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Famous Funny Saturday Quotes
Different cocktails for different Saturday nights. Drew Barrymore
Saturday is what gives us a weekend of enjoyment. Anthony T. Hincks
Saturday is still the busiest shopping day of the week, but the opening of stores on Sundays has made it less distinctively busy. Susan Orlean
Love me like Saturday night, like three glasses of champagne, like the room is spinning, like you’re drunk on my love. C.J. Carlyon
Saturdays are an escape from school, work, and ‘have to’ tasks. Michael Crews
Today is Saturday, which means that the only decision that you should be making is whether to have a bottle or a glass of wine. Unknown
Saturday night happens to be when most people take part in whatever is the current entertainment trend. Susan Orlean
Come on, no one works Saturday night! Rob Grant
When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Saturday is the mightiest day of the week. It’s unshakably, overwhelmingly superior. Not only is it a day off of school, the following day is also a day off, like some kind of Super Saiyan bargain sale. Wataru Watari
My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday! Unknown
Saturdays are a chance to wake up extra early and enjoy the freedom to do whatever I want. Michael Crews
On this Saturday, remember that you are the master of your fate and the captain of your soul. Unknown
I suppose any policeman who’s been in Harlem for a month of Saturday nights has had all the experiences he’ll ever need, as far as handling violence goes. Russell Endo
I think having more Saturdays sounds great, and having every day be Saturday sound even better. Michael Crews
Amazing Funny Saturday Quotes
Saturday night is when you want to do what you want to do and not what you have to do. Susan Orlean
Ah. I love these lazy Saturdays. Ah. I love these real Saturdays. They’re so relaxing. Matt Groening
I look forward to packing in the activities to live life to the fullest. To me, Saturdays are invaluable. Michael Crews
There was nothing like a Saturday – unless it was the Saturday leading up to the last week of school and into summer vacation. That of course was all the Saturdays of your life rolled into one big shiny ball. Nora Roberts
Sleeping in on a Saturday always feels like a little bit of heaven. Carla Kringer
To me, it always seemed as though Saturday night was the down-home night. Russell Endo
There were many reasons to regard Saturday as the second best day after Friday. R. Phillip Ritter
Saturday night still does have a distinct personality and effect on most people. People still act differently on a Saturday night for no reason other than it’s Saturday night. Susan Orlean
Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have ‘plans.’ Mike Birbiglia
I told myself that I was going to live the rest of my life as if it were Saturday. Chip Gaines
Does anybody remember when Saturday night meant date night? Joss Whedon
Saturday mornings, I’ve learned, are a great opportunity for kids to sneak into your bed, fall back asleep, and kick you in the face. Dan Pearce
Oh my sweet Saturday, I have been waiting for you for six long days Charmaine J Forde
Without Saturday, Sunday would just be another day of the week. Anthony T. Hincks
Saturday night is the night for daring deeds. Russell Endo
Saturday night is a time to try new things. Maybe that’s why so many people in the older generation had to lose their lives on Saturday night. Russell Endo
Its Saturday I plan on doing nothing and plenty of it. Unknown
Sunday would be lost without Saturday, and I would be lost without you. Anthony T. Hincks
It’s not that we spend five days looking forward to just two. It’s that most people do what they enjoy most on those two days. Imagine living a life where everyday are your Saturdays and Sundays. Make everyday your weekend. Make everyday a play-day James A. Murphy
Earlier this century Saturday was ‘bath night’. Wash day. Bed sheets got changed. Lloyd Jones
In the postwar years, in quick time, Saturday became the cornerstone of a new social pattern. Lloyd Jones
