Work is an activity, such as a job, that a person uses physical or mental effort to do, usually for money. Inspirational funny work quotes quotes will fire up your brain and inspire you to look at life differently while making you laugh.
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Most Famous Funny Work Quotes
I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. Bill Gates
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Edgar Bergen
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. George Carlin
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. Phyllis Diller
It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work. William Faulkner
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. Robert Frost
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Edgar Bergen
Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still? J. Paul Getty
You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic. Zig Ziglar
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers. Homer Simpson
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement. Tom Goins
Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock. Pablo Picass0
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. Jerome K. Jerome
The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind. Joseph Stilwell
The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen. Sarah Brown
There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it? Kin Hubbard
If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock. Claude McDonald
There’s an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. Peter Drucker
The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse. Dennis Miller
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties. Doug Larson
My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work
Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things. TS Eliot
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. Robert Orben
If you would like to know the value of money, try to borrow some. Benjamin Franklin
Delegate your work. Stop spending dollar time on penny jobs. Mary Kay Ash
If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style. Quentin Crisp
Getting paid to sleep that’s my dream job
Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment. Dilbert
The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form. Stanley J. Randall
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. Oscar Wilde
If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is playing. Z is keep your mouth shut.” Albert Einstein
Beware of any enterprise requiring new clothes. Henry Thoreau
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers. Homer Simpson
Right now, this is a job. If I advance any higher, this would be my career. And if this were my career, I’d have to throw myself in front of a train. The Office
There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it? Kin Hubbard
You never become a howling success by just howling. Bob Harrington
There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting. David Letterman
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. Earl Wilson
Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon.
I’m not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues. Franklin D. Roosevelt
