59+ Best Funny Engagement Quotes: Exclusive Selection

While engagement sessions require a bit of work to plan and prepare for, it’s meant to be a fun, care-free time with you and your sweetie! Inspirational funny engagement quotes will challenge the way you think, and make your life worth living.

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Famous Funny Engagement Quotes

Right Now, I Am Confused About Every Single Thing In My Life, Except You. Rafael

It was a million tiny little things that, when you added them all up, they meant we were supposed to be together. Sleepless in Seattle

I Never Doubted You Were Mine. And Never Doubt That All I Want, Forever And Always, Is For You To Be Happy. Michael Cordero

To me, you are perfect. Love Actually

If you care about someone, and you got a little love in your heart, there ain’t nothing you can’t get through together. Ted Lasso

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. When Harry Met Sally

Marry me because I’d like to date you. Andrew Paxton

You had me at Hello. Jerry Maguire

I promise to never forget that this is a once in a lifetime love. Leo Collins

The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return. Moulin Rouge

I found my lobster. Friends

Come on, you guys. It’s a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. Friends

I realized that this whole time I was just wandering around everywhere, looking for you. Ben Wyatt

Sometimes you love a person because they feel like home. Bridget Jones’s Baby

Our love story? I know it may not feel like it right now, baby, but I promise you, it’s just getting started. Jack Pearson

I wanna make you smile whenever you’re sad. Carry you around when your arthritis is bad. All I wanna do is grow old with you. The Wedding Singer

You’re my air. Dre

If you care about someone, and you got a little love in your heart, there ain’t nothing you can’t get through together. Ted Lasso

It’s like my life isn’t even real to me unless you’re there and you’re in it and I’m sharing it with you. Luke Danes

I love you and I like you. Parks and Recreation

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. Harry Burns

It’s important for us to remember that sometimes, it does work out. Schitt’s Creek

I love you and I like you. Leslie Knope

All that you are is all that I’ll ever need. Ed Sheeran

Let’s start with forever. Edward Cullen

At last, my love has come along. Etta James

Sometimes you love a person just because they feel like home. Bridget Jones

You’re my end and my beginning. John Legend

To me, you are perfect. Love Actually

How sweet it is to be loved by you. James Taylor

Everything I’ve done, I’ve done for you. I move the stars for no one. David Bowie

I hope you don’t mind that I put down in words how wonderful life is while you’re in the world. Elton John

In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find someone who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you. Juno

Started from the bottom now we’re here. Drake

When something dope comes along, you gotta lock it down. Jason Mendoza

Heaven is a place on earth with you. Lana Del Rey

The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return. Eden Ahbez

You are the best thing that’s ever been mine. Taylor Swift

Whatever our souls are made out of, his and mine are the same. Emily Brontë

I feel like this is the beginning, though I’ve loved you for a million years. Stevie Wonder

I love her and it is the beginning of everything. F. Scott Fitzgerald

Looks like we made it. Look how far we’ve come, my baby. Shania Twain

Remember tonight, for it is the beginning of always. Dante Alighieri

I could hold you for a million years to make you feel my love. Adele

True love stories never have endings. Richard Bach

Don’t ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn’t fall in love, I rose in it. Toni Morrison

It’s amazing how one day someone walks into your life, and suddenly, you can’t remember how you lived without them. Anurag Prakash Ray

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. Dr. Seuss

Wherever you are is my home, my only home. Jane Eyre

Doubt thou the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; But never doubt I love. Hamlet

The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. Audrey Hepburn

Remember tonight for it is the beginning of always. Dante

If I know what love is, it is because of you. Herman Hesse

If you remember me, then I don’t care if everyone else forgets. Haruki Murakami

You are my today and all of my tomorrows. Leo Christopher

Here’s to all the places we went. And all the places we’ll go. An John Green

Hey, that’s my man. Taylor Swift