101+ Best Funny Quotes About School: Exclusive Selection

A school is an educational institution designed to provide learning spaces and learning environments for the teaching of students under the direction of teachers. Inspirational funny quotes about school will fire up your brain and inspire you to look at life differently while making you laugh.

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Most Famous Funny Quotes About School

Play gives children a chance to practice what they are learning. – Mr. Rogers

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today’s world – an assigned parking space. – Gene Perret

We don’t stop going to school when we graduate. – Carol Burnett

It’s easier to floss with barbed wire than admit you like someone in middle school. – Laurie Halse Anderson

In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson. – Tom Bodett

Headmasters have powers at their disposal with which Prime Ministers have never yet been invested. – Winston Churchill

School is learning things you don’t want to know, surrounded by people you wish you didn’t know, while working toward a future you don’t know will ever come. – Dave Kellett

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don’t. – Lydia Child

In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson. – Tom Bodett

Children must be taught how to think, Not what to think. – Margaret Mead

funny quotes about school

It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. – Epictetus

Some students drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. – E.C. McKenzie

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can’t be learned at school. – Haruki Murakami

People learn something every day, and a lot of times it’s that what they learned the day before was wrong. – Bill Vaughan

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. – Albert Einstein

In school they told me Practice makes perfect. And then they told me Nobody’s perfect, so then I stopped practicing. – Steven Wright

When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble. – Mark Twain

No wonder the teacher knows so much; she has the book. – Edgar Watson Howe

Some students drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. – E.C. McKenzie

He who opens a school door, Closes a prisons. – Victor Hugo

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. – Will Durant

Those who don’t know history are doomed to repeat it. – Edmund Burke

We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school. – Peter De Vries

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught. – Oscar Wilde

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. – Fran Lebowitz

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. – Bill Watterson

As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools. – Unknown

Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken. – Bill Dodds

People learn something every day, and a lot of times it’s that what they learned the day before was wrong. – Bill Vaughan

Education helps you earn more. But not many schoolteachers can prove it. – E. C. McKenzie

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. – Will Durant

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. – Theodore Roosevelt

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen

It’s easier to floss with barbed wire than admit you like someone in middle school. – Laurie Halse Anderson

The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn’t stop until you get to school. – Milton Berle

There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done: school and prison. – William Glasser

Education costs money, but then so does ignorance. – Claus Moser

Work hard, nap hard. – Demi Lovato

A good teacher is like a candle, It consumes itself to light the way for others. – Mustafa Kemal

The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn’t stop until you get to school. – Milton Berle

Show me the man who enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore. – Robert Morley

Public education was not founded to give society what it wants. Quite the opposite. – May Sarton

You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think. – Elbert Hubbard

School is one long illness with symptoms that switch every five minutes so you think it’s getting better or worse. But really it’s the same thing for years and years. – Helen Oyeyemi

You can get all A’s and still flunk life. – Walker Percy

Nothing grieves a child more than to study the wrong lesson and learn something he wasn’t suppose to. – E.C. McKenzie

Learn to be thankful for what you already have, While you pursue all that you want. – Jim Rohn

When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble. – Mark Twain

Respect your parents. They passed school without Google. – Anonymous

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. – Edgar W. Howe

The Founding Fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on parents. So they provided jails called schools, equipped with tortures called an education. – John Updike

As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school. – Cokie Roberts

You send your child to the schoolmaster, but ’tis the schoolboys who educate him. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

With every book, you go back to school. You become a student. You become an investigative reporter. You spend a little time learning what it’s like to live in someone else’s shoes. – John Irving

If people did not do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done. – Ludwig Wittgenstein

In grade school I was smart, but I didn’t have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends. – David Spade

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain

You send your child to the schoolmaster, but ’tis the schoolboys who educate him. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sending your child off to school for the first time in their life is terrifying. – Arabella Weir

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. – Edgar W. Howe

School is practice for future life, practice makes perfect and nobody’s perfect, so why practice? – Billie Joe Armstrong

I’ve always loved the first day of school better than the last day of school. Firsts are best because they are beginnings. – Jenny Han

You can’t learn in school what the world is going to do next year. – Henry Ford

In school one learns to ask stupid questions of life. – Marty Rubin

Show me the man who enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore. – Robert Morley

No wonder the teacher knows so much; she has the book. – Edgar Watson Howe

My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I’ve endured over the past twenty-five years. – Paul Merton

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. – Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

School is the advertising agency which makes you believe that you need the society as it is. – Ivan Illich

The trouble with school is they give you the answer, then they give you the exam. That’s not life…. – Ziad K. Abdelnour

First day of school! Wake up! Come on. First day of school. – Finding Nemo

Education costs money, but then so does ignorance. – Claus Moser

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great ways. – Napoleon Hill

Schools kill time and creativity. Find ways to workaround these limitations. – Gossy Ukanwoke

In recalling their school years, students mostly remember their teachers, and not the courses they took. – Unknown

My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section. – Norm Crosby

My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had, so he sent me to a girls school. – Jack Herbert

But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. – Ronald Reagan

A teacher’s job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded. – D. Martin

Sunday school: A prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents. – H.L. Mencken

Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at the other. It’s like feeding a dog on his own tail. It won’t fatten the dog. – Mark Twain

A good mother is worth hundreds of schoolmasters. – George Herbert

There is nothing on earth intended for innocent people so horrible as a school. – George Bernard Shaw

You can’t learn in school what the world is going to do next year. – Henry Ford

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. – Jeff Foxworthy

Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull they teach you in school. – George Carlin

I went to a high school reunion a couple years ago and realized that the kids who were the most unusual in high school are the ones who are the most interesting now and the ones who were popular are dull and boring. – Anderson Cooper

No school without spectacular eccentrics and crazy hearts is worth attending. – Saul Bellow

In high school I got voted most likely to get voted for something. Even though I was the only one who voted, it still felt terrific being nominated. – Jarod Kintz

Our school education ignores, in a thousand ways, the rules of healthy development. – Elizabeth Blackwell

I said school starts tomorrow. I didn’t say I was going to be there. – Kim Harrison

School days, I believe, are the unhappiest in the whole span of human existence. – H. L. Mencken

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him ‘Doctor.’ – Abe Lemons

I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that. – Dick Gregory

If the Romans had been obliged to learn Latin, they would never have found time to conquer the world. – Heinrich Heine

As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school. – Cokie Roberts

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. – Bill Watterson

When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun. Not the school. – Unknown

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. – George Santayana

School means work and work means death. Let’s all go take a nap. – Emma Shannon

Books are the ultimate dumpees: put them down and they’ll wait for you forever; pay attention to them and they always love you back. – John Green

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