Profoundly inspirational glasses quotes will fire up your brain and encourage you to look at life differently while making you laugh.
Famous Glasses Quotes
May we always see life through love colored glasses. Kamand Kojouri
I always think about what it means to wear eyeglasses. When you get used to glasses you don’t know how far you could really see. I think about all the people before eyeglasses were invented. It must have been weird because everyone was seeing in different ways according to how bad their eyes were. Now, eyeglasses standardize everyone’s vision to 20-20. That’s an example of everyone becoming more alike. Everyone could be seeing at different levels if it weren’t for glasses. Andy Warhol
Being sick feels like you’re wearing someone else’s glasses. Megan Boyle
Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The moon is like a bar; we all fill our glasses the way we can. M. F. Moonzajer
I had an interview once with some German journalist some horrible, ugly woman. It was in the early days after the communists maybe a week after and she wore a yellow sweater that was kind of see through. She had huge tits and a huge black bra, and she said to me, It’s impolite; remove your glasses. I said, Do I ask you to remove your bra? Karl Lagerfeld
Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses. Aaron Hill
Being sick feels like you’re wearing someone else’s glasses. Megan Boyle
People have a tendency to see country life through rose colored glasses. P. J. Harvey
Shaun get your sister her glasses. She looks naked without them. It’s creeping me out. Mira Grant
People really give you a hard time when you wear fake glasses out to a bar. Ryan Eggold
If you had weak eyes, they needed exercise to get strong. Glasses were like crutches. They prevented people with feeble eyes from seeing the world on their own. Jeannette Walls
You know, anyone who wears glasses, in one sense or another, is a cyborg. Evgeny Morozov
People who look good in glasses mustn’t die. And you look wonderful in glasses. Torii Nagomu
Sometimes you’ve got to put your realistic glasses on and see who you are. Will Muschamp
Got up this morning and could not find my glasses. Finally had to seek assistance. Kate Winslet found them inside a flower arrangement. Emma Thompson
Do not expect the world to look bright if you habitually wear gray brown glasses. Charles William Eliot
Really, nobody was there?” I asked.
Well, nobody important, he said, putting his glasses back on and blinking. Daniel Amory
People who wear glasses, without them, they always look unfocused, vulnerable. Out in the open. Lee Child
To go back home was to play with impressions in this way, the way I played with the first pair of glasses I had, looking at a world now sharp and small and not quite real, now standard in size and real but blurred. V.S. Naipaul
Girls with glasses aren’t happy being nomads; they need a safe place to put their glasses while they sleep. Marissa Walsh
Love at first sight? Let me just put on my glasses. Ljupka Cvetanova
The greatest magnifying glasses in the world are a man’s own eyes when they look upon his own person. Alexander Pope
May we always see life through love-coloured glasses. Kamand Kojouri
It never gets old watching someone receive their first pair of glasses and regain their vision and their life. Neil Blumenthal
All of life seems to me a strange dream about losing things you never had to begin with. About trying to find your glasses when you can’t see because you don’t have your glasses on. Lorrie Moore
Putting on a new pair of glasses or sunglasses is a simple way to completely transform your look just like a new hairstyle. Brad Goreski
She scans the field for the boys. It’s a blur. She should probably get glasses, probably should’ve gotten glasses a long time ago. She would never tell anyone this, but she enjoys the distance being a blur. Tommy Orange
When people think about computer science, they imagine people with pocket protectors and thick glasses who code all night. Marissa Mayer
The optometry industry profits immensely from most people’s blindness to the fact that civilization has made eye exercises a necessity for most people. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A simple, well proven surgery can restore sight to millions, and something even simpler, a pair of glasses, can make millions more see. Thulasiraj Ravilla
We’ve reached the age where we can’t function without our glasses. Especially if they’re empty. Nitya Prakash
Women have served all these centuries as looking glasses possessing the power of reflecting the figure of man at twice its natural size. Virginia Woolf
It was probably the stupid glasses. How were you supposed to see anything wearing mirrored sunglasses underground? Any they were so nineties, they weren’t even retro yet. Eoin Colfer
12% of people with glasses wear them as an attempt to see better. 88% of people with glasses wear them as an attempt to appear smarter. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
And then, with care, Justin put the second lens in, giving me my eyes. Turning to the mirror on the wall, I saw myself, unblocked by glass and wire. I felt beautiful, changed freed from the identity of the girl who wears glasses. Aspen Matis
