30+ Best Funny Saturday Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Saturday is the day of the week between Friday and Sunday. Inspirational funny saturday quotes will encourage growth in life, make you wiser and broaden your perspective.

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Famous Funny Saturday Quotes

Different cocktails for different Saturday nights. Drew Barrymore

Saturday is what gives us a weekend of enjoyment. Anthony T. Hincks

Saturday is still the busiest shopping day of the week, but the opening of stores on Sundays has made it less distinctively busy. Susan Orlean

Love me like Saturday night, like three glasses of champagne, like the room is spinning, like you’re drunk on my love. C.J. Carlyon

Saturdays are an escape from school, work, and ‘have to’ tasks. Michael Crews

Today is Saturday, which means that the only decision that you should be making is whether to have a bottle or a glass of wine. Unknown

Saturday night happens to be when most people take part in whatever is the current entertainment trend. Susan Orlean

Come on, no one works Saturday night! Rob Grant

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When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long. Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Saturday is the mightiest day of the week. It’s unshakably, overwhelmingly superior. Not only is it a day off of school, the following day is also a day off, like some kind of Super Saiyan bargain sale. Wataru Watari

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday! Unknown

Saturdays are a chance to wake up extra early and enjoy the freedom to do whatever I want. Michael Crews

On this Saturday, remember that you are the master of your fate and the captain of your soul. Unknown

I suppose any policeman who’s been in Harlem for a month of Saturday nights has had all the experiences he’ll ever need, as far as handling violence goes. Russell Endo

I think having more Saturdays sounds great, and having every day be Saturday sound even better. Michael Crews

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Amazing Funny Saturday Quotes

Saturday night is when you want to do what you want to do and not what you have to do. Susan Orlean

Ah. I love these lazy Saturdays. Ah. I love these real Saturdays. They’re so relaxing. Matt Groening

I look forward to packing in the activities to live life to the fullest. To me, Saturdays are invaluable. Michael Crews

There was nothing like a Saturday – unless it was the Saturday leading up to the last week of school and into summer vacation. That of course was all the Saturdays of your life rolled into one big shiny ball. Nora Roberts

Sleeping in on a Saturday always feels like a little bit of heaven. Carla Kringer

To me, it always seemed as though Saturday night was the down-home night. Russell Endo

There were many reasons to regard Saturday as the second best day after Friday. R. Phillip Ritter

Saturday night still does have a distinct personality and effect on most people. People still act differently on a Saturday night for no reason other than it’s Saturday night. Susan Orlean

Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have ‘plans.’ Mike Birbiglia

I told myself that I was going to live the rest of my life as if it were Saturday. Chip Gaines

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Does anybody remember when Saturday night meant date night? Joss Whedon

Saturday mornings, I’ve learned, are a great opportunity for kids to sneak into your bed, fall back asleep, and kick you in the face. Dan Pearce

Oh my sweet Saturday, I have been waiting for you for six long days Charmaine J Forde

Without Saturday, Sunday would just be another day of the week. Anthony T. Hincks

Saturday night is the night for daring deeds. Russell Endo

Saturday night is a time to try new things. Maybe that’s why so many people in the older generation had to lose their lives on Saturday night. Russell Endo

Its Saturday I plan on doing nothing and plenty of it. Unknown

Sunday would be lost without Saturday, and I would be lost without you. Anthony T. Hincks

It’s not that we spend five days looking forward to just two. It’s that most people do what they enjoy most on those two days. Imagine living a life where everyday are your Saturdays and Sundays. Make everyday your weekend. Make everyday a play-day James A. Murphy

Earlier this century Saturday was ‘bath night’. Wash day. Bed sheets got changed. Lloyd Jones

In the postwar years, in quick time, Saturday became the cornerstone of a new social pattern. Lloyd Jones

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