person’s a person, no matter how small. – Dr. Seuss
Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost, and you see a path then by all means you should follow that. – Ellen DeGeneres
Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice. – Bill Watterson
Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. – Tom Lehrer
The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bull**** story you keep telling yourself as to why you can’t achieve it. – Jordan Belfort
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. – Mark Twain
Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try! – Dr. Seuss
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don’t know. – W. H. Auden
Goal setting is similar to travelling from point A to point B within a city. If you clearly understand what the goal is, you will definitely reach the destination because you know its address. – Thomas Abreu
If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? – Albert Einstein
Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you fly. – Neil Gaiman
Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese. – Billie Burke
Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift. – Robin Williams
Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make? – Terry Johnson
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for. – Maureen Dowd
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. – Robert Frost
The ability to find humor is a character strength, and hilarious jokes will inspire you to smile bigger and laugh harder.
Hilarious Inspirational Quotes About Life And Happiness
I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. – Oscar Wilde
Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. – Dwight Eisenhower
It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn’t spend half our time wishing. – Alexander Woollcott
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. – Oscar Levant
All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. – Peter Pan
The reason so few people are successful is no one has yet found a way for someone to sit down and slide uphill. – W. Clement Stone
The key to success is not through achievement but through enthusiasm. – Malcolm Forbes
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well. – Mark Twain
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened. – Will Rogers
Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day to force the Muse to show up. You get into the habit of writing every day so that when she shows up, you have the maximum chance of catching her, bashing her on the head, and squeezing every last drop out of that bi***. – Lili St. Crow
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. – Douglas Adams
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it. – Franklin P. Jones
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best. – Winston S. Churchill
We can see a thousand miracles around us every day. What is more supernatural than an egg yolk turning into a chicken? – Rutherford Platt
Oh yes, the past can hurt. But from the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it. – Rafiki from Lion King
Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. – Dr. Seuss
Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. – Terry Pratchett
If at first you don’t succeed, think how many people you’ve made happy. – H. Duane Black
If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. – Marie Osmond
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. – Margaret Mead
If you’re reading this… Congratulations, you’re alive. If that’s not something to smile about, then I don’t know what is. – Chad Sugg
I cannot afford to waste my time making money. – Louis Agassiz
Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget tosing in the lifeboats. – Voltaire
The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be. – Douglas Adams
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. – Jim Henson
Live each day like it’s your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night. – Jason Love
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. – Terry Pratchett
The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
In order to find yourself, who you really are, you got to be with yourself; you got to hang out with yourself. – Post Malone
Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. – Miles Kington
Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could. – Charles J. Sykes
Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers. – Eoin Colfer
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. – Bob Hope
You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write. – Saul Bellow
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. – Oscar Wilde
Because you can’t argue with all the fools in the world. It’s easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they’re not paying attention. – Christopher Paolini
When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best – that is inspiration. – Robert Bresson
Certainly, there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny. Did you ever try buying them without money? – Ogden Nash
Funny Inspirational Sayings That Instantly Inspire You
Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. – Paul Terry
Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you. – Terry Pratchett
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. – Woody Allen
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. – Bill Watterson
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger. – Franklin P. Jones
There are three sides to every story: yours, his and the truth. – Madge Kennedy
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. – Dave Barry
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? – George Carli
If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day. – E.B. White
Money won’t make you happy … but everybody wants to find out for themselves. – Zig Ziglar
Confidence is ignorance. If you’re feeling cocky, it’s because there’s something you don’t know. – Eoin Colfer
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. – Sam Levenson
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg
There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through… There needs to be a monster truck option. – Jeph Jacques
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. – Mae West
And still, after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, ‘you owe me.’ Look what happens with a love like that, it lights the Whole Sky. – Hafez
Just having knowledge is like having a bunch of things in the attic – sure you’ll use it someday but, in the meantime, it just clogs up space! – Dasrim Hasik
You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice. – Sam Levenson
Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes. – Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. – Bernard Baruch
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. – Anthony G. Oettinger
Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess. – Lemony Snicket
When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’. – Groucho Marx
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what is empty. Empty what is full. Scratch where it itches. – Alice Roosevelt Longworth
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept. – George Carlin
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. – W.C. Fields
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. – Douglas Adams
I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies. – Lemony Snicket
From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it. – Groucho Marx
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. – Abraham Lincoln
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. – Truman Capote
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results. – Albert Einstein
The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families. – Jay McInerney
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. – Douglas Adams
The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. – Bertrand Russell
I am blessed with a funny gene that makes me enjoy life. – Karan Patel
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. – Dorothy Parker
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. – Charles Lamb
Black holes are where God divided by zero. – Albert Einstein
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. – Isaac Asimov
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. – Groucho Marx
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. – Jerome K. Jerome
Every now and then I like to do as I’m told, just to confuse people. – Tamora Pierce
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. – Charles Bukowski
I figured something out. The future is unpredictable. – John Green
If you are a student you should always get a good night’s sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means ‘flunk’. – Lemony Snicket
Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway. – Robert Downey Jr.
It’s okay to look at the past and the future. Just don’t stare. – Lisa Lieberman-Wang
You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who’ll decide where to go. – Dr. Seuss
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
Life doesn’t imitate art; it imitates bad television. – Woody Allen
