Association football, more commonly known as football or soccer, is a team sport played with a spherical ball between two teams of 11 players. Inspirational funny soccer quotes will encourage you to think a little deeper than you usually would and broaden your perspective.
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Famous Funny Soccer Quotes
We didn’t underestimate them. They were a lot better than we thought. – Bobby Robson
Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw. – Ron Atkinson
Soccer players pretend they’re hurt. Hockey players pretend they’re not. – Soccer
It’s an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you’re more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson. – Gordon Strachan referring to Wayne Rooney
We must have had 99 percent of the game. It was the other three percnet that cost us the match. – Ruud Gullit
The rules of soccer are very simple: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn’t move, kick it until it does. – Phil Woosnam

Hodge scored for Forest after 22 seconds – totally against the run of play. – Peter Lorenzo
We actually got the winner three minutes from the end but then they equalized. – Ian McNail
I don’t like to see players tossed off needlessly – Andy Gray
When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1 – Lawrie McMenemy
Football is a game in which a handful of fit men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise. – Unknown
Raul, man, he’s like a Twinkie. He would survive a nuclear war. – Ray Hudson
We’ll still be happy if we lose. The game’s on at the same time as the Beer Festival. – Cork City
He dribbles a lot and the opposition don’t like it -you can see it all over their faces. – Ron Atkinson
Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field. – Metro Radio
Batistuta gets most of his goals with the ball. – Ian St John
The beauty of Cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath – Terry Butcher
If you stand still there is only one way to go, and that’s backwards – Peter Shilton

And Farmer has now scored 19 goals, exactly double the number he scored last season – Garry Lyon
Is the Pope Catholic. No I’m serious, is he? I really need to know – David Beckham
The ref was vertically 15 yards away. – Kevin Keegan
Diego Maradona – a flawed genius who has now become a genius who is flawed – Bob Wilson
The underdogs will start favourites for this match – Anthony Hudson
Statistics are like miniskirts: They give you good ideas but hide the important things – Ebbe Skovdahl
When Manchester United are at their best I am close to *rg*sm – Gianluca Vialli
Winning doesn’t really matter as long as you win – Vinny Jones
They’ve picked their heads up off the ground and they now have a lot to carry on their shoulders. – Ron Atkinson
Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air even longer. – David Acfield
England has the best fans in the world and Scotland’s fans are second-to-none. – Kevin Keegan
Chile have three options – they could win or they could lose. – Kevin Keegan
I came to Nantes two years ago and it’s much the same today, except that it’s completely different. – Kevin Keegan
I would not say he is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better. – Ron Atkinson
The Germans only have one player under 22, and he’s 23! – Kevin Keegan
Well, Clive, it’s all about the two M’s. Movement and positioning – Ron Atkinson
I spent 90 percent of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted! – George Best
If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again. – Terry Venables
Moreano thought that the full back was gonna come up behind and give him one really hard. – Ron Atkinson
You guys line up alphabetically by height. – Bill Peterson
Zero – zero is a big score! – Ron Atkinson
Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins. – Brian Moore
This is an unusual Scotland side because they have good players – Javier Clemente