Dating is a stage of romantic relationships in humans whereby two people meet socially with the aim of each assessing the other’s suitability as a prospective partner in an intimate relationship. Profoundly inspirational funny dating quotes will challenge the way you think, change the way you live and transform your whole life.
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Famous Funny Dating Quotes
I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again. — Rodney Dangerfield
Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people. — Doug Coupland
I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that. — Mitch Hedberg
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. — Emo Philips
Employees make the best dates. You don’t have to pick them up and they’re always tax-deductible. — Andy Warhol
Isn’t it strange — when you’re single, all you see is couples, and when you’re part of a couple, all you see are hookers. — Jim Gaffigan
Dating a man is like flying a kite. You only need to know when to wind up the string or let it out. — Jenna Alatari