24+ Best Funny Dating Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Dating is a stage of romantic relationships in humans whereby two people meet socially with the aim of each assessing the other’s suitability as a prospective partner in an intimate relationship. Profoundly inspirational funny dating quotes will challenge the way you think, change the way you live and transform your whole life.

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Famous Funny Dating Quotes

My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it’s missing, and what’s there stinks. Joan Rivers

I went on a date recently and the guy took me horseback riding. That was kind of fun, until we ran out of quarters.

I am so romantic, sometimes I think I should just marry myself. Mike Wazowski 

My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners Sarah Silverman

My lesson from this is don’t ever expect anything from humans. Gonna start adopting cats now. Jami Letain 

I asked this one girl out and she said, You got a friend? I said yes. She said, Then go out with him Don Irreva

Would I rather be feared or loved? Um easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. Michael Scott 

I hate first dates. I made the mistake of telling my date a lie about myself, and she caught me. I didn’t think she’d actually demand to see the bat cave. Alex Reed

I’m happy with my relationship status: I’m about to get married. I just don’t know to who yet. Kellye Howard 

Dating is where you pretend you’re someone you’re not to impress someone you don’t know. Melanie White

I’ve been single for a while and I have to say. It’s going very well. Like it’s working out. I think I’m the one. Emily Heller

I like to date school teachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again. Rodney Dangerfield

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? Lily Tomlin

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. Scott Adams

I’m dropping hints that I’m single. I’m single. Kim Kardashian 

I like to do things that glorify being alone. If you don’t act like you’ve been hit by the plague when you’re alone on a Friday night, and just see it as a chance to have fun by yourself, it’s not a bad day. Taylor Swift 

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. Ingrid Bergman

I’m at an unfair advantage because I’ve stalked you online for two months. Lauren Bushnell 

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that’s why I don’t have a boyfriend. Lucy Liu

They used to say to keep a man you had to know how to cook. But I’m solo in Soho, sippin’ Soju in Malibu. It’s a me, myself kinda attitude. 

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.

I have had sex, and honestly, Jesus still loves me. Hannah Brown