The Grinch (also known as Dr. Seuss’ The Grinch) is a 2018 American computer-animated Christmas fantasy comedy film produced by Illumination and distributed by Universal Pictures. Based on the 1957 book How the Grinch Stole Christmas! Inspirational Grinch quotes will fire up your brain and inspire you to look at life differently while making you laugh.
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Most Famous Grinch Quotes
No one should be alone on Christmas. Cindy Lou Who
Oh. Bleeding hearts of the world unite. Jim Carrey
Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is stupid, stupid, stupid! The Grinch
One man’s toxic sludge is another man’s potpourri. Jim Carrey
I must stop Christmas from coming but how? I mean in what way? The Grinch
I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump. Jim Carrey
You can’t hurt Christmas, Mr. Mayor, because it isn’t about the gifts or the contest or the fancy lights. That’s what Cindy’s been trying to tell everyone. Lou Lou Who
Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. Double Hate. Loathe entirely! Jim Carrey
Blast this Christmas music it’s joyful and triumphant. The Grinch
For fifty three years, Christmas has brought me nothing but misery. I know just what to do. I become Santa Clause to steal their Christmas. If he could deliver it one night, then I can steal it. Jim Carrey
I know just what to do. I become Santa Claus to steal their Christmas. If he could deliver it one night, then I can steal it. What’s Santa have that I don’t? The Grinch
The avarice never ends! I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue. Jim Carrey
Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot, but the Grinch who lived just north of Whoville did not. Narrator
That’s what it’s all about, isn’t it? That’s what it’s always been about. Gifts, gifts gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts! You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I’m saying? In your garbage. Jim Carrey
Are you having a holly, jolly Christmas? The Grinch
4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me I can’t cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self loathing I’m booked. Jim Carrey
Am I just eating because I’m bored? The Grinch
What’s that stench? It’s fantastic. Jim Carrey
Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn’t allowed it. The Grinch
And then all the noise. All the noise, noise, noise, noise! They’ll bang on tong tinglers, blow their foo flounders, they’ll crash on jang jinglers, and bounce on boing bounders! Jim Carrey
Help me I’m feeling. The Grinch
Max, grab a bag. We’ll come back for the rest. Of course when I say we I mean you. Jim Carrey
Be it ever so heinous, there’s no place like home. The Grinch
That is not a chew toy. You have no idea where it’s been. Jim Carrey
Stupid. Ugly. Out of date. If I can’t find something nice to wear, I’m not going. The Grinch
I tell you, Max, I don’t know why I ever leave this place. I’ve got all the company I need right here. Jim Carrey
No matter how different a Who may appear, he will always be welcome with holiday cheer. Cindy Lou Who
Give me that! Don’t you know you’re not supposed to take things that don’t belong to you? Jim Carrey
I don’t need anything more for Christmas than this right here. My family. Lou Lou Who
Well done, Max! Serves them right, those yuletide loving sickly sweet, nog sucking cheer mongers! I really don’t like em. Mm mm. No, I don’t. Jim Carrey
Santa, don’t forget the Grinch. I know he’s mean and hairy and smelly, and his hands are cold and clammy, but I think he’s kinda sweet. Cindy Lou Who
Those Whos are hard to frazzle, Max. But, we did our worst, and that’s all that matters. Jim Carrey
I am the Grinch that stole Christmas and I’m sorry. The Grinch
I tell you, Max, I don’t know why I ever leave this place. I’ve got all the company I need right here. The Grinch
Beautiful, isn’t it, Max? This, my little friend, is the Rein Horn. It perfectly recreates the mating call of the reindeer. Behold. Benedict Cumberbatch
I’m all toasty inside. The Grinch
Today was great! We did mean things, and we did them in style. Benedict Cumberbatch
Christmas Day will always be just as long as we have we. Narrator
And the Grinch, with his Grinch feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled ’till his puzzler was sore. Dr. Suess
We did our worst and that’s all that matters. The Grinch
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before! What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas perhaps means a little bit more? Dr. Suess
What’s that stench? It’s fantastic. The Grinch
The ribbons! The wrappings! The tags! And the tinsel! The trimmings! The trappings! Dr. Suess
One man’s toxic sludge is another man’s potpourri. The Grinch
Pop guns! And bicycles! Roller skates! Drums! Checkerboards! Tricycles! Popcorn! And plums! And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, very nimbly, stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimbley! Dr. Suess
It’s because I’m green isn’t it? The Grinch
I am The Grinch that stole Christmas, and I’m sorry. The Grinch
Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas. The Grinch
I don’t need anything more for Christmas than this right here. My family. Lou Lou Who
Cute kid, bad judge of character. The Grinch
Stupid. Ugly. Out of date. This is ridiculous. If I can’t find something nice to wear I’m not going. The Grinch
They’ll eat their Who Pudding and rare Who Roast Beast. But that’s something I just cannot stand in the least. Oh, no, I’m speaking in rhyme! The Grinch
That’s what it’s all about, isn’t it? That’s what it’s always been about. Gifts, gifts gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts! You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I’m saying? In your garbage. I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump. The Grinch
Max, grab a bag. We’ll come back for the rest. Of course when I say we I mean you. The Grinch
Oh. Bleeding hearts of the world unite. The Grinch
Christmas Day will always be just as long as we have we. Narrator
Give me that! Don’t you know you’re not supposed to take things that don’t belong to you? What’s the matter with you, you some kind of wild animal? Huh? The Grinch
It came without ribbons, it came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags. The Grinch
All right, you’re a reindeer. Here’s your motivation Your name is Rudolph, you’re a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. The Grinch
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote Stink, stank, stunk! The Grinch
The avarice never ends! I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue. The Grinch
Give me that! Don’t you know you’re not supposed to take things that don’t belong to you? What’s the matter with you, you some kind of wild animal? Huh? The Grinch
Kids today. So desensitized by movies and television. The Grinch
Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrong o. I merely noticed that you’re improperly packaged, my dear. The Grinch
Oh, the Who manity. The Grinch
