A school is an educational institution designed to provide learning spaces and learning environments for the teaching of students under the direction of teachers. Inspirational funny quotes about school will fire up your brain and inspire you to look at life differently while making you laugh.
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Most Famous Funny Quotes About School
Play gives children a chance to practice what they are learning. – Mr. Rogers
Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today’s world – an assigned parking space. – Gene Perret
We don’t stop going to school when we graduate. – Carol Burnett
It’s easier to floss with barbed wire than admit you like someone in middle school. – Laurie Halse Anderson
In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson. – Tom Bodett
Headmasters have powers at their disposal with which Prime Ministers have never yet been invested. – Winston Churchill
School is learning things you don’t want to know, surrounded by people you wish you didn’t know, while working toward a future you don’t know will ever come. – Dave Kellett
Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don’t. – Lydia Child
In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson. – Tom Bodett
Children must be taught how to think, Not what to think. – Margaret Mead
It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. – Epictetus
Some students drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. – E.C. McKenzie
The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can’t be learned at school. – Haruki Murakami
People learn something every day, and a lot of times it’s that what they learned the day before was wrong. – Bill Vaughan
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. – Albert Einstein
In school they told me Practice makes perfect. And then they told me Nobody’s perfect, so then I stopped practicing. – Steven Wright
When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble. – Mark Twain
No wonder the teacher knows so much; she has the book. – Edgar Watson Howe
Some students drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. – E.C. McKenzie
He who opens a school door, Closes a prisons. – Victor Hugo
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. – Will Durant
Those who don’t know history are doomed to repeat it. – Edmund Burke
We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school. – Peter De Vries
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught. – Oscar Wilde
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. – Fran Lebowitz
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. – Bill Watterson
As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools. – Unknown
Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken. – Bill Dodds
People learn something every day, and a lot of times it’s that what they learned the day before was wrong. – Bill Vaughan
Education helps you earn more. But not many schoolteachers can prove it. – E. C. McKenzie
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. – Will Durant
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. – Theodore Roosevelt
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen
It’s easier to floss with barbed wire than admit you like someone in middle school. – Laurie Halse Anderson
The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn’t stop until you get to school. – Milton Berle
There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done: school and prison. – William Glasser
Education costs money, but then so does ignorance. – Claus Moser
Work hard, nap hard. – Demi Lovato
A good teacher is like a candle, It consumes itself to light the way for others. – Mustafa Kemal
The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn’t stop until you get to school. – Milton Berle
Show me the man who enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore. – Robert Morley
Public education was not founded to give society what it wants. Quite the opposite. – May Sarton
You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think. – Elbert Hubbard
School is one long illness with symptoms that switch every five minutes so you think it’s getting better or worse. But really it’s the same thing for years and years. – Helen Oyeyemi
You can get all A’s and still flunk life. – Walker Percy
Nothing grieves a child more than to study the wrong lesson and learn something he wasn’t suppose to. – E.C. McKenzie
Learn to be thankful for what you already have, While you pursue all that you want. – Jim Rohn
When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble. – Mark Twain
Respect your parents. They passed school without Google. – Anonymous
If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. – Edgar W. Howe
The Founding Fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on parents. So they provided jails called schools, equipped with tortures called an education. – John Updike
As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school. – Cokie Roberts
You send your child to the schoolmaster, but ’tis the schoolboys who educate him. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
With every book, you go back to school. You become a student. You become an investigative reporter. You spend a little time learning what it’s like to live in someone else’s shoes. – John Irving
If people did not do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done. – Ludwig Wittgenstein
In grade school I was smart, but I didn’t have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends. – David Spade
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
You send your child to the schoolmaster, but ’tis the schoolboys who educate him. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
Sending your child off to school for the first time in their life is terrifying. – Arabella Weir
If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. – Edgar W. Howe
School is practice for future life, practice makes perfect and nobody’s perfect, so why practice? – Billie Joe Armstrong
I’ve always loved the first day of school better than the last day of school. Firsts are best because they are beginnings. – Jenny Han
You can’t learn in school what the world is going to do next year. – Henry Ford
In school one learns to ask stupid questions of life. – Marty Rubin
Show me the man who enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore. – Robert Morley
No wonder the teacher knows so much; she has the book. – Edgar Watson Howe
My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I’ve endured over the past twenty-five years. – Paul Merton
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. – Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
School is the advertising agency which makes you believe that you need the society as it is. – Ivan Illich
The trouble with school is they give you the answer, then they give you the exam. That’s not life…. – Ziad K. Abdelnour
First day of school! Wake up! Come on. First day of school. – Finding Nemo
Education costs money, but then so does ignorance. – Claus Moser
If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great ways. – Napoleon Hill
Schools kill time and creativity. Find ways to workaround these limitations. – Gossy Ukanwoke
In recalling their school years, students mostly remember their teachers, and not the courses they took. – Unknown
My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section. – Norm Crosby
My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had, so he sent me to a girls school. – Jack Herbert
But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. – Ronald Reagan
A teacher’s job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded. – D. Martin
Sunday school: A prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents. – H.L. Mencken
Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at the other. It’s like feeding a dog on his own tail. It won’t fatten the dog. – Mark Twain
A good mother is worth hundreds of schoolmasters. – George Herbert
There is nothing on earth intended for innocent people so horrible as a school. – George Bernard Shaw
You can’t learn in school what the world is going to do next year. – Henry Ford
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. – Jeff Foxworthy
Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull they teach you in school. – George Carlin
I went to a high school reunion a couple years ago and realized that the kids who were the most unusual in high school are the ones who are the most interesting now and the ones who were popular are dull and boring. – Anderson Cooper
No school without spectacular eccentrics and crazy hearts is worth attending. – Saul Bellow
In high school I got voted most likely to get voted for something. Even though I was the only one who voted, it still felt terrific being nominated. – Jarod Kintz
Our school education ignores, in a thousand ways, the rules of healthy development. – Elizabeth Blackwell
I said school starts tomorrow. I didn’t say I was going to be there. – Kim Harrison
School days, I believe, are the unhappiest in the whole span of human existence. – H. L. Mencken
You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him ‘Doctor.’ – Abe Lemons
I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that. – Dick Gregory
If the Romans had been obliged to learn Latin, they would never have found time to conquer the world. – Heinrich Heine
As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school. – Cokie Roberts
I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. – Bill Watterson
When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun. Not the school. – Unknown
A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. – George Santayana
School means work and work means death. Let’s all go take a nap. – Emma Shannon
Books are the ultimate dumpees: put them down and they’ll wait for you forever; pay attention to them and they always love you back. – John Green
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