A food is something that provides nutrients. Inspirational funny food quotes will fire up your brain and inspire you to look at life differently while making you laugh.
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Famous Funny Food Quotes
Sometimes me think, ‘What is Friend?’ and then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’ Cookie Monster
Nouvelle Cuisine, roughly translated, means: I can’t believe I paid ninety-six dollars and I’m still hungry. Mike Kalin
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. J.R.R. Tolkien
I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. W.C. Fields
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relatives. Oscar Wilde
A recipe has no soul. You, as the cook, must bring the soul to the recipe. Thomas Keller
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations. Oscar Wilde
Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. Alan D. Wolfet
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. Orson Welles
Laughter is brightest in the place where food is. Irish Proverb
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. Will Rogers
Food for us comes from our relatives, whether they have wings or fins or roots. That is how we consider food. Food has a culture. It has a history. It has a story. It has relationships. Winona LaDuke
Food can be very transformational, and it can be more than just about a dish. That’s what happened to me when I first went to France. I fell in love. And if you fall in love, well, then everything is easy. Alice Waters
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces. Judith Viorst
I really don’t think I need buns of steel. I’d be happy with buns of cinnamon. Ellen DeGeneres
The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook. Julia Child
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. Oscar Wilde
One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. Luciano Pavarotti
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. Fran Lebowitz
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. Erma Bombeck
I don’t eat lobsters, shrimp, or crawfish because I don’t eat anything that looks like I should step on it. George Carlin
The way you make an omelet reveals your character. Anthony Bourdaine
Life is a combination of magic and pasta. Federico Fellini
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. Calvin Trillin
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. Mark Twain
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. Jim Davis
If you really want to make a friend, go to someone’s house and eat… The people who give you their food give you their heart. Cesar Chavez
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. Ernestine Ulmer
Amazing Funny Food Quotes
The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! Terry Moore
A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze. Stephen King
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. George Carlin
I’ve long believed that good food, good eating, is all about risk. Whether we’re talking about unpasteurized Stilton, raw oysters or working for organized crime associates, food, for me, has always been an adventure. Anthony Bourdaine
As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. Buddy Hackett
Never order barbecue in a place that also serves quiche. Lewis Grizzard
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. Doug Larson
Tell me what to eat, and I will tell you what you are. Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. Jim Davis
Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup. Henry James
Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners! Roald Dahl
When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, ‘Four. I don’t think I can eat eight. Yogi Berra
Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It’s a grain. It’s like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem. James Patterson
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch. Orson Welles
I’ll have a double cappuccino, half-caf, non-fat milk, with enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing, but not so much that it would leave a moustache. Niles Crane
Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don’t forget food. You can go a week without laughing. Joss Whedon
Sacred cows make the best hamburger. Mark Twain
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you’re hungry again. George Miller
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. Maya Angelou
The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook. Julia Child
Life is too short for self-hatred and celery sticks. Marilyn Wann
I’m not sure what makes pepperoni so good if it’s the pepper or the oni. Ulrik Stephens
There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. Kevin James