If you had weak eyes, they needed exercises to get strong. Glasses were like crutches. They prevented people with feeble eyes from seeing the world on their own. Jeannette Walls
Like that of the house, the all too common overuse of the neck leads to the underuse of the muscles of the eye. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Everybody comes with prejudices, colored glasses on their eyes. Then they see everything colored according to their glasses. Yes, a few people come just like you, unprejudiced, without any idea gathered from yellow journalism. Osho
Your glasses won’t help you to see into the future. Tamerlan Kuzgov
Love at first sight? Let me just put on my glasses. Ljupka Cvetanova
She took off her glasses and put them in my hand. You know, without these, I can’t see anything. What’s funny is that it’s like no one else can see me either. Isn’t it strange? I kind of feel invisible. Justin Cronin
People who look good in glasses mustn’t die. And you look wonderful in glasses. Torii Nagomu
People who wear glasses, without them they always look unfocused, vulnerable. Out in the open. A layer removed. Lee Child
Shaun, get your sister her glasses. She looks naked without them. It’s creeping me out. Mira Grant
She wears glasses that are not too small. I wish I was a girl like that. I wear contact lenses because glasses make me look like I am wearing glasses. I am not saying this properly. When she wears glasses she looks so quiet, like a grenade with the pin still in. Joey Comeau
We’ve reached the age where we can’t function without our glasses. Especially if they’re empty. Nitya Prakash
It is not the wine that makes us drunk, but the one who brings it and fills the glass. M.F. Moonzajer
My doggie don’t wear glasses so they’re lying when they say a dog looks like its owner aren’t they. John Hegley
Fort somehow turned the symbol of nerdiness into a visual aphrodisiac Spanish fly in the form of solid black frames. Shirin Dubbin
A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Fred Allen
I also like to take my glasses off and look at people. The faces around me, all of them, seem kind and pretty and smiling. What’s more, when my glasses are off, I don’t ever think about arguing with anyone at all, nor do I feel the need to make snide remarks. All I do is just blankly stare in silence. Osamu Dazai
She should probably get glasses, probably should’ve gotten glasses a long time ago. She would never tell anyone this, but she enjoys the distance being a blur. Tommy Orange
With the aid of a minute correction that of the dispersing lens in a gold frame perched on her nose, Miranda can see into hell. Ingeborg Bachmann
All of life seems to me a strange dream about losing things you never had to begin with. About trying to find your glasses when you can’t see because you don’t have your glasses on. Lorrie Moore
About GreenHollyWood who is this character?? My English teacher a fat guy about 30 or 35 years old with Glasses and short Hair. Deyth Banger
The one thing in the world that I can’t do without is my glasses. Lucy Bronze
Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses. Aaron Hill
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out. Steven Wright
Sometimes you’ve got to put your realistic glasses on and see who you are. Will Muschamp
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. Henny Youngman
A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Fred Allen
I’m tall, fat, rather bald, red faced, double chinned, black haired, have a deep voice, and wear glasses for reading. C. S. Lewis
I guess I kind of lived in a fairytale world looking at everything through rose colored glasses. I probably always will, to a certain extent. Sharon Tate
It was probably the stupid glasses. How were you supposed to see anything wearing mirrored sunglasses underground? Eoin Colfer
At some point in every person’s life, you will need an assisted medical device whether it’s your glasses, your contacts, or as you age and you have a hip replacement or a knee replacement or a pacemaker. The prosthetic generation is all around us. Aimee Mullins
My glasses say a lot about me because I think me in a pair of sunglasses is an image that a lot of people would recognize. Victoria Beckham
I wanted to re examine stories people think they know without the rose colored glasses of Hollywood and let the audience decide for themselves if people like Wyatt Earp were sinners or victims of life circumstances. Travis Fimmel
Putting on a new pair of glasses or sunglasses is a simple way to completely transform your look just like a new hairstyle. Brad Goreski
The greatest magnifying glasses in the world are a man’s own eyes when they look upon his own person. Alexander Pope
There are places you go, and they say, Take off your dark glasses so we can see your beautiful blue eyes. And you just want to; you just want to, I dunno, um, thump them. Paul Newman
We all come to the point where it’s time to get yourself straight, as a businesswoman, a mother, whatever you are in life. It’s tough love but it’s also being real with yourself. It’s important to take those rose coloured glasses off and see what’s going on. Kelly Rowland
