67+ Best Funny Food Quotes to Make You Laugh

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Famous Funny Food Quotes

Nouvelle Cuisine, roughly translated, means: I can’t believe I paid ninety-six dollars and I’m still hungry. – Mike Kalin

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. – W.C. Fields

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. – Dave Barry

Never order barbecue in a place that also serves quiche. – Lewis Grizzard

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations. – Oscar Wilde

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. – Orson Welles

An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. – Will Rogers

The trouble with eating Italian food is that, five or six days later, you’re hungry again. – George Miller

funny food quotes

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o’clock in the morning. – John Barrymore

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and then eat just one of the pieces. – Judith Viorst

I really don’t think I need buns of steel. I’d be happy with buns of cinnamon. – Ellen DeGeneres

Vegetarians are cowards. They just kill things that can’t move. – Unknown

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. – Rita Rudner

The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook. – Julia Child

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. – Fran Lebowitz

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because. I hate plants. – A. Whitney Brown

When we put vegetables up for the winter, we use jars, but we call it canning. I find that jarring. And uncanny. – Greg Tamblyn

hilarious food quotes

I don’t eat lobsters, shrimp, or crawfish because I don’t eat anything that looks like I should step on it. – George Carlin

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the “Titanic” who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. – Calvin Trillin

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain

My daughters think ketchup is a vegetable. – Bowen White

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. – Douglas Adams

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. – Jim Davis

The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! – Terry Moore

A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze. – Stephen King

I’m not sure how the average American would differentiate National Dessert Day from any other day. – Andy Borowitz

funniest food quotes

How am I supposed to relax in a world where “truffle” can mean either chocolate or fungus? – Dan Piraro

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?” – Unknown

As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. – Buddy Hackett

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup. – Henry James

Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners! – Roald Dahl

I asked the waiter, ‘Is this milk fresh?’ He said, ‘Lady, three hours ago it was grass.’ – Phyllis Diller

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God… I could be eating a slow learner! – Lynda Montgomery

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, ‘Four. I don’t think I can eat eight.’ – Yogi Berra

extremely funny food quotes

I’ll have a double cappuccino, half-caf, non-fat milk, with enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing, but not so much that it would leave a moustache. – Niles Crane

Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don’t forget food. You can go a week without laughing. – Joss Whedon

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. – Mark Twain

I avoid oysters, which are clearly scientists should look into this next members of the phlegm family. – Dave Barry

One man’s fish is another man’s ‘poisson’. – Carolyn Wells

I’m not sure what makes pepperoni so good if it’s the pepper or the oni. – Ulrik Stephens

There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. – Kevin James

Red meat is not bad for you. Now, blue-green meat, that’s bad for you! – Tom Smothers

It’s so beautifully arranged on the plate you know someone’s fingers have been all over it. – Julia Child

Cakes are healthy too, you just eat a small slice. – Mary Berry

Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is. – P. J. O’Rourke

A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze. – Stephen King

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. – Hippocrates

Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken. – Jonathan Swift

I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks. – Totie Fields

Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos. – Don Kardong

Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate. – Jo Brand

Watermelon – it’s a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. – Enrico Caruso

Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising. – Meg Cabot

Snack time heals all wounds. – Bridger Winegar

Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants. – Michael Pollan

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. – Bethenny Frankel

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons. – Alfred E. Newman

Probably one of the most private things in the world is an egg before it is broken. – M.F.K. Fisher

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. – Barbara Johnson

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. – James Beard

We all eat, and it would be a sad waste of opportunity to eat badly. – Anna Thomas

Never eat more than you can lift. – Miss Piggy

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