55+ Best Funny Hair Quotes: Exclusive Selection

We have compiled a list of the most fascinating and fun facts about hair. Inspirational funny hair quotes will fire up your brain and inspire you to look at life differently while making you laugh.

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Famous Funny Hair Quotes

I’m undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair. Hillary Rodham Clinton

I’m a big woman. I need big hair. Aretha Franklin

Long hair is considered bohemian, which may be why I grew it, but I keep it long because I love the way it feels, part cloak, part fan, part mane, part security blanket. Marge Piercy

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. George F. Burns

I’m undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair. Hillary Rodham Clinton

Custom is second nature. Be accustomed to a bald head, sufficiently accustomed, and hair on it would seem monstrous. Issac Asimov

I’ve discovered that how I look is not a function of anything as ephemeral as my hair. Judith Light

Of course I have bad hair days; I’m human. Ryan Lochte

Men don’t get smarter as they grow older, they just lose their hair. Mary Astor

There’s no time for a man to recover his hair that grows bald by nature. Willian Shakespeare

What a curious way to do your hair or, rather, not to do it. Marlene Dietrich

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I’m watching the highlights. Jay London

I’m losing my hair where I want hair, and getting hair where I don’t. Billy Crystal

Man can have only a certain number of teeth, hair and ideas; there comes a time when he necessarily loses his teeth, hair and ideas. Voltaire

I’m fine, but you’re obviously having a bad hair day. Kristy Samson

I’ve discovered that how I look is not a function of anything as ephemeral as my hair. Judith Light

I’ve had hangovers before, but this time even my hair hurts. Rock Hudson

Everyone has a bad hair day; the trick is not to have one on picture day. Mark R. Woodward

If you want to get ahead in business, you’ve got to have serious hair. Melanie Griffith

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death. Steven Morrissey

My blackness has never been in my hair. Blackness is not a hairstyle. Bertha Gilkey

Stars are good, too. I wish I could get some to put in my hair. But I suppose I never can. Mark Twain

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot. Elayne Boosler

When a woman isn’t beautiful, people always say, You have lovely eyes, you have lovely hair. Anton Chekov

The tenderest spot in a man’s makeup is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head. Helen Rowland

People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don’t know, I’m never there. Dolly Parton

My real hair color is kind of a dark blonde. Now I just have mood hair. Julia Roberts

I think that the most important thing a woman can have next to talent, of course is her hairdresser. Joan Crawford

I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know that I’m not dumb. I also know I’m not blonde. Dolly Parton

I am my best self when I have süper short hair. That’s when I feel most like me and most confident. Halle Berry

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. Janette Barber

My toes are a total wreck, my fingernails worse, and God knows my hair could use a registered nurse. Jack Bunbury

Oh, who is that young sinner with the handcuffs on his wrists?  And what has he been after that they groan and shake his fists?  And wherefore is he wearing such a conscience stricken air?  Oh, they’re taking him to prison for the colour of his hair. A.E. Housman

I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can’t get the cobwebs out of her hair. Tommy Cooper

You look like you comb your hair with an eggbeater. Lawrence Dorfman

Wanted Dead or alive Rapunzel. For horse thieving, kidnapping, jailbreaking, and using her hair in a manner other than nature intended! Shannon Hale

I got my hair highlighted because I felt that some strands were more important than others. Mitch Hedberg

My real hair color is kind of a dark blonde. Now I just have mood hair. Julia Roberts

I read somewhere that hair grows until you reach 40, then it goes in the opposite direction, into the head, and out the ears, nose and other odd places. Tim Allen

Everything goes with short hair. It is bananas. Ginnifer Goodwin

I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can’t get the cobwebs out of her hair. Tommy Cooper

Hair brings one’s self image into focus; it is vanity’s proving ground. Shana Alexander

Even geniuses can get things wrong. Look at Einstein’s unfortunate choice of a hairdresser. Joss Stirling

A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life. Coco Chanel

Naturally curly hair is a curse, and don’t ever let anyone tell you different. Mary Ann Shaffer

Hairstyles change, and skirt lengths, and slang, but high school administrations? Never. Stephen King

Her hair was a glory of tendrils for the snaring of husbands. Michael Chabon

The right hairstyle can make a plain woman beautiful and a beautiful woman unforgettable. Sophia Loren

I was nineteen and I put a bowl on and I said, Cut around! Because it was not the fashion at the time when I did that hairdo and I kept it all my life! Agnès Varda

If my hair gets any frizzier, I’ll shave it to the scalp. Or light it on fire. Whichever is easier. Victoria Scott

Life is more beautiful when you meet the right hair dresser. Peter Coppola

My toes are a total wreck, my fingernails worse, and god knows my hair could use a registered nurse. Jack Bunbury

If your hair is done properly and you’re wearing good shoes, you can get away with anything. Iris Apfel

I hope you enjoy reading this collection of powerful funny hair quotes. Let me know which one you like most.

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