55+ Best Grinch Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Inspirational grinch quotes will fire up your brain and inspire you to look at life differently while making you laugh.

Powerful Collection of Most Famous Grinch Quotes

It came without ribbons, it came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags. – The Grinch

Maybe Christmas (he thought) doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more. – The Grinch

Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot. But The Grinchwho lived just North of Whoville did not! – The Grinch

But this sound wasn’t sad! Why, this sound sounded glad! – The Grinch

No one should be alone on Christmas. – Cindy Lou Who

Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas. – The Grinch

It’s because I’m green isn’t it? – The Grinch

4:00, wallow in self-pity. 4:30, stare into the abyss. 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me. I can’t cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing. I’m booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. – The Grinch

Then he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming, ‘I must find some way to keep Christmas from coming!’ – The Grinch

They’re just waking up! I know just what they’ll do! Their mouths will hang open a minute or two Then the Whos down in Whoville will all cry boo-hoo! – The Grinch

Am I just eating because I’m bored? – The Grinch

Cheer up, dude. It’s Christmas. – The Grinch

And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise! There’s one thing I hate! All the NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! – The Grinch

Welcome Christmas. Bring your cheer, Cheer to all Whos, far and near. – The Grinch

Tomorrow is Christmas. It’s practically here! – The Grinch

That is not a chew toy! – The Grinch

Blast this Christmas music! It’s joyful and triumphant. – The Grinch

Christmas Day will always be Just as long as we have we. – The Grinch

Then thought of something he hadn’t before! What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas… perhaps… means a little bit more! – The Grinch

Be it ever so heinous, there’s no place like home. – The Grinch

I’m all toasty inside. – The Grinch

Stupid. Ugly. Out of date. This is ridiculous. If I can’t find something nice to wear I’m not going. – The Grinch

Every Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small, Was singing without any presents at all! – The Grinch

Then he slid down the chimney, a rather tight pinch. But if Santa could do it, then so could. – The Grinch

No matter how different a Who may appear, he will always be welcomed with holiday cheer. – Cindy Lou Who

What is that stench? It’s fantastic. – The Grinch

For, tomorrow, I know all the Who girls and boys Will wake bright and early. They’ll rush for their toys! – The Grinch

With a smile to his soul, he descended Mount Crumpet Cheerily blowing Who! Who! – The Grinch on his trumpet. – The Grinch

One man’s toxic sludge is another man’s potpourri. – The Grinch

Kids today. So desensitized by movies and television. – The Grinch

Bleeding hearts of the world unite. – The Grinch

He brought everything back, all the food for the feast! And he, he himself, The Grinchcarved the roast beast! – The Grinch

Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant, Around the whole room, and he took every present! – The Grinch

Holiday who-be what-ee? – The Grinch

I could use a little social interaction. – The Grinch

I know just what to do! – The Grinch The Grinchlaughed in his throat. I’ll make a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat. – The Grinch

Then he got an idea! An awful idea! The Grinchgot a wonderful, awful idea! – The Grinch

But I think that the most likely reason of all May have been that his heart was two sizes too small. – The Grinch

Give me that! Don’t you know you’re not supposed to take things that don’t belong to you? What’s the matter with you? You some kind of wild animal? – The Grinch

I’m an idiot. You’re an idiot! – The Grinch

Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I merely noticed that you’re improperly packaged, my dear. – The Grinch

HELP ME…I’m FEELING. – The Grinch

He brought back their snoof and their tringlers and fuzzles, Brought back their pantookas, their dafflers and wuzzles. – The Grinch

He rode into Whoville. He brought back their toys. He brought back their floof to the Who girls and boys. – The Grinch

You can’t hurt Christmas, Mr. Mayor because it isn’t about the gifts or the contests or the fancy lights. – Lou Lou Who

If you utter so much as one syllable, I’LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you’d like to fax me, press the star key. – The Grinch

They’ll stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing. They’ll stand hand-in-hand, and those Whos will start singing! – The Grinch

Ten thousand feet up, up the side of Mount Crumpet, He rode with his load to the tiptop to dump it! – The Grinch

I don’t need anything more for Christmas than this right here. My family. – Lou Lou Who

Christmas Day is in our grasp So long as we have hands to grasp. – The Grinch

And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say That the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day! – The Grinch

That’s what it’s all about, isn’t it? That’s what it’s always been about. Gifts, gifts… gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts! You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I’m saying? In your garbage. I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump. And the avarice. The avarice never ends! ‘I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue.’ Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is… – The Grinch

And they’ll feast, feast, feast, feast. They’ll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast. But that’s something I just cannot stand in the least. Oh, no. I’M SPEAKING IN RHYME! – The Grinch

Welcome Christmas while we stand Heart to heart and hand in hand. – The Grinch

She stared at The Grinchand said, ‘Santy Claus, why, why are you taking our Christmas tree? WHY?’ – The Grinch

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