30+ Best Funny Saturday Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Saturday is the day of the week between Friday and Sunday. Inspirational funny saturday quotes will encourage growth in life, make you wiser and broaden your perspective.

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Famous Funny Saturday Quotes

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it  Bill Gates

Oh my sweet Saturday, I have been waiting for you for six long days Charmaine J. Forde

No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early Groucho Marx

Saturday night is when you want to do what you want to do and not what you have to do Susan Orleans

Doing nothing is very hard to do you never know when you’re finished Leslie Nielsen

Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath Lyndon B. Johnson

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

When I was a kid, they were a really important thing to me. I couldn’t wait for Saturday night Emil Ferris

If you think your boss is stupid, remember you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter John Gotti

Spirituality is the sacred center out of which all life comes, including Mondays and Tuesdays and rainy Saturday afternoons in all their mundane and glorious detail Christina Baldwin

Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done Peter Drucker

Saturday is the thing that gives us a weekend of enjoyment Anthony T. Hinks

It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you Dwight D. Eisenhower

Imagine living a life where every day are your Saturdays and Sundays Make every day your weekend James A. Murphy

People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do Elbert Hubbard

Saturday is the mightiest day of the week It’s unshakably, overwhelmingly superior Wataru Watari

Saturdays are an escape from school, work, and have to tasks Michael Crews

I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one Clarence Darrow

Happy Saturday! Study nature, love nature, stay close to nature It will never fail you Frank Lloyd Wright

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one Oscar Wilde

Happy Saturday! When you rise in the morning, give thanks for the light, for your life, for your strength Tecumseh

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit George Carlin

I think having more Saturdays sounds great Michael Crews

 It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours he can’t make love for eight hours The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work William Faulkner

Saturday makes my day complete Anthony T. Hincks

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Edgar Bergen

Happiness is not having to set the alarm for the next day That’s why I love Saturday

You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic Zig Ziglar

Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through Anthony Burgess